Meet Steve Kamb

I’ve been writing on this site for about 8 months now, and I realized that I only have two pictures of me on this entire site.  I figure you guys might want to know who you’re taking your fitness advice from.  Today’s post is about who I am and how I got here.

This is Me

Hi, I’m Steve Kamb.  I’m about 6 feet tall, I weigh approximately 175 pounds, and I have about 11% body fat.  Here are my weight lifting stats:

  • Best deadlift – 310 lbs.
  • Best squat – 210 lbs (full squat to down past parallel)
  • Best bench press – 205 (6 reps, never tried to max out with 1 rep)
  • Most pull ups in one set – 14

I’m a big supporter of the phrase, “appearance is a consequence of fitness.” I’m sure I could do just chest exercises and bicep curls and “look bigger,” but I’m more concerned with building a well-balanced body: lots of squats, deadlifts, pull ups, and presses.  I know my weight lifting stats won’t win any awards, but they’re constantly climbing and I’m doing it all on my own terms.

I know there are tons of ways that I could bulk up and put on more muscle quickly (creatine supplements, high calorie shakes, and more time devoted to fitness).  However, with my day job, this website, and an actual life, I really don’t have the time or need to do that, which is fine.  I only exercise three or four times a week (for just 45 minutes), I eat well, and I’m trying to do everything I can to set myself up for a long healthy life.  Besides, I need to fit in some nerd time too: reading lots of books and playing the occasional video game.

Maybe one day when I win the lottery I can devote six months turning myself into Ryan Reynolds.  Until then, I’m happy where I am.

My Story

I’ve been skinny my entire life. I’m a really picky eater and I played a dozen sports growing up, keeping me in a constant state of skin and bones.  I don’t even like cake, which means I get made fun of at work whenever it’s somebody’s birthday.  I started college at Vanderbilt University back in 2002 and couldn’t wait to put on the “freshman fifteen.”

Welp, after four years of college, tubs of protein powder, and daily trips to the gym, I managed to put on maybe five pounds.  Suck.  Other than my abs, I didn’t have much going for me in the muscle department.  When I graduated, I moved cross-country to San Diego on a whim with my older brother.  I found a gym close to my apartment, got a few free personal trainer sessions, and suddenly realized it was my diet that was holding me back.  30 days later, I had gone from 162 lbs. to 180 lbs. (4000 calories a day will do that to ya).  It was at this point I became obsessed with fitness.  Not necessarily getting myself in incredible shape, but the whole science and process behind how our bodies work and the most efficient way to get in shape.

Picture 1After yet another cross-country move  to Atlanta in November of 2007, I landed a marketing job with Sixthman, the greatest company on the planet. In my spare time I continued to exercise and read every fitness book I could find.  It was at this point I started to formulate the concept of this site: I love writing, and I know there’s A LOT of bad information and crappy fitness products/blogs out there, so I figured why not use my powers for good and start my own damn blog!  I chose the name Nerd Fitness because it’s easily remembered, unique, and quite applicable: I’m a nerd, I like fitness. Done.

In the fall of 2008, I became a certified personal trainer. Now, I don’t think this certification is a big deal, because I believe it’s great content, accurate information, and motivational stories that will make this site successful, not some piece of paper.  Even though I’m personally trying to bulk up, I have helped quite a few people slim down, like my friend Saint who dropped 33 pounds in 12 weeks.  I love hearing about normal people who transform their lives and want to inspire others.  If you have a great story, please tell me about it and you could be featured on Nerd Fitness!

My Diet

Up until two months ago I was drinking 3 thousand-calorie shakes a day, shoveling insane amounts of food down my throat, and doing everything possible to gain weight.  I made it all the way up to 185 pounds (woohoo!), and then I read Loren Cordain’s “The Paleo Diet” and “The Paleo Diet For Athletes.”  It completely changed how I look at fitness, diet, and my overall health.  Since then, I’ve shed 10 pounds (almost all of it was water weight or fat), and I actually look bigger now than I did before.

Since reading these books and doing more research on the subject, I’ve realized that stuffing my face with meal-replacement shakes, gallons of milk, and pounds of pasta probably wasn’t the optimal/safest lifestyle.  Sure, I definitely wish I had bigger arms and more muscle, but not at the expense of my long-term health.  Now, I eat mostly real foods (lots of chicken, lettuce, asparagus, and apples), focus my time on getting stronger, and stop being so neurotic about calorie counts and timing my meals.

My Goals

I want to put on 10 lbs. of muscle by January 7th. Why January 7th?  Because that’s the day I head out to sea on The Rock Boat!  As part of my job I have to go on this floating music festival and make sure everybody is having a good time (told you it was an awesome company to work for).  Now, because I’ve switched to a Paleo Diet, I’m going to have to really try hard to find a way to eat enough calories a day to bulk up.  As far as exercise goes, I’ll be doing a variation on the Level 3 Routine found in my free e-book, A Newbie’s Guide to Fitness. It will still only be 3 days a week in the gym.

That’s my story. I’d love to hear yours: email me at and let me know if I can help in any way.


“The Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Seen” Contest – Win an iTunes Gift Card!

If you’ve clicked over from my guest post, 7 Life Lessons We Can Learn From Where the Wild Things Are, on the World’s Strongest Librarian, I want to say what’s up and welcome! I think Josh runs a great blog over there and I’m honored that he let me put together such a fun post for his site.

While you’re nosing around the Nerd Fitness site, hopefully you see enough stuff that keeps you here!  After downloading my free E-book, “A Newbie’s Guide to Fitness,” here are the best ways to stay connected:

Okay, now that we got THAT out of the way, it’s time for the first ever Nerd Fitness contest! The winner will take home a $10 iTunes Gift Card.  Why only 10 bucks?  Because I’m broke, I don’t make a dime off of this site, and it’s a freaking easy contest…that’s why!

Picture 1The other day I came across this post on Cnet: The TrekDesk. Essentially, it’s a desk/treadmill hybrid that allows you to walk and work all at the same time.  The first thought that popped into my head was “Move over Hawaii Chair, this is officially the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.”  Honestly, other than the obvious danger associated with walking on a moving platform without paying attention (think Bam from Jackass on a treadmill), this just seems like a terrible terrible idea all around.  Just because you CAN do two things at once doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

I won’t get into the importance of dedicating specific time towards your ACTUAL JOB and dedicating specific time towards exercising…that should be obvious.  Instead, I’d rather spend the rest of today coming up with even more ridiculous and dangerous fake combo-products.  I want you to come up with your own fake product promotion and post it in the comments.  I’ll be accepting entries until 11:59PM EST on Sunday, October 18th. After all entries are submitted, my friends and I will pick the one that made us say, “wow, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.”  The more you can make us laugh, the better.

Here’s a few (poorly made) examples to get started:

  • The Toilet Bar Stool: Don’t you HATE when you go to a bar, chug a bunch of beers, and then have to pee during the 4th quarter of the football game?  Thanks to the Toilet Bar Stool, you can drink a beer and piss yourself at the same time without ever leaving your seat!  Coming soon: the Lazyboy Toilet (as seen on the Simpsons).
  • The Baby Carriage Dog-Rickshaw: You take your baby for a walk.  You take your dog for a walk.  Why not kill two birds with one stone?  Introducing the dog-rickshaw for babies!  Stick your baby in the carriage, strap your dog to the front end, set it, and forget it!  You can sit inside and watch Oprah while your dog takes your precious newborn for a tour of the town.  Who knows, he might even come back!

Alright guys, have at it.  Try to include fitness in your product some way if you can, but I don’t want that to be a limiting factor.  Just have fun, and try to keep it relatively clean.  (If you actually want to win, make sure you put down a legit email address when you post your comment so I can contact you).

Oh, and if you come across any actual products that are beyond stupid, post those too.  If we can’t laugh at ourselves, might as well laugh at others.


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CrossFit – 18 Minutes and 48 Seconds of Hell

Yesterday, with the encouragement of my buddy Jordan and recent interviewees Brandi and Adam, I went to the Peachtree CrossFit Gym here in Atlanta for my first ass-kicking.  For those of you who don’t know, CrossFit is a type of gym/crazy lifestyle where you have a specific exercise routine every day that you try to finish (with perfect form) as quickly as possible.  Each day the routine is different, mixing in different exercises, building different muscles, and pushing your body to its limit in practically every way.

crossfit-kittensAlthough I have been weight training for quite a while, I know my endurance was crap before even getting there. Considering my routine was going to be a mixture of strength building, running, and endurance, I knew I was in trouble.  Oh well, everybody likes a challenge, right?

Yesterday afternoon I showed up at the CrossFit gym: a big open room in the basement of a large warehouse type building.  I walked in and immediately saw people drenched in sweat, curled over, and some were even lying on the floor.  Yikes.   I then met Liz, my trainer for the afternoon.  With a big smile, she told me that I need to sign a waiver in case I die during the workout.   The dying part was a joke, the waiver was not.  This is serious stuff we’re talking here.  After a light 400M jog, 10 sit ups, 10 push ups, and some stretching, I’m given my assignment for the day.  I have to do three rounds as quickly as possible of the following

  • 400M run
  • 21 kettlebell swings (with a 35 pound weight, although the routine actually calls for a 55 pound weight)
  • 12 pull ups (from a dead hang)

It sounded tough, but nothing I couldn’t handle.  I hadn’t done kettle bell swings before, but I can do pull ups and I can run, so I figured I’d be okay.  I’m going to give you a rough estimate of the minute by minute breakdown of how things went:

00:00 – And I’m off!  I start a light  jog down the road behind the gym to a red G painted on the ground which is exactly 200M away from the gym.

01:30 – I finish my first 400M in around 90 seconds, and I’m already winded.  Ruh roh Shaggy.

02:30 – I crank out my 21 reps of kettle bell swings, which are surprisingly difficult.  I make a mental note to go home and learn how to utilize my hips more.  I also make a mental note that I’m only on the 2nd part of the first round of this damn routine.

02:40 – Time to crank out some pull ups.  I actually felt good about the pull ups going into this because I can generally do a lot of them.  However, after running 400M and doing 21 swings I’m already gassed.  Apparently Crossfit preaches a specific type of pull up called a kip up which uses momentum, but I don’t know how to do it, so I stick with my dead hang and chug through my first set of 12.

4:00 – 10:00 – I get through round 2 somehow.  I don’t remember much of it, except for the puddle of sweat underneath me and the beginning of some delirium.  I’ve been exercising for only 10 minutes and I’m already ready to pass out.  Endurance fail.

10:01 – I begin round 3 with my 400M “run.”  I use the term “run” loosely, because I’m pretty sure at this point I’m doing that run/jog thing that is actually slower than walking.  I’m an idiot and I’m clearly not thinking straight, but I start to ask myself what Buzz Lightyear would do in this situation.  “Never give up, never surrender.”  Yup, I start thinking about Pixar movies.  That’s normal.

11:00 – As I hit the halfway point on my jog, I’m so exhausted and delirious that I see Jesus.

11:01 – Turns out “Jesus” was just a bearded homeless man peeing in the bushes.  My bad.

12:20 – I have no concept of time anymore.  I feel like I’ve been exercising for an hour.  My legs are exhausted, my head hurts, I’m kind of hungry, sweaty, tired, but damnit I’m gonna finish this thing.

15:00 – I j lust finished my last set of kettle bell swings and I’m dying.  OH GOD still 12 more pull ups.

15:15 – Liz looks at me and goes “It’s okay to swear, if that helps.”  I smile politely, and continue cursing to my cursing to myself on the inside.  At this point, Ramstein’s “Du Hast” comes over the speakers (slightly different than the god-awful techno that plays at my current gym).

15:30 – The first 5 pull ups come easy.  My arms decide to stop working on the 6th.   F*** you arms!

16:00 – I break the rest of it into 3 sets of 2 pull ups and one final pull up.  I briefly consider letting out a war cry but I figure nothing would actually come out.

18:48 – I’m done.  “18 minutes and 48 seconds. Not bad!  A lot of people don’t even get through the workout on their first try,” says Liz.  This makes me feel better.  “This is the wall of records here at the gym.  The fastest guy to complete this workout was 8 minutes and 37 seconds, with a 55lb kettle bell.”  This makes me feel worse.

At this point, I noticed a “Pukie List” for all the people who have lost their lunch from pushing themselves too hard. I laugh and say, “Well I didn’t set any records, but at least I stayed off the Pukie List!”  Like clockwork, my stomach decided that this was a jackass comment and wanted to make me pay for it.  Fearing the worst, I politely excused myself to go wander around outside the gym, trying to take deep breaths and not puke while simultaneously looking for a nice bush to puke on in case it does happen.  After one near-reversal I regain composure, drink the rest of my water, and stumble back into the gym.

After thanking Liz for pushing me to my limits, I vow to never exercise again.  I remember getting in my car and thinking that was the worst thing ever and one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever had.  And then I got home…and suddenly I wanted to know what the next workout would be, and if I could get through that one too without puking.  And then I wanted to know how fast I’d have to complete it to end up on the Wall of Records.  Suddenly the concept of putting myself through hell again sounded like a fantastic idea.  What happened to me!?

Let me set the record straight: Crossfit members are nuts. There’s no doubt about it.  Anybody who puts themselves so that level of torture, on purpose, on a daily basis has to be crazy.  And yet, I totally get it.  These people push themselves way outside of their comfort zone, past any self-imposed limit, and then show up and do it all over again the next day.  They do it because they know they can, because they have a group of people going through Hell with them, because they want to know how strong and fast they can be.  It’s awesome.

Now, Crossfit isn’t for everybody.  I bet a lot of people walk out of that gym after a free trial session and say “never again,” and then they go back to the way things were, which is fine.   I’m sure the other limiting factor is the cost of the membership (which is quite expensive).  I understand the reason for the price, but my funds are so tight right now that I just can’t afford it.  Luckily lists all of its daily routines and challenges on their site, so I can continue to train on my own at my gym (without the competition and positive encouragement from my peers).  I guess I’ll see how much I can push myself on my own.

Crossfit and Liz – thanks for kicking my ass.  I hated it the entire time, and I can’t wait to do it all over again soon.

NF Readers – If you’re looking for a challenge, find a CrossFit gym in your area and go for your 1st time free.  Find out what you’re made of, and see if it’s right for you.  If you’re a member of one, or you’ve tried out a Crossfit workout, I’d love to hear your stories in the comments.


Diets Are a Complete Waste of Time

Source: Lauren ManningYeah you heard me!  Diets are full of ****.

Everybody I know that has been on a “diet” pretty much ends up hating life, whether they’re on the low-carb diet, the South Beach Diet, the Super Mario Diet (spaghetti, mushrooms, and stars), or the Jack Bauer Diet (terrorists).  Most people stay on a diet for a few weeks, starve themselves and cut out everything they love, and then after losing five pounds go back to their old eating habits and put all the weight right back on.  What a trendous waste of time!  Now, I realize I even talk about “the Nerd Fitness Diet” in my FREE E-BOOK (hows that for a shameless plug!), but I want to set the record straight on what I mean when I talk about a “diet.”

When you make the decision to lose weight and get healthy, the first thing you need to do is adjust your attitude. Yeah, I realize I sound like your mom right now – that’s because moms are right all the time (mine is…hi mom!).  If you’re actually serious about turning your life around, it cannot be a competition between your stomach and your mind.  “Oh I can’t eat that because I’m on this diet, or “I get one snack at 4:15 because the book said so” is a losing mentality.  You can’t be fighting with yourself and your stomach because ultimately you’ll lose.  Your diet (what you eat, not some program you subscribe to) has to be part of who you are.  Temporary changes are useless – they need to be permanent, and they need to work for you.

G.I. Joe teaches us that “knowing is half the battle.” Until they tell me otherwise, I think the other half is execution and dedication.  Once you know what’s good for you and what’s bad for you, it’s up to you to determine what to do with that knowledge.  If you’re in a competition with friends to drop a certain amount of weight by Thanksgiving, you’re gonna need to make some serious adjustments.  If you’re a 40 year-old dude in a happy marriage and you just want to fit into your pants a little better, a few small changes will suffice (provided you stick with it).

Let’s go back to your overall mentality: If you love to eat chocolate cake, don’t give it up completely.  Recognize the fact that chocolate cake isn’t good for you, and find a way to either eat it in moderation or find a way to give up something equally bad that doesn’t give you as much satisfaction.  Tyler over at 344 pounds has lost more than pounds in the past 9 months and he still eats the food he loves.  Check out his weekly meals to see how he’s been so successful without changing up his diet (along with substantial exercise, of course).

My best advice is this: make one change a week, not because you’re on a diet, but because it’s part of you.  Switch out Cokes for water at work (trust me on this one), have a bag of almonds on your desk rather than M&Ms, and/or start bringing in your lunch once or twice a week.  These changes can really make a difference.  Example:  if you drink three Cokes a day, switching to water can result in almost 30 pounds lost in a year.  Sounds ridiculous, but it’s true.  It’s amazing.  I used to eat fast food probably four or five times a week.  Now months go by between visits.  It’s not because I’m forcing myself to stay away – it’s because I honestly just don’t want to eat food from there.

Have fun (isn’t that what life is all about?). Eat what you want, but in moderation, and not all the time.  I know you’re smart enough to recognize what’s good for you and what’s not good for you – it’s up to you to decide how important being healthy is.  Eventually, you’ll get to the point where eating right is just “what you do.”  Not because a book told you to, not because your doctor told you to, not because you think you’re supposed to, but because it’s part of who you are.


In honor of referencing G.I. Joe in today’s post, here’s a classic re-dubbed PSA announcement from the old G.I. Joe cartoons.  Here’s one of my favorites:

G.I. Joe Computer

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Reader Spotlight: Evan the Muay Thai Guy


For today’s article, I wanted to interview longtime Nerd Fitness reader Evan.  Why him?  Because he’s a normal guy just like you (30-something, works at a computer)…but he’s been practicing Muay Thai boxing for the past year, which is bad-ass.  I wanted to show that there are other ways to get in shape other than lifting weights and running on a treadmill.  Check it out!

NF: Thanks for taking the time Evan!  Let’s kick things off with what do you do for a living.

Picture 2Evan: I do a wide mix of video production – shooting, editing, graphics – and web development (php/mysql, flash/AS), primarily on a freelance basis.  I also run a small startup ( with a couple of friends and a competitive film-making team ( when I have free time…which isn’t often.

NF: When did the change come, and what made you change?

Evan: Growing up I ate pretty well and played all kinds of sports; I even surfed and went rock climbing frequently.  However, after college when I started working, exercise became less of a priority as I got more and more wrapped up in work.  Things happened slowly enough that I never really worried too much about it, but I as my weight crossed the 200 lb. mark I finally had to admit to myself that things were going in the wrong direction.  I felt older than I should – knees and joints were giving me problems, I got winded easily, and I was getting heartburn regularly.

A couple years ago I joined the local YMCA and started going daily, spending 45 minutes on the treadmill and doing some free weights. I dropped 15lbs and two pants sizes in a couple of months – but then I got burned out and 6 months later I was right back where I started. Working out for the sake of working out just didn’t interest me so I knew I couldn’t keep it up for too long. I needed to find something that was fun.

NF: How did you get involved with Muay Thai boxing?

Picture 1Evan: Last year, my blood pressure hit the ‘pre-hypertension’ range and the only really effective way to control it was regular exercise. My wife and I began walking our dog every morning as a way to add some more exercise into our daily routine. One morning I found a postcard on the trail with a picture of Tony Jaa (pictured right) in the middle of a flying knee strike! It was for a local gym that was running Muay Thai ‘boot camps’ – 5 days a week at 6am for 4 weeks. I’d done a couple of years of Karate when I was 10 and had always wanted to give martial arts another try, so I figured the boot camp was a good way to try something – after all if I didn’t like it it was only 4 weeks.

I didn’t finish the first class because I felt dizzy and nauseous.  So I sat out the rest of the class and realized how out of shape I was. I left that day feeling miserable but doubly motivated to come back the next day. I did, and by the end of four weeks later I was completely hooked (and in horrible pain) – I immediately signed up for the next session.

NF: What kinds of changes have you noticed?

Evan: I’ve noticed a lot of changes!  I’ve lost about 15 pounds of weight, but my total fat loss is much higher as I’ve definitely put on muscle – everything is bigger and better defined now. I’m still 15-20lbs heavier than my ideal weight – as they say you can’t outrun your diet. I’m starting to cut back on eating out now to see if I can cut down to 180 in the next couple of months.

My flexibility is steadily improving, my endurance is significantly better, and recovery time has really improved.  Minor knee problems that had irritated me for years have gradually disappeared, I can do squats without pain, my balance has improved, I can do more push ups than I’ve ever been able to, and I’m starting to be able to do pull ups again. I’m basically feeling like I’m getting younger physically and close to being in better shape than I’ve ever been in my life.

Then there’s the confidence aspect of it. When I first tried sparring I mostly ended up covering up and turning away from my opponent; now I can take a punch or kick and come right back with my own attack. You learn that the line from Rocky is absolutely true – “it ain’t about how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward.” Nothing truly drives the point home quite like actually getting punched in the face!  Much better to learn that lesson in the ring than out on the street.

In addition to the fitness aspects I’ve also met a bunch of great people who come from a wide variety of backgrounds but all have this common interest that brings them together – which spills over into life outside the gym as well.

The biggest thing is that I’m still excited to go to the gym every day. It’s changed my attitude about fitness – before, ‘getting in shape’ was a task to be completed, now I look at it as an ongoing process that I’ll still be doing a year from now. It’s gotten easier but never easy.  I’m having fun, challenging myself and watching the improvements come steadily – basically, leveling up.

NF: Favorite game to unwind?

Evan: Outside of college (where I played practically everything over the LAN), the SSX series is the only one I’ve really put a lot of time into. I’m both annoyed that they haven’t shipped one for the PS3 yet and relieved because my productivity will drop for weeks as soon as they do. There were a couple of hints in Burnout Paradise that it might be on it’s way soon though, so we’ll see – it’s going to have to fight with Muay Thai for my time now…

NF: Advice for people looking to get started in Mixed Martial Arts?

Evan: The ‘mixed’ aspect of MMA is the best part – it means there’s always something new to learn. Regardless of whether you want to compete or just get in shape I’d say the most important thing is finding the right gym – if you like the instructors & other students you’re far more likely to keep going regularly.

If you’re interested in actually doing it competitively you’ll probably want to start with Muay Thai & Jiu Jitsu as they have emerged as the core styles most fighters use.  However, we’re starting to see guys like Lyoto Machida, Georges St. Pierre, and Cung Le show that traditional martial arts styles can be extremely effective as long as you combine them with a wide knowledge of other styles – so I’d say the particular style isn’t as important as long as you find a place that’s going to motivate you to keep at it.

NF: Thanks for your time Evan!

You can check his team’s latest documentary about fire performers here:

Intrinsic Self from It Donned On Me on Vimeo.

The next project is a documentary on a long distance runner who’s participating in a 24-hour endurance race (no set distance – run as far as you can in 24 hours) at the end of October. It’ll be the first in a series called ‘Normal People’ about, well, normal people who are passionate about and do things that other ‘normal people’ might think are crazy.


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I Hate Running, but I Can’t Wait to Go Running Today

Only two more days until the launch my free e-book, A Newbie’s Guide to Fitness!  On with with today’s article:

Yesterday, while riding back from Nashville, I started reading Born to Run, a book I had borrowed from my friend Chappy (who reviewed the book for Nerd Fitness here).  I didn’t actually plan on writing about the book because last week’s review.  Welp, things change.

I read the book for the entire four-hour car ride, then plopped down on my couch for another three hours and finished it entirely.  I don’t like running at all, but after finishing this book I can’t wait to strap on my Vibram Five-Fingers and give it another shot.  If you have ever gone running before or plan on running again, you owe it to yourself to pick up a copy.  It’s a fantastic read that has already inspired me to push myself to become a better person physically, mentally, and spiritually.  I realize that sounds like a lot of hippy new-age crap (no offense to hippies), but I’m serious!  Born to Run manages to be a thrilling and highly educational page-turner, mixing equal parts autobiography, science, myth, legend, and mystery.  I literally could not stop reading it once I started.

Born to Run has motivated me to give running another try, with a much different attitude.  I actually ran a year of Cross Country in high school before realizing that I hated running.  Weekly shin splints compounded an even greater problem: my heart wasn’t in it.  Since then, I’ve forced myself to run like a hamster on a treadmill for miles and miles because I thought that was what I supposed to do.  I hated running, and running didn’t like me.

However, I’m now at the point where putting on some funky shoes and hauling ass through a park sounds like a great time.  I can’t wait to put on my iPod, pick a direction, and just start running.  No watch to track my progress, no pre-defined route to run over and over again: I want to run in a direction I’ve never been, on a trail I’ve never seen, and just see what’s out there.  I think the greatest lesson I took away from book is that you can only be successful in running if you have a great attitude.  If you consider it a means to an end, you are going to fail miserably.  For the ultra-marathoners of this book, running IS the end.  These aren’t people who have trained their whole lives to run either: most of them didn’t recognize their gift until often halfway through life when some major event got them running and they just never stopped.  Born to Run is so thought-provoking and inspiring that it has me wondering what my true potential is.  Could I ever do something like a triathlon, marathon, Ultra-man competition, or 100 mile death-race through the Copper Canyons?  The mere thought of putting myself through such “torture” had NEVER entered my mind until yesterday.  Now that I know what the human body is capable of, I’m not going to rule anything out.

For those of who you don’t like running but force yourself to do it because you think you’re supposed to, read this book.  If you have ever been injured because of running, read this book.  If you like running and haven’t been hurt yet, read this book.  If you don’t like running but you love a great story, read this book.  For those of you who are on the fence, read this article, and then read this book.


A Link to the Past – 10/2/09

Paying homage to one of the greatest games of all-time, I decided I should be linking to all the articles from the past week that caught my eye.  Most of them will be related to leveling up your life, diet, and fitness, but I’ll throw a few in there that might surprise ya.  This is the first one of these, so hopefully you guys get some value out of this and I can keep doing it:

Get Bigger Muscles by Walking? – Yeah you read that right.  Find out why you might be overdoing it in the gym and trying too hard to lose the weight.  I think this is a fantastic article, and lines right up with my belief that exercise is really only like 20% of the battle when it comes to building muscle or losing weight.

The Stupidity of Smart Choices Food Labels – Did you know that Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms are considered “smart choices” for breakfast these days?  Apparently a bunch of food companies and dietiticians and politicians came together to develop this Smart Choice Food Label so people can recognize what is healthy for them.  There are so many things wrong with this program it’s ridiculous, but Vin over at Natural Bias does an amazing job of fully explaining why this is the dumbest thing ever.

29 Ways to Make a New Habit – Whether it’s giving up smoking, soda, junk food, Leo Babauta at Zen Habits has come up with 29 ways for you to break old habits and instead follow new ones.  Leo is the man, and he runs a great site if you’re not already one of his 129,000 subscribers.

How to Level Up – Here’s an interesting blog by Chris Brogan that compares video games to an improved life.  It’s pretty much a Nerd Fitness article that I had nothing to do with, and one I wish I had written.

Why does OJ taste bad after you brush your teeth? – Nothing to do with fitness, but intriguing nonetheless.  I love OJ, and I’ve always wondered.

Happy Friday everybody, I’m off to Birmingham tonight and then Nashville tomorrow.  Only 5 more days until the launch of the Nerd Fitness e-book, “A Newbie’s Guide to Fitness”!


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The Paleo Diet and Crossfit: A Match Made in Heaven?

Only 6 Days until the launch of my free e-book: A Newbie’s Guide to Fitness!

Recently I was put in touch with Adam and Brandi Long, a couple that run a Paleo Diet website (The Paleo Kitchen), and exercise at a Crossfit gym here in Atlanta.  Considering I’ve adopted a mostly Paleo diet recently (which you can read about here), and I started researching the whole Crossfit philosophy, this seemed like a tailor-made interview for Nerd Fitness.  Adam and Brandi were nice enough to answer a bunch of question about both the Paleo diet and how it affects performance in  a hardcore training practice like Crossfit.

Picture 1Steve: When did you first hear about the Paleo Diet?

Brandi: Adam told me about it and that he was going to start trying it.

Adam: I heard about Paleo through Crossfit. Crossfit suggests two diets depending on your goals and commitment level. Paleo is suggested for quality and can provide a great way to be healthier without having to measure calories or go hungry. The Zone is suggested for quantity and gives the most benefits in performance. Of course the combination of these two would be great, but it takes a lot of effort.

Steve: Did you buy in right away to the philosophy, or did it take some convincing?

Brandi: I watched Adam do it for a while. I already liked to eat organic but wasn’t sure about giving up pasta and breads. I saw his body become leaner and started listening when he was explaining the fundamentals and why he was doing it.

Adam: The whole idea of Paleo made a lot of sense to me. When things have a simple, logical explanation, I can buy into them quickly. But I couldn’t convince anyone else until I started seeing results.

Steve: How long have you been on the diet?

Brandi: 4 months-but I like to call it a lifestyle not a diet J because I’ll be eating this way the rest of my life.

Adam: Well, it’s more of a way of life, like Brandi said. It’s not really as much about being strict and feeling like you “failed” if you eat something that is not Paleo. It’s more of a daily choice when thinking about what you want to eat. That being said, I’ve been trying to eat Paleo as often as possible for about a year now.

NF: What kind of physical changes have you seen in yourselves since changing?

Brandi: I have lost fat on my stomach the most. I think I’ve lost fat all over but it’s very hard to tell on myself. I had pictures taken of myself right when I started but I’m not going to do a second set for 1 whole year. I’m small so I know my changes will be subtle.

Adam: I’ve lost probably 10 pounds, I’m stronger than I was when I was on the rowing team in college, and I almost never get sick. Another “physical” thing I’ve noticed is that I don’t crave bad things anymore. For example, I treated myself to a blizzard a few months back, and I felt sick for almost a day. Last blizzard I’ll have for a while.

NF: My concern with the diet right now is getting enough calories every day (I’m a hard gainer), any advice there?

Brandi: You will feel like you are eating a LOT. Americans have become obsessed with cutting calories and fat. The Paleolithic Diet does not follow that. The difference in eating 2 cups of broccoli (which is a carbohydrate) versus 2 cups of pasta is astounding. The pasta only serves to spike your insulin levels which slows you down. Paleo is all about treating food as fuel for your body.

Adam: Like I said earlier, Paleo has nothing to do with quantity, it’s all about quality. You can eat 5000 calories a day if you want. Although I will tell you you’ll be eating a lot more food. 5000 calories of crap is a lot smaller than 5000 calories of quality. If you have a hard time gaining mass, eat lots protein, drink whole milk, and get plenty of healthy fats. And when I say “plenty”, I mean half a bag of almonds in one day if you can stand eating that much. I guarantee you will grow. (As a side note on the subject of natural mass growth, google search “GOMAD”)

NF: Describe what Crossfit is, and how you got involved?

Brandi: Crossfit is general fitness.  The workouts involve functional movements. You don’t step on a box for an hour.  Simply put you pick a weight up off the ground and move it above your head. Everything is simulating functional everyday movements like putting something heavy on a high shelf.

The workouts are online ( for free everyday. We began doing the WOD (workout of the day) on our own at our gym. We made the decision after a few months to try out an actual Crossfit gym where everyone would be doing the same workout as us and we’ll NEVER go back to a “globo” gym!

Adam: Constantly varied, functional movements, done at high intensity. That’s what I’m supposed to say. What Crossfit really is depends on who you ask. Crossfit could be social time, someone’s stress relief, or your grandmother’s rehabilitation program (I’m not kidding). Crossfit is a community of people that know you don’t get anything for free. You have to work hard for it. We do only functional movements, meaning things you would do in real life that mimic what our bodies were made to do. And we do them at high intensity for what most would consider short durations (between 2 and 30 minutes). Oh yeah, and it’s always varied. This makes your body constantly adapt and gives you the best ability to be ready for anything. I could go on for 10 pages, but you can find all this at

I got started after seeing the movie 300. I did a google search on how they got in shape and found Crossfit.

15i_gerard_butlerSteve: Ha, I just did the 300 challenge yesterday morning (those floor swipes are BRUTAL).  So, what keeps you coming back?

Brandi: The people.  I love being surrounded by a community of people who care about health, and fitness; and who also care about me. Everyday after work I get to push myself to reach personal goals. The workouts and the friends I have made relieve stress.

Adam: Everything about it. It’s a different workout everyday. The people are great. We’ve made some amazing friends. Everyone is supportive. It’s the best part of a lot of days.

Steve: Do you find that you have enough energy by eating with a Paleo Diet to get through the exhausting Crossfit workouts?

Brandi: Yes. Crossfit actually encourages you to eat better. When you know you’re going to be working out-eating an ice cream or drinking a coke does not sound appealing! Eating the healthy food, that is packed with goodness will carry you through any workout. You will quickly find the days you do not stick to paleo are the hardest to get through.

Adam: I find that if I don’t eat Paleo I can’t get through the Crossfit workouts. You eat a bad lunch before you do a workout at 5pm, and you’re going to be gassing half way through. I need those lean meats and healthy fats or I don’t stand a chance.

Steve: How would you change the diet for hardcore athletes or competitive Crossfitters?

Brandi: The rule of thumb for hardcore crossfitters is more fat. Fat gives you energy so usually if you find your energy levels to be low, adding in more olives, almonds or other good fats will help with this.

Adam: Brandi hit the nail on the head. Up the fat. You can also increase the overall quantity eaten.

Steve: For somebody on the fence looking to start a Paleo diet , what would you recommend?

Brandi: To start out I wouldn’t start “cutting” things out I would start to view your food as fuel. When you make a meal, look at what you’re eating. Is that crescent roll giving you any good energy? Try replacing it with some veggies.  Then after that I would cut out pasta, rice, bread and sugar. You can replace each high-glycemic carb with a low-glycemic carb (like fruits or veggies) slowly as you get more into it.

This is a lifestyle change. Do it at your own pace that makes you happy, not angry that you can’t have bread!

Adam: I would recommend using some simple guidelines. Buy as much as possible from the outside perimeter of the grocery store. If it doesn’t expire for two years, you probably shouldn’t be eating it. Most of the stuff in the isles will be the only thing still “fresh” after an apocalypse. Probably not what our evolution has prepared us to eat. The other thing I would suggest is just to ease into it, very slowly. This is a lifestyle. You can’t give up everything your brain thinks it wants and be ok. Try this lifestyle on your own time.

Steve: What about those looking to get into Crossfit?

Brandi: Look up a local Crossfit Affiliate on ( and call and schedule a time to go in. A trainer will walk you through a warm up and beginners work out.  They will answer all your questions and tell you all about Crossfit.  When you go in you will immediately be introduced to other people working out. This community thrives on a friendly and open environment. Most people are so intimidated to go to a gym until they’re “in shape”! That’s what a gym is for! At a Crossfit gym no matter what you’re fitness level, everyone will encourage you and give you tips and share their story along the way.

Adam: Crossfit is for everyone and every fitness level. Everything is scalable, so don’t be intimidated if you see something you don’t know how to do. The trainers at a Crossfit gym would love to teach you. Globo gyms run on a business model of getting you to sign up for a year and then getting you to never come back again. They wouldn’t be profitable otherwise. Crossfit gyms want to get you in shape. That is the only way they get repeat customers and the only way they survive.

And, if you don’t want to pay for a Crossfit gym, do it in your back yard. puts every workout online daily for free. They even have hundreds of videos on how to do the exercises. I did Crossfit on my own for over a year before joining a gym.

Steve: Thanks a lot guys!  Looks like I’ll be joining you at your gym in a week or two for my complimentary Crossfit ass-kicking.  I can’t wait!

Brandi Long is a freelance graphic designer ( and blogs about the paleo lifestyle (

Adam Long is a Software Engineer and Crossfit Level 1 certified trainer.


Six days until the launch of my free e-book: A Newbie’s Guide to Fitness, Vol. 1.  I’m not attached to the title, so if you guys have any suggestions for other kick-ass names, let me know!

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3 Reasons to Buy a Blender

I’ve probably used a blender twice a day for the past 7 years. At this point, I can’t imagine my life without one.

Okay, that’s a stretch.  But it certainly makes life a LOT easier, especially for people who need eat a lot of calories on a daily basis (like me).  This blog will mostly benefit skinny nerds I guess, but I would still recommend blender drinks to people of all shapes and sizes.  Yup, even you Grimace, you purple, pear-shaped S.O.B! (Sorry Grimace, I didn’t mean that.  You’re still cool in my book).

Let me tell you why I love blenders so much, and why you should run out and get one today:

  1. Make a cheap, healthy breakfast in 2 minutes. I’m no morning person, and the last thing I have time for is cooking a big healthy breakfast.  Breakfast is one of the most important meals of the day, right up there with your immediate post-workout meal.  Rather than cram your face with a carb-loaded bagel or donut, why not toss some frozen fruit, whey protein, and oatmeal into a blender?  It’s loaded with nutrients, only takes a few minutes to make, tastes great (trust me),  and you can drink it on your way to work.  I have been “drinking” my breakfast for years now.
  2. Post-workout shake: I would argue that the most important meal of the day is the one you eat 30 minutes after a really intense strength-building workout.  Now, if you really pushed yourself you should be exhausted, sweaty, and worn out.  The last thing your stomach wants is lots of solid food, but you need to get a lot of food into you to get the muscle rebuilding process started immediately. This tip is directed more towards you skinny guys looking to bulk up: my current post-workout shake looks like this: 12 oz of orange juice, 2 handfuls of frozen strawberries, some frozen blueberries, two scoops of whey protein, one cup of dry oatmeal, and a handful of frozen spinach.  Sounds gross right?  TRY IT.  You can only taste the OJ and the strawberries, and it’s freaking delicious.  If you’re trying to lose weight, I’d probably leave out the oatmeal (it’s in there for extra carbs and calories).  Get most your carbs from fresh/frozen fruits and veggies when you can.
  3. Great for those in-between or late night meals: If you’re trying to bulk up, protein is a hot commodity.  Late at night, when you’re watching TV you probably don’t feel like firing up the grill and cooking chicken or steak.  However, a scoop of chocolate whey protein blended with a cup of water tastes great, takes 3 seconds to make, and gets you an extra 30 grams of protein immediately.  If you’re trying to pack on the pounds, this is a great option for those in-between meals; six meals of solid nutritional food every day can get expensive.

Now, go experiment! Throw all kinds of fruits and vegetables into that blender and see what kind of awesome combination you can come up with.  Try different things out, you might end up creating the best drink ever.  Buy a blender, set it up on your counter, and start drinking your breakfast.  It doesn’t have to be a $600 Blendtec blender either; the $20 dollar one from Walmart will get the job done.

Do we have any blender fanatics here? What kind of shake do you normally make?  I can compile all the best recipes into a future blog post.


E-book update: The response I got on yesterday’s post about my E-book launch was awesome!  I hit a new record for visitors …which means I actually have to finish this thing now.  I sent out 2nd draft copies to a number of readers and friends for constructive feedback, then I’ll be putting the finishing touches on it by the end of the week!  Only 8 DAYS until the Nerd Fitness “Newbie’s Guide to Fitness” launches.

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Born to Run – The Boss Not Included

A few weeks back, I was turned onto the book Born to Run by a Nerd Fitness reader (thanks again Evan), so I immediately told my friend Matt (nickname: Chappy), an avid runner, about the book.  Before I had a chance to go to the store to buy a copy, Chappy had already bought one and read it.  I asked him to write a review of the book for the Nerd Fitness community, and he gladly obliged.  Take it away Chappy:

borntorunHave you ever gotten out of bed, slipped on your running shoes, and thought, “This is something I was built to do?”  To be quite honest, I most certainly do not.  Preparing for a jog these days seems more akin to suiting up for a battle against our own inclinations; high tech footwear to protect your feet and joints from their structural inadequacies, moisture wicking apparel to fend of our your sweat, and a seven function timepiece so you know the specific extents of your self-inflicted torture. This seems a far cry from any evolutionary calling.  However, once you read Christopher McDougall’s “Born to Run,” you may see things a bit differently.

A few weeks ago, Steve sent me an article that featured a Mexican Tribe: one that has become an interesting case study in health and endurance.  This group, known as the Tarahumara (pronounced Tara-oo-mara), has produced distance runners of mythical proportions and cultivated a lifestyle with an extremely low incidence rate.  Initially, I smelled a gimmick, but as the article plummeted further into the Copper Canyons, it became quite evident that this was more than a quick fix or a new fad.  These people were covering hundreds of miles of treacherous terrain…in sandals…and they do this for fun.

Well, it turns out this article was written by Christopher McDougall, and to my utter joy, he had a book about it.  What I would come to find out was that this work stretched far beyond a study of one tribe.  Complete with amusing back-stories, historical findings, and scientific analysis, this book serves well to entertain the reader while genuinely instilling the belief that there can be joy as well as purpose in our running.

Picture 2You can’t help but appreciate the fact that the author (an average, overweight, injury plagued, forty-something) serves as his own guinea pig for the primary plot line.  Over the span of a year, he goes from a grim outlook (given by several top doctors), to completing a mountainous 50 mile race in 100 plus degree temperatures.  To spice things up, he is joined by some of the world’s top (and most interesting) ultra-marathoners, who bring with them a bevy of amusing and unbelievable stories.  Put simply, my Google search got a workout just to confirm that these people and places were real!

One of the longer, more informative, chapters actually focuses on the biomechanical relationship between the structure of the human body and how it relates to our running ability.  For an educated opinion, I put this section past my future brother-in-law (vet school student), but it all appears to check out.  In short, we are built for endurance.  Sure cheetahs are fast, but only for a few minutes.  Believe it or not, there are documented accounts of humans running animals to death…read that again.  Just for giggles, on your next jog, think about doing it for your own survival.

So, you are probably curious as to how any of this is applicable to the average Joe.  Well, here’s what I have taken from “Born to Run”:

Picture 11. Rethink Your Footwear – First of all, my Nikes have been relegated to the back of the closet.  After years of hip and back problems, as well as lackluster running form, I am skimming the pavement in my new Vibram Five Fingers.  The key here is to allow your feet to do the work they were intended for.  The only reason people run in a heel to toe rolling fashion is because Bill Bowerman (Oregon Track Coach and Nike Co-Founder) told them to.  Running with a barefoot-style forefoot strike will shorten your steps and bring you back to the ground; thus giving you more power and efficiency.  On a lunchtime run last week, I was literally having so much fun that I was smiling.  This, ladies and gents, has never happened in my history.  A homeless lady saw me coming and ever so originally yelled “Run, Forrest, Run!”  One word of caution: Make sure you transition slowly to a minimal cushion shoe like the Five Fingers.  Your feet need time to build the muscles that you haven’t been using.

2.  Change Your Perspective – Every now and then, it is good to forget the watch and just take off for a while.  I am absolutely guilty of staying within the bounds of specific mileages and times.  What I have learned recently is that I only have limits because I put them there.  Your body is capable of much more than you could imagine.  One day, just start running at a comfortable pace and see where the road (or trail) takes you.

3.  Eat Like You Care – The Tarahumara eat as if they could be headed for a run at any moment.  This means that they avoid meals that will bog them down and kill their energy.  Hey, I love food more than anyone (I’m captivated when a Taco Bell commercial comes on), but I certainly don’t like how tired and worthless I get after a big nasty meal.  When your training gets serious, your body inherently will crave what it needs, all you have to do is go along with it.

Happy Trails,


Chappy works for The Man as an engineer in Birmingham, Alabama.  He spends his free time running, biking, swimming, drinking High Life, and plotting to take over the world.  His book, “Chappy’s Thoughts” is excellent bathroom reading.

I can attest to the fact that his book is in fact excellent bathroom reading.  Thanks again Chappy.

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32 Ways to Kickstart Your Life

Seriously, there is so much cool sh** to do in this world!

You read yesterday’s post about changing your life and you are ready to drink the Kool-aid (not actual Kool-aid, that’s pretty much sugar and red dye.  Sorry Kool-aid man). I just mean you feel inspired to get off your butt and make a change in your life.  I don’t care what it is, as long as it makes you happy and gets your heart racing, I’m all for it.  See if there’s something on this list that motivates you:

  1. Go for a walk with your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, kids, dog, iPod, whatever. Just walk, you’ll be amazed how cathartic this is.
  2. Go rake the leaves in your yard.
  3. Start the Couch to 5k program
  4. Try the 100 push up challenge!
  5. Pick a direction and start running (like this guy who started running drunk one night and now runs Ultra marathons).
  6. Try Capoeira – Breakdance + Fighting = breakdance fighting.
  7. Go boogie-boarding or surfing.
  8. Muay Thai boxing – stay tuned for an interview with a NF reader who practice Muay Thai.
  9. Rock climbing – see if there’s a climbing gym in your area.  Ever seen a fat rock climber? Nope, me neither.
  10. Ultimate Frisbee – This is a whole CLAN of athletic nerds.  I’ve never played, but I’ll be joining a team next spring with my roommates.
  11. Take a free Karate class. Find a place in your area that offers a free weekend class.
  12. Head to a Crossfit gym. Most of them will let you go for once free.  If you survive, you’ll no doubt be inspired by how hard these people work to push themselves.
  13. Wrestle with your kids in the backyard.
  14. Swim
  15. Run barefoot (or in a pair of Vibrams) on the beach.
  16. Jump rope – it’s not just for 8-year old girls you know.
  17. Ride a bike!
  18. Play kickball
  19. Hoola-hoop
  20. Take one of those stripper pole classes (this is for the ladies).
  21. Put on loud music and dance around your house like an idiot. This is always fun.  Or, you can dance around the world.
  22. Take a salsa dancing class.
  23. Try yoga
  24. Try hot yoga.
  25. Dust off the weight bench in your basement and use it.
  26. Try the Nerd Fitness Bodyweight Challenge.
  27. Go Rollerblading – “yeah, 1993 called and their want their blades back.”  Still a helluva workout.
  28. Go golfing, but CARRY your own clubs.
  29. Grab your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend and go take care of business. Tell them you’re just trying to better your life.
  30. Shoot hoops in your backyard, and really push yourself on grabbing rebounds.
  31. Join a pickup soccer league – insert funny joke here about how soccer is full of people taking dives and flops.
  32. Go Free Running – start jumping over things and look awesome doing it.  Like this guy – HOLY CRAP!

If there is nothing on this list that makes you happy, find something else that makes you happy, and post it here for others that are looking for motivation.  I don’t care if you’re 400 pounds overweight, there is a new life out there for you, and anything on this list is possible if you really want it.  Start slow, start safe, and get better, stronger, faster.  Have fun with it, and live a more fulfilling life.


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What Do You Want Out of Life?

What do you want out of life?

This is what I want: to live long, love fully, help as many people as possible, and have incredible experiences along the way.  I want to leave this world a better place than when I got here, and I want to leave with no regrets.

Picture 1Personally, I believe it’s our experiences, friendships, and relationships that make us who we are: our self-worth and level of success should be judged by the smile on our faces, not by the size of a bank account or square footage of a house.   After all, you can’t take your money with you when you’re gone.  This moment of clarity is tricky: some have it early in life, others need an momentous occasion for it become apparent, some are too afraid to have it, and others have it far too late.  Mine came about two years ago on a cross-country flight.  Here’s my story:

After graduating college I moved to sunny San Diego, 3000 miles away from my friends and family, and took a job in corporate America.  I had it all: I lived 30 yards from the Pacific, surfed on a daily basis, drove a company car, made a lot of money…and I was miserable.  After flying to visit my college friends in the fall of 2007, I got on the plane back to San Diego and I practically had a mental breakdown while flying: I was heading back to a life that didn’t feel like mine and down a path that I didn’t love.  Most of all, I just missed my friends.

After a year and a half in Cali, I finally allowed myself to see that the dream life I had built in my mind wasn’t real.  When the plane landed, I felt like I had direction for the first time in my life: I was going to move to Atlanta with friends and lead a life I would love to live (say THAT three times fast).  To quote the Shawshank Redemption (again), I felt “the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain.” Just a month and a half later, I was living in Atlanta, working for an incredible company (which I found on Craigslist, don’t knock it).  I now wake up each morning just happy to be alive; feeling like that on a Monday morning is one of the greatest things in the world.

Now, what does all of this have to do with Nerd Fitness? Since moving to Atlanta and getting a good handle on this whole “life” thing,  I want to help others do the same.  Although I started this site as a simple fitness blog, my ultimate vision is for it to become a full-blown community of like-minded individuals helping each other “level up” our lives.  With two thirds of this country overweight and stuck behind a desk, I know that too many people are working unsatisfying jobs, living each day as a countdown, and dying far too young.  Most of the country is walking the path towards obesity and mediocrity – join me on the road less traveled.  I’m not saying you need to move cross country or abandon your life to chase your dreams (responsibility FTW), but it’s okay to want and expect a better life for yourself and your family…and then make it happen.

Why do I think fitness is so important in the grand scheme of life? Other than the obvious benefits of increased life expectancy, less trips to the doctor, and a more fulfilling social and professional life (it’s true), I know what improved health can do to a person’s confidence and outlook.  I’ve had many friends and colleagues, stuck in a rut for years, start exercising and use that as the catalyst for big life changes.  After losing 100 pounds, deciding to leave your crappy job, get out of a bad relationship, or start your own company suddenly doesn’t seem so far-fetched.  Even if you’re happy with your job, relationship, and life, I guarantee you will love life more if you’re healthy.

For those of you stuck in that rut, why not make a small change and get the ball rolling?  Start eating better and exercise for 20 minutes today; you’ll be surprised how suddenly your life seems to brighten.  For those of you who read this blog and have already started the change, I ask that you please pass this article along to somebody who might be stuck.  Bring them up to your level, and help them get the ball rolling.  It could change their life.



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The Search for the Ultimate Athlete

I stumbled across this article over on that brought my attention to the “Search for the Ultimate Athlete.

Picture 1Essentially, it’s a massive competition in Oregon next June, featuring 24 competitors (male and female) competing in 20 different sports to determine who is the best overall athlete IN THE WORLD (or something like that).  Registration and preliminary rounds start in a few weeks.  Honestly, I’m both excited to see how it pans out and also skeptical.  Sure, the world’s best athlete is probably already making millions of dollars and won’t risk his career for this, but there will still be twenty-four elite athletes who probably aren’t great at one individual sport but pretty darn good at a whole bunch of them.

I started thinking about some of the best athletes that I know and whether or not they’d do well in this competition.  This is all pure speculation, mostly because I would guess these guys have far better things to do than compete in such a tournament:

lebron-jamesLebron James – Could possibly end up as the best ever to play the game of basketball (he’s gotta start winning some Championships first though).  What is certain is that he’s one of the most gifted athletes this world has ever seen.  Lebron is 6’8″, 250 lbs, built like a freight train, can jump over tall buildings in a single bound, and run a 40 yard dash in 2 seconds.  Okay the last two are a lie, but there’s no doubting how strong, powerful, and athletic he is.  Many scouts believe that had he continued to play football instead of basketball,  Lebron would be one of the NFL’s best wide receivers today.

kelly_slater_photoshoot_-3642Kelly Slater – 9-time world champion surfer, and scratch golfer.  Ever tried surfing? you spend the entire time fighting Mother Nature, and she is NOT happy about it.  By the end of a short surf session your arms are burning, your lungs are filled with water, and your shoulders are ready to fall off.  If there are any games that require precision and accuracy like golf in this competition along with others that require strength and endurance, Kelly could turn some heads.

3209-StPierreMiller067UFC52Georges St. Pierre – MMA fighter from Canada – One of the most athletically gifted and technically perfect athletes.  Want to know how hard it is to be an MMA fighter?  Former NFL player Marcus Jones is currently competing on the TV show “the ultimate fighter,” and he managed to get sick during the last episode from the intense workouts that MMA requires.  “Afterward, he noted that he never had to work that hard in the NFL.”  If GSP can make an MMA fight look easy (and he does), then I’d love to see what he can do with any other competition.

Picture 3Makoto Nagano – One of the only two people to ever complete Ninja Warrior, one of my favorite television shows.  If you aren’t familiar with the show, check it out on G4TV, you won’t regret it.  Nagano is getting older and is only 5’3″ tall, which would lead me to believe that he could struggle with some of the challenges when competing with taller athletes.  However, I’ve seen him do some absolutely amazing things, and he’s one of the strongest mof’s I’ve ever seen.  His back, arm, and forearm strength is beyond insane.

chucknorrisChuck Norris – has counted to infinity, twice.  Also, he can sneeze with his eyes open.

Now, these are all hypothetical choices, and I would almost bet money that none of these guys end up on the show.  Maybe if this first year competition becomes an annual, prestigious event will it start to attract truly some of the world’s greatest athletes.

Either way, I’m at least intrigued and I can’t wait to see what happens.  Who are some of your favorite athletes, and how do you think they’d fare in this type of environment?


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Girls of Nerd Fitness

Sorry dudes, this post has absolutely nothing to do with a some hot chick wearing nothing but an Xbox Live headset…That’s coming tomorrow (I’m lying).

screaming-girl-gamerI initially started this site to help out guys like me: I can certainly relate, I’ve had the same successes and failures you have, and I want to help.   However, as the site has grown I’ve begin to receive more and more emails from female readers, and I think that’s awesome.  Girls can be nerds too, which means there’s hope out there for you guys looking to find somebody with similar interests.  To quote my favorite movie of all time (Shawshank Redemption), “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things.  And no good thing ever dies.”  I realize this is quote is a little over dramatic for a post on nerds, but I will take any opportunity I can get to quote that movie.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to say hello to all of you lady readers out there, and address a few of the questions and comments I’ve been getting lately:

  • I just want to “tone up.” Unfortunately, the term “toning up” is a load of crap.  To make things simple, you have your bones, your muscle, and your fat.  It’s the ratio of muscle and fat that gives you definition (that some people call “tone”).  You could have washboard abs and really cut arms, but if your body fat percentage is above a certain amount, you’ll have a muffin top around your waist and flabby arms.  You can’t spot remove fat, it comes off from ALL over your body.  Diet is 90% of the battle (whether you’re trying to build muscle or lose tons of weight), so concentrate on changing your diet (slowly but surely) and you’ll start to see that definition.  Cut out the bad carbs (stick with fruits, vegetables, lean meats, beans, and nuts).
  • I don’t want to lift weights because I’ll get bulky. This is another one of those myths that keep girls on the treadmills and out of the free weights section.  Look, you don’t realize how much you have to lift to look bulky.  Unless you’re deadlifting 400 lbs and taking steroids I can almost guarantee ‘bulk’ will never be a problem.  Try circuit training to build muscle and burn fat. Your other option is starving yourself, spending 3 hours on a treadmill, and end up looking like one of the Olsen twins.  Disgusting.  Want legs like Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?  Start doing some squats!
  • I’m scare to use the free weights, so I’ll stick with the machines – You can get a much better and safer workout using free weights, so suck it up and walk over there.  Don’t worry, most of the guys there are too busy checking themselves out to even bother looking at you.  Read here why free weights are so much better than machines.  Free weights and body weight exercises are your friend (body weight exercises here).
  • I just want to lose weight so I do cardio – Hopping on the treadmill at 4.5 mph for 90 minutes will certainly burn calories, but you can get better results when you mix things up – you’ll have more fun too.  Take a spinning class, jump rope, lift weights, run sprints outside with your dog, play Ultimate Frisbee (always a shortage of girls for this).  Mix it up and you’ll be more well-rounded (not literally).

I’m looking for some inspiring stories.  Have you lost a bunch of weight?  Changed your life and now run marathons?  Even if it’s just a small victory, I’d love to hear about it and possibly share it with the rest of the Nerd Fitness world.  If you overcame a big struggle or obstacle, know that there are tons of others out there like who you are still struggling; help them by passing on your story.  Email me at or leave your story in the comments and let’s get the ball rolling.


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How Badly Do You Want It?

I read “Some Thoughts on Hard Work” over on the World’s Strongest Librarian the other day (fantastic blog by the way, check it out).

funny-pictures-cat-does-not-work-hardIt really got me thinking about life and fitness.  There are so many varying levels of ‘success’ and ‘happiness’ depending on your goals and how much time you can dedicate to achieving them.  Fitness, a particular video game, your job, whatever…you get to decide what you want to accomplish – the sky is the limit.  You also get to decide how hard you’re willing to get what you want.

If you’re 15 pounds overweight, you can just be “pretty good” for most of the time, work out occasionally, eat right for most of the week, and you can get to a satisfactory level of fitness rather quickly.  However, if you want to look like Gerard Butler or Ryan Reynolds, you’re going to need to dedicate your life for a considerable amount of time to get there.  If you want to win Ninja Warrior, you’re going to have to drop everything you’re doing and start hanging out with Makoto Nagano, my hero and one of only 2 guys out of thousands to EVER complete the obstacle course.

There’s no magic bullet, no “Hawaii chair” that will give you six pack abs, no acai-berry pill that will cause you to drop 30 pounds. It takes hard work, which is why 2/3rds of the country is overweight and new infomercials show up daily to announce the next get-fit-quick solution.  Essentially we have a country full of people who want to look great but are either too lazy or too busy (a cop out) to put in the time to get there.  Don’t be one of those people.  Join the side where self-accountability and pride reign supreme.  You want to feel better about yourself, you want to be around to see your great-grandchildren grow up, and you are willing to work for it.

You need to decide what you’re after, and how you’re going to get there.

Every time I go into my gym I see people half-assing it on a treadmill, doing the same exercises with the same weights, and walking out of there with a smile on their face and not a drop of sweat on them.  As they say in Office Space, “what exactly would you say…YOU DO HERE?” If you’re serious about bettering yourself as a person and getting stronger and healthier, you should be walking into that gym with a clear cut game plan and walking out of there with a shirt drenched in sweat and wobbly legs from pushing yourself to the limit.  I don’t care if you’re 300 pounds overweight and your limit is walking a quarter of a mile.  That’s FINE!  Whatever your limit is, whatever your comfort zone is, find a way to go 1% farther, lift 1% more, and move 1% faster each time. You’ll soon find your comfort zone and level of strength is so much more than it used to be because you held yourself accountable and stayed motivated.

Let’s say you just accomplished a big goal of yours.  Is THAT the time to get complacent?  Nope.  Give yourself a pat on the back, and then find a way to reach even further.


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