Happy Friday everybody!
I’m currently out to sea on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. Check out my blogs for the cruise by reading the Sixthman Blog. For those of you still plugging away on how to read a nutrition label, here’s the little stuff. Sure it’s tiny, but it’s still damn important, so pay attention!
Micronutrients include vitamins and minerals. These are nutrients that your body needs to function properly. In general, if you eat a well balanced diet (vegetables, fruits, low-fat dairy, and lean protein sources), you will get enough of each micronutrient. The %DV is listed for each micronutrient. Here are a few key players to pay attention to:
Calcium: Needed to build bone. This is especially important for women, because bone mass decreases after menopause, so build your bones strong while you are young!
Vitamin D: Needed to aid absorption of calcium. Some of this comes from food, and some is made by your body when you are exposed to sunlight.
Iron: Needed to make hemoglobin, the oxygen-carrying substance in blood cells. Women are more at-risk for being iron deficient, while men are more at-risk for being iron overloaded.
You may notice that that some labels list more micronutrients than others. If a micronutrient is missing from a label, that means there is not any of it in the food product. (Look at the Nutrition Facts for a can of soda. See any micronutrients on there? That’s why soda is referred to as “empty calories.”)
If the variety of your diet is restricted, you may be at risk for certain vitamin deficiencies. Also, there are certain health conditions that increase the requirement of particular nutrients. For example, pregnant women need extra folic acid, and people who are anemic may need extra iron. These are all issues that can be discussed with a registered dietitian or doctor.
A quick word on vitamin supplements: Over the counter multivitamin supplements have been recommended by some health professionals, while others say they are not necessary. If you think the variety of your diet does not provide enough of each vitamin or mineral, a daily multivitamin is not a bad idea. However, stay away from “megadoses” of vitamins or minerals until you have a discussion with your doctor or registered dietician.
What is %DV? This is the “percent daily value,” or the % of the total amount per day that one should consume for each nutrient. For some nutrients (like dietary fiber and potassium), the DV is the minimum amount you should consumer per day. For most other nutrients (fats, sodium, and cholesterol) the DV is the maximum amount you should consume.
Fat comes in several types: the good, the bad, and the ugly. The terms “saturated” or “unsaturated” refer to bonding of hydrogen atoms to carbon atoms in a fat molecule. When every carbon molecule is bound to the maximum number of hydrogen atoms, the fat is “saturated.” If some carbon molecules are double-bonded to each other (and bonded to fewer hydrogen atoms), the fat is “unsaturated.”
Cholesterol is the next big player on the list. Cholesterol is an important building block in cell membranes. We get some from food, and some is made in the liver. Cholesterol is mainly found in animal products, just like saturated fat. Too much cholesterol also contributes to atherosclerosis, so watch your intake.
Sodium, and often Potassium, are also listed in this part of the Nutrition Facts label. These are electrolytes (refer to “what the eff is an electrolyte?”). The main thing to watch here is sodium content. Too much sodium can contribute to high blood pressure. The high sodium content of many prepackaged and canned foods may surprise you!
Carbohydrates include simple carbs (sugars, like glucose, fructose, dextrose) and complex carbs (fiber and polysaccharides).
Dietary fiber is great stuff! There are two types. Soluble fiber is digestible and gets absorbed by your body. This type of fiber helps lower your cholesterol and keeps your blood sugar levels stable. Insoluble fiber is not digestible, so it stays in your GI tract and helps “keep things moving.” Trust me, this is a good thing. (Soluble fiber is listed on the nutrition label but insoluble fiber is not—just subtract soluble fiber from dietary fiber to find out the amount of insoluble fiber!)
Sugar is a simple carbohydrate. It can be absorbed by your gut very quickly because it doesn’t need to be broken down by enzymes first. Sugar is not necessarily bad for you, but taking in large amounts of sugar can cause your blood sugar levels to become unstable.
Other carbohydrate generally refers to other complex (large) carbohydrates in food, such as starch. These large molecules are broken down by enzymes into sugar, but the process takes a while. Complex carbohydrates keep your blood sugar levels more stable than do simple carbohydrates.
Protein is one of the main building blocks for muscle and other body tissues. There is not a DV for protein because the amount of protein that each person needs is quite variable. Refer to my previous blog on why protein is like playing tetris.
I want to preface this blog by saying the majority of this has been written by my good friend Ali, a med-student who also happens to be a health and fitness nut. She knows that the nation’s health problems (and issues with obesity) will cause all kinds of problems years from now in our hospitals (and our tax dollars), so she wants to help me in any way possible get these uber-important messages across to the world.
So you’re here, which means you want to get in shape and change your life. If you haven’t followed through my first five posts on getting started towards getting in shape, go back and read them…and then come back here.
So you’re getting ready to start exercising, and you know that your diet is responsible for 80% of your success. You know that all that food you buy in the grocery store? You need to need to know what you’re eating before you shove it down your throat. Let’s go through what’s actually on that label:
“You are what you eat.”
Well, not literally…but there is quite a bit of truth to this statement, so it’s not a bad idea to know what you’re putting into your body every time you eat! Luckilyy for us, the FDA (U.S. Food and Drug Administration) requires a nutrition facts label for most packaged food. If you know how to sift through the information in the label, you can make healthy food choices and have a healthier body! Pick up any food in a box in your house, and look at it as you read this blog.
Here’s an overview of the Nutrition Facts label that we’ll go over in this 4 part blog:
Part 1. Where to start? Serving size.
Part 2. Calories
Calories are energy from food. (For the real nerds, a calorie is the amount of energy needed to raise 1 gram of water by 1 degree Celcius, or 4.184 joules. 1000 calories equals a kilocalorie, or Calorie with a big C, which is the unit we are talking about with food. Got it?) This is the simple part: if you burn more calories than you consume in a day you’ll lose weight. If you consume more than you burn, you’ll gain weight. It’s science.
Macro-nutrients include carbohydrates, protein, and fats. These are the building blocks of the body. The calories in food come from these building blocks. Now, the calories that make up each macro nutrient weigh different amounts.
Macro-nutrient Calories per gram
Remember this, when the box says 10g of carbs, it’s 40 calories. When you eat 10g of fat, its 90 calories. To figure out how many calories you should eat every day, you can follow this blog. Part 2 will either come tomorrow or the next day, depending on if I feel inspired yet to write my blog about outdoor fitness.
No, the poison ivy isn’t any better
See this cat? Yeah, it might look cute and cuddly, maybe even harmless. If you think any of these things, you’re an idiot-head banana pants. Frisby the Cat could possibly be pure evil. Either that, or she’s just too dumb to know any better (right now, she trying to sit on my arms as I’m typing, I kid you not).
Saturday afternoon was glorious down here in ATL, so I decided I was going to sit on our back porch and read Watchen (which is badass by the way, absolutely loving it so far). As I sat on the back porch, I came up with this idea for my blog for Tuesday about exercising outdoors. Welllllll, Frisby got outside, and decided to wander aimlessly through the woods. She generally comes back after about 5 minutes because she realizes she can only acquire generous amounts of Meow Mix INSIDE the house. However, after about twenty minutes she still hadn’t come back. I climbed down the back steps, and sure enough, Fribsy was approximately 100 yards away deep in the woods, wandering like a sheep without a shepherd (or a cat without a brain).
Being the idiot that I am, I trudged through the woods, picked up the cat, and dragged her inside, and then went back to reading my book. Little did I know that Frisby managed to walk through a whole patch of poison ivy during her gallivanting in the woods. I woke up the next day with a poison ivy rash on my right forearm, under my chin, behind my right here, on the left side of my nose, and 2 millimeters above my right eye. I guess I’m lucky it hasn’t spread to a larger area – as a little kid I’d literally only have to LOOK at poison ivy and my face would swell up like a balloon.
So, I currently hate the outdoors, and instead of coming home today to write a post about fitness, I ran off to various pharmacies trying to track down the highest legal dosage of cortisone available. Apparently that’s only 1%. Lame. The reason I’m so worried about this poison ivy is because I’m heading to L.A. tomorrow with my company to produce the Mayercraft Carrier with John Mayer, O.A.R., and Guster. We’re putting on a charity night with VH1′s Save the Music Thursday night, so this thing is pretty high profile. I swear to God, if my face swells up like a balloon just in time for this event, Frisby’s goin down.
Updates over the next week and a half will hopefully be consistent, but we’ll see how things go on this cruise, I bet it will get crazy. Rest assured, the updates and blogs will resume once I’m back on dry land.
Poison ivy, I hate you.
Sure you know exercising will make you feel better, but did you ever think of how else it will improve your life? Getting in shape will not only improve your health, but it will certainly improve your appearance and increase your self-confidence. Think about it: with all of these things going right for you, things can only get better, right? 2/3rds of the country is considered overweight; why not put yourself ahead of those 2/3rds and see what happens. At the very least, you’ll be in great shape and probably live much longer. Let’s see a few examples:
Be who you want to be, and make it happen.
It’s 5AM on Friday, and you’re exhausted. You’re on the road, and you have only 30 minutes before you have to check out from your hotel. It’s Saturday afternoon and all you friends are drinking and playing video games. There are literally a million reasons you can give yourself to skip a workout, and it generally only takes one of them to tip towards laziness. You need to find that one reason that makes you move. It’s this one reason, every single day, that will drive you to be a better person, improve your health, and get stronger.
A lot of people decide to get in shape because their doctors said so. Others make the decision because they’re in a competition with office buddies to lose weight. The reasons to start are endless: New Year’s resolutions, curiosity, because your friend convinced you to do it. I don’t care what reason gets you to start exercising, as long as you’re doing it.
Now, the reason that got you to start exercising might not last very long; it might get you started but could fade very quickly as soon as adversity shows itself (traveling, vacation, holidays, a cold, etc). In order to be successful, you have to find the motivation to KEEP going, to break through those tough days. It’s this motivation that will drive you to exercise when you’re tired, not miss a workout because you’re sleepy, and get out of bed early on a Saturday while your friends lie in bed hung over.
Whatever that motivation is, find it. If it’s a movie quote, a picture of what you want to look like, song lyrics, make it a part of your daily routine first thing in the morning. I wake up every morning to a quote from my favorite movie hanging on the wall: “Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.” In the gym, at work, and in life, I try to improve myself every single day.
What’s your motivation? How do you remind yourself every day of what you want to accomplish?
So, you’re motivated, you’re eager, and you’ve decided that you want to get a gym membership. Luckily, in this economy people are dropping like flies from gyms so most places will pretty much do anything to get you to join their club. Did you hear that Cinderella? You’re practically the prettiest girl at the ball! Now, here are six things to consider before giving it up (your money).
Now, let’s be honest…most gyms suck, and the managers that run them are only after your money. Family Guy explains this perfectly in this short clip below. It’s important you do your research so you don’t get suckered into a crappy commitment with a crappy gym.
1) Do your research - If you live in a big city, there are probably dozens and dozens of gyms within a 15 mile radius. Type in “gym” or “health club” and your address into Google and see what pops up. Start making some phone calls and find out what their membership rates are, if there is a initiation fee, what their hours are, etc. Interested in playing basketball, taking classes, swimming, etc.? Check out different options. One gym might be $50 a month compared to another at $25, but check to see what you get for that money: if you’re going to be doing things other than just lifting weights and hitting a treadmill, might not be a bad idea to splurge for the more expensive gym with all the bells and whistles. Your choice.
2) Chain gym or local gym? Both have their advantages and disadvantages. Local gyms often have better trainers, more reasonable management (who aren’t solely after getting your money), while chain gyms often allow you to work out at any of their gyms in the country. Big traveler? Might be good to get a nationwide membership. Want to support local businesses? Find a good gym and get to know the owner…he might be more lenient on your membership rates. Big chains have rates that generally set in stone, and many of them are only after your wallet. It all comes down to what you want out of your gym.
3) What time of day will you usually go the gym? Decide if you want to work out before work, after work, late at night before bed, etc. Obviously if you want to go straight from work every day, you’ll want to pick a gym by your office, and if you want to work out at home…go look at gyms there. Timing is everything, and location. If it’s really close to where you are, you’re far more likely to make the trip than if you have to drive half an hour. Location, location, location.
4) Get a guest pass. Most gyms offer guest passes, which allow you to work out at their gym free for a week. Make sure you go to the gym at the same time that you’ll usually be working out once you get a membership. A gym could be great on a weekend when you go into to look at it, but right after work it could be more packed than Old Country Buffet on half-priced Tuesdays. If they give you a free week, make sure you use it multiple times. You might get a bad impression of a gym on one day simply because they were having a free open house or something.
5) Talk to other members. Find somebody at the gym you’re testing it out and ask them what they like and dislike about it. They could tell you that there’s always a weird funk in the locker room, the trainers are a bunch of creeps, or the equipment is always busted. They could also tell you it’s fantastic and they’ve had a nothing but great experiences there! You won’t know unless you ask. I’d recommend catching people after their workout or before…I wouldn’t really bring it up in the shower or when somebody is halfway through a set.
6) Find a good gym? Good! Now try out two other ones. After you decide on a gym, sit down with their management and find out what kind of deals they can offer. Do they have a family discount? A lot of gyms will have specials if you can sign up with a friend. Another thing you want to decide is if you want to do a short term month-to-month deal, or pay a discounted price but get locked into a contract. Tell them you want to think about it, and then find another gym and use their free week membership. You can probably get at least a good month worth of fitness in without paying a dime if you play your cards right.
This weekend I was hanging out with my friend Chris, playing some music and talking about life.
He recently started exercising and getting in shape, and has already lost about 10 pounds. He told me about this great article he had read that really inspired him, and I had to share it here because it got me really fired up too. Written by Henry Rollins (yes, THAT Henry Rollins), this article truly put a lot of things into perspective for me. Regardless of your thoughts on Rollins’s political views, music, etc…the guy wrote one hell of an article. Here it is reprinted.
It’s very long, but make sure you get all the way through it, especially the last paragraph:
I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. To not be like you parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. Completely.
When I was young I had no sense of myself. All I was, was a product of all the fear and humiliation I suffered. Fear of my parents. The humiliation of teachers calling me “garbage can” and telling me I’d be mowing lawns for a living. And the very real terror of my fellow students. I was threatened and beaten up for the color of my skin and my size. I was skinny and clumsy, and when others would tease me I didn’t run home crying, wondering why. I knew all too well. I was there to be antagonized. In sports I was laughed at. A spaz. I was pretty good at boxing but only because the rage that filled my every waking moment made me wild and unpredictable. I fought with some strange fury. The other boys thought I was crazy.
I hated myself all the time. As stupid at it seems now, I wanted to talk like them, dress like them, carry myself with the ease of knowing that I wasn’t going to get pounded in the hallway between classes.
Years passed and I learned to keep it all inside. I only talked to a few boys in my grade. Other losers. Some of them are to this day the greatest people I have ever known. Hang out with a guy who has had his head flushed down a toilet a few times, treat him with respect, and you’ll find a faithful friend forever. But even with friends, school sucked. Teachers gave me hard time. I didn’t think much of them either.
Then came Mr. Pepperman, my adviser. He was a powerfully built Vietnam veteran, and he was scary. No one ever talked out of turn in his class. Once one kid did and Mr. P. lifted him off the ground and pinned him to the blackboard.
Mr. P. could see that I was in bad shape, and one Friday in October he asked me if I had ever worked out with weights. I told him no. He told me that I was going to take some of the money that I had saved and buy a hundred-pound set of weights at Sears. As I left his office, I started to think of things I would say to him on Monday when he asked about the weights that I was not going to buy. Still, it made me feel special. My father never really got that close to caring. On Saturday I bought the weights, but I couldn’t even drag them to my mom’s car. An attendant laughed at me as he put them on a dolly.
Monday came and I was called into Mr. P.’s office after school. He said that he was going to show me how to work out. He was going to put me on a program and start hitting me in the solar plexus in the hallway when I wasn’t looking. When I could take the punch we would know that we were getting somewhere. At no time was I to look at myself in the mirror or tell anyone at school what I was doing.
In the gym he showed me ten basic exercises. I paid more attention than I ever did in any of my classes. I didn’t want to blow it. I went home that night and started right in. Weeks passed, and every once in a while Mr. P. would give me a shot and drop me in the hallway, sending my books flying. The other students didn’t know what to think. More weeks passed, and I was steadily adding new weights to the bar. I could sense the power inside my body growing. I could feel it.
Right before Christmas break I was walking to class, and from out of nowhere Mr. Pepperman appeared and gave me a shot in the chest. I laughed and kept going. He said I could look at myself now. I got home and ran to the bathroom and pulled off my shirt. I saw a body, not just the shell that housed my stomach and my heart. My biceps bulged. My chest had definition. I felt strong. It was the first time I can remember having a sense of myself. I had done something and no one could ever take it away. You couldn’t say **** to me.
It took me years to fully appreciate the value of the lessons I have learned from the Iron. I used to think that it was my adversary, that I was trying to lift that which does not want to be lifted. I was wrong. When the Iron doesn’t want to come off the mat, it’s the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn’t teach you anything. That’s the way the Iron talks to you. It tells you that the material you work with is that which you will come to resemble. That which you work against will always work against you.
It wasn’t until my late twenties that I learned that by working out I had given myself a great gift. I learned that nothing good comes without work and a ceratin amount of pain. When I finish a set that leaves me shaking, I know more about myself. When something gets bad, I know it can’t be as bad as that workout.
I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But when dealing with the Iron, one must be careful to interpret the pain correctly. Most injuries involving the Iron come from ego. I once spent a few weeks lifting weight that my body wasn’t ready for and spent a few months not picking up anything heavier than a fork. Try to lift what you’re not prepared to and the Iron will teach you a little lesson in restraint and self-control.
I have never met a truly strong person who didn’t have self-respect. I think a lot of inwardly and outwardly directed contempt passes itself off as self-respect: the idea of raising yourself by stepping on someone’s shoulders instead of doing it yourself. When I see guys working out for cosmetic reasons, I see vanity exposing them in the worst way, as cartoon characters, billboards for imbalance and insecurity. Strength reveals itself through character. It is the difference between bouncers who get off strong-arming people and Mr. Pepperman.
Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional. That it comes from the body and the mind. And the heart.
Yukio Mishima said that he could not entertain the idea of romance if he was not strong. Romance is such a strong and overwhelming passion, a weakened body cannot sustain it for long. I have some of my most romantic thoughts when I am with the Iron. Once I was in love with a woman. I thought about her the most when the pain from a workout was racing through my body. Everything in me wanted her. So much so that sex was only a fraction of my total desire. It was the single most intense love I have ever felt, but she lived far away and I didn’t see her very often. Working out was a healthy way of dealing with the loneliness. To this day, when I work out I usually listen to ballads.
I prefer to work out alone. It enables me to concentrate on the lessons that the Iron has for me. Learning about what you’re made of is always time well spent, and I have found no better teacher. The Iron had taught me how to live.
Life is capable of driving you out of your mind. The way it all comes down these days, it’s some kind of miracle if you’re not insane. People have become separated from their bodies. They are no longer whole. I see them move from their offices to their cars and on to their suburban homes. They stress out constantly, they lose sleep, they eat badly. And they behave badly. Their egos run wild; they become motivated by that which will eventually give them a massive stroke. They need the Iron mind.
Through the years, I have combined meditation, action, and the Iron into a single strength. I believe that when the body is strong, the mind thinks strong thoughts. Time spent away from the Iron makes my mind degenerate. I wallow in a thick depression. My body shuts down my mind. The Iron is the best antidepressant I have ever found. There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it’s impossible to turn back.
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you’re a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go.
But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
Great article. That last paragraph really resonated with me: you can be whoever you want to be, hear whatever you want to hear from anybody around…but at the end of the day you only have to answer to yourself. Think about it, lifting weights and exercising gives you immediate feedback and sense of accomplishment. If you ran a mile in 6 minutes last week, and 5:55 this week…you’re improving. If you lifted 200 lbs last month and 205 this month, you’re getting stronger. One day at a time, one pound at a time, one rep at time.
Set a list of goals, and you can work every single day towards reaching them. When you get there, you’ll know it’s because of your hard work and dedication. Make it happen.
You’ve seen the movie 300 and you’ve seen how freaking jacked those guys are. Well, as it turns out, many of the actors in the movie went through a certain routine that they had to finish in order to be considered “ready.” I love this routine because it’s a full body workout that teaches both strength and endurance. Every day in a gym I see guys working out their forearms, doing 5 different triceps exercises to hit the arms from all different angles, specializing in tiny muscles. For this 300 workout, each exercise is a compound exercise, working multiple muscle groups simultaneously.
Think about it: 2000 years ago, these warriors didn’t have cable pull machines and exercise balls and Nautilus machines – they had their body weight, they had heavy things to pick up, and things to hang off of. That’s it…oh yeah and they had to fight for their lives every freaking day. They were in peak physical shape and scared the crap out of every other “army.” I guarantee if a Spartan walked around in that loin cloth thing nobody nobody would question it. Gerard Butler (who plays King Leonidas in 300) told Men’s Health: “You know that every bead of sweat falling off your head, every weight you’ve pumped — the history of that is all in your eyes. That was a great thing, to put on that cape and put on that helmet, and not have to think, shit, I should have trained more. Instead, I was standing there feeling like a lion.“ Yeah, I want to feel like that.
So here the routine. If you can complete this test, you’ve completed the final level, you beat the last boss, you did it. So what is this routine?
To see what these moves look like, check out Craig Ballentyne’s explanation for each:
There you have it. Even though I’ve been working out and “in shape” for years, this test scares the crap out of me. It’s a great goal to have though. Once I get back from my next cruise in a few weeks, I’m going to try and attempt this test; I’ll record my stats and see if I can even get through it (my guess would be NO). I tried to do some floor wipes this morning and nearly killed myself…50 of them scares the bajeeezus out of me. Oh well, gotta start somewhere, right?
My ultimate goal is to compete on Ninja Warrior – yes I’m serious – so until I make it on the show I figure if training to look like King Leonidas is a good start.
Everybody has seen those ads on the side of a website. They show a guy with a huge gut, and then the next picture he has washboard abs, cut arms, a tan, and suddenly no chest hair. Half the time, it’s not even the same person. They talk about how their particular piece of equipment/exercise plan/routine will whip you into shape in only 20 minutes a day, three times a week. Other ads talk about a diet pill that allows you to eat whatever you want and still lose 40lbs in a month! Fantastic, right?
Don’t believe a word of it.
I stumbled across this article in the New York Times where Carl Foster, an exercise physiologist at the University of Wisconsin, La Crosse, took a bunch of guys aged 18-40 and put them through these “miracle 6-week programs.” They had a panel of judges and doctors look at pictures (with heads removed, in random order) and rate them on appearance both before and after the six week programs. When comparing before and after photos, they really couldn’t detect any discernible difference. What cracked me up is that the panel rated most of the test subjects far lower than they rated themselves, and specifically the women on the panel rated them even lower than that. Guys, this is not good! Apparently we think we look far better than we actually do. Ruh roh.
Back to these routines: they’re all a giant scam, and one that you need to avoid. Honestly, think about it, if you could look like the jacked guy in the picture by eating whatever you want and taking a pill while working out 3 times a week for 20 minutes…then EVERYBODY would look like that. However, very few do, and I see a new ad for “the next best thing” every freaking day…which means people are buying into the marketing ploy. Suck!
Let’s set the record straight: diet and exercise will get you where you need to be. It won’t be quick, and it won’t be easy. If you’re looking to get into shape, you need to set realistic goals. According to Dr. Kraemer from the University of Connecticut, “To make a change in how you look, you are talking about a significant period of training…In our studies it takes six months to a year.” And, he added, that is with regular strength-training workouts, using the appropriate weights and with a carefully designed individualized program. “That is what the reality is,” he said.
If you eat healthily and exercise regularly, you can aim to lose around 1% of your body weight per week on average, and no more. It’s a long process and a struggle, which explains why so many people are unhealthy…they get started and they don’t see immediate results so they get discouraged and give up. Some people to go to the gym and get nothing accomplished. You need to sweat, you need to be increasing your reps or weights each time, and you need to stay motivated.
Stick with your plan, push through the tough days, and have somebody to help you along the way.
To quote that movie with Tim Allen as a television actor playing a spaceship captain who actually ends up in space and has to save people (isn’t that an exact plot ripoff of “The Three Amigos” by the way?) “Never give up. Never surrender!” When you take it one day at a time, six months will go by much faster than you think.