Becoming Superman: Kick the Krap out of Kryptonite

When I was a little kid, I went as Superman for Halloween probably five or six years in a row.  I’m not kidding.  I freaking loved Superman, watching all of the movies on repeat and wearing a cape as often as possible.  I even wore red undies on the outside sometimes.  Yup.  So, why did I love Superman so much?

Because he’s a total badass!

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound – who WOULDN’T want to be Superman, right?  Now, although the Man of Steel is pretty much indestructible, there’s one thing that can take him down quickly: Kryptonite.


Pretend for a minute that you’re Superman in a quest for weight loss and a healthier lifestyle. I bet you’ve tried to get in shape in the past, you’ve probably even had some success and watched the number on your scale get smaller and smaller.  However, there’s that one thing (or two) that eventually always knocked you off your path and sent you in downward spiral back to complacency and unhealthiness.

This failure is your Kryptonite, and if you really want to become a superhero you’re going to have to learn how to deal with it.

Identify It.

If you’ve tried to get in shape before and failed, obviously something went wrong or you’d already be where you want to be.  Did you get sick and give up?  Did you drown your sorrows in a week long binge after your team lost in the playoffs?  Did you have a birthday at work and eat an entire cookie cake by yourself?  Maybe you just ran out of steam and lost your motivation.

Think about your past experiences with fitness and wellness and write down what went wrong. Usually there’s an event or two that you can point to as the cause of your downfall.

This is important – don’t beat yourself up about having a weakness.  If Superman can have one, so can you.  Now, Superman’s weakness is easy for him to identify: it’s green, it came from a meteorite, it glows, and makes him feel like ass.  Discovering yours might not be so easy.

These are mine.

  • Traveling for work. My job at Sixthman has me traveling quite a bit on cruise ships.  While on these ships, I take terrible care of myself.  I barely eat, I rarely sleep, and I usually end up sick as a dog for the week after each cruise due to my immune system being so worn down.  This derails my efforts to build strength and muscle, every time.
  • Absentmindedness at work. When I’m NOT traveling, I sometimes that I get so absorbed in work that I often forget to eat lunch or my snacks throughout the day.  If I’m going to build some serious muscle, I need to be eating great food, all day, every day.  Whether it’s muscle gain or weight loss, diet is the most important thing and I fail more often than I should.
  • Time management. I work on Nerd Fitness in my free-time, and I’m a terrible time manager.  I don’t sleep enough and I don’t get to work out as often as I’d like because I dump all of my free time into this website…which I don’t mind because I love helping people!

Make a Plan to Deal With It.

Once you’ve figured out your Kryptonite, it’s time to take care of business, put on your cape, and make sure your Kryptonite doesn’t take you down again.  The best solution I’ve found for setting new habits comes from Leo over at ZenHabits:

  1. Write down your plan.
  2. Identify your triggers and replacement habits.
  3. Focus on doing the replacement habits every single time the triggers happen, for about 30 days.

If you signed up for the 28-day challenge on the Nerd Fitness Message Boards (it’s where the cool kids hang out), this is a perfect opportunity for you to kick your Kryptonite to the kur…curb.

Here’s how I plan on dealing with mine:

  • Traveling for work. I need to take better care of myself on these cruises.  I have two more cruises coming up in April and May – and I need to take at least one night on each where I don’t stay out after a long day of work and just get some sleep!  Recharging my batteries once in the middle of a cruise should be enough for me to not get sick afterwards.
  • Absentmindedness at work. I’ve set a reminder on my computer to remind me every day to eat lunch.  Yes, this sounds ridiculous, but it works.  I also make sure I put a big bag of almonds on my desk as soon as I walk in the office so my brain remembers to eat them throughout the day.
  • Time management. I need to take care of myself.  I spend too much time messing around on the internet when trying to write these articles, so I’m working on writing shorter, more concise posts that still have the same impact with NF readers.  I will always battle to be healthy if I can’t find a way to get more sleep.  This is really tough for me, so any advice would be helpful!

What’s your Kryptonite, and how do you plan on dealing with it? There’s no reason we all can’t be superheroes, so let’s help each other out!




How to Deal With Life When Sh** Happens

Last week, I received this email from a Nerd Fitness reader:

“I am 33 years old, have recently gone through a divorce, lost my job, my house, and am in the process of putting my life back together. Despite losing so much, I have decided to use this time to perfect myself as a man.”


Lesser men would drink themselves into oblivion, rob a bank, or just give up on life.  Nope.  This reader is taking his crappy situation as a challenge – “alright life, you might have knocked me down…but dam it you don’t get to win.  I’m getting back up, and I’m going to kick your ass.”

This reader is my hero. If any of you are also going through a rough patch in life, hopefully today’s post will help get you through it.  Here’s what you need to do:

Understand that Sh** Happens.

It does.

Whether your wife cheated on you, your husband divorced you, you lost your job, you ate six whole boxes of Girl Scout cookies and had to be rushed to the hospital, you got a DUI, whatever…these things happen, and they happen to the best of us.  It might have been your fault, it might not have been your fault.  It might have been something that has been building up for years or something that just happened yesterday.  No matter how it happened, when it happened, or why it happened, it happened.  You know the expression, “there’s no use crying over spilled milk”?

What’s done is done.

At this point in your “sh** happens” plan, you’re probably thinking that you’re the only person in the world that is dealing with this.  You’re not alone.  We all have baggage we’re dealing with – it’s how we deal with that baggage that makes us who we are.


Get it out of your system.

Call up your best friend and bitch.  Go to a bar with some buddies and talk through it.  Cry, scream, yell, drop as many “what the f***’s” as you need.  Like the Hoover Dam exploding in Super Man, let it flow.  Go climb a mountain and yell profanities at the top of your lungs  Beat the crap out of a pillow.  Run sprints until you’re blue in the face.  Do whatever you need to do to vent, as long as it doesn’t put you in danger or the people around you.

Whenever I get angry or frustrated, I find that exercise is the best medicine.  In fact, I wish I could find a way to get angry more often because I can lift more weights, run faster and farther, and hit things harder whenever that happens.  If only they bottle this stuff up…oh right, it’s called steroids.

I think I’ll just stick with loud, angry music.

Realize That It’s Not That Bad.

Do you still have a pulse?

Good!  Things could be WAY worse.  Even if you lose “everything,” you’re still alive and you can still turn things around.  Please remember this: it is NEVER too late, and things are never as bad as they seem.  Everybody has crappy days, but few of us have real perspective on what a crappy day actually feels like.

I’ve been volunteering at the Atlanta Children’s Hospital on Thursdays for the past year, and it has been one of the most amazing and humbling experiences I’ve ever had.  Whenever I think I’m having a bad day, this place slaps me in the face with huge dose of reality.  If terminally or chronically ill children who can’t leave their bed can put on a smile and make the most out of life, you can too.

You woke up today.  Find a way to build on that.

Learn From It.

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Whatever happened yesterday is now officially history – LEARN FROM IT.

  • Lost your job? Start looking for a job you actually love, or start your own company!  You have the unique opportunity to only pick something that makes you happy, while the rest of the world can’t get away from jobs that they probably don’t like.  You are lucky.
  • Got dumped by your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend? They didn’t appreciate you for who you are, and now you can find somebody that is 100% right for you.  And if it was going to happen, better that it happened today than years from now!  Learn why it fell apart, and use that information to make your next relationship better.
  • Maybe you’re the one who screwed up. Own up, take responsibility for your actions, and move on with your life.  Learn from your mistakes, and make sure it doesn’t happen again.  I guarantee it’s a lesson you won’t need to learn twice.

Whatever happened, find a way to make it a learning opportunity.  If you’re smart – and you are, because you’re reading this site – you can use your Sh** Happens moment to become a better person.

Put It Behind You.

It’s done.

You cannot change what has happened, you can only change how you deal with it.  In Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne tells us, “it’s not who you are, but what you do that defines you.”

Amen, Mr. Dark Knight.

This is what you need to tell yourself: “This is the best f***ing thing that could have happened to me!”  Whether or not that’s true is 100% irrelevant.  Perception becomes reality, so your Sh** Happens moment suddenly becomes a welcome change.  The NF reader previously referenced is looking at his misfortune as a challenge and I find that to be extremely admirable.  He was fired from a job that he probably hated, and is now going to pursue a career as an actor, something he’s dreamed about since he was a little kid.

I’m a firm believer in that everything happens for a reason. I spent two years in California pretending like I was happy before realizing how important it was for me to have friends that I care about around me at all times.  I gave up that life out there and made the decision to move to Atlanta with two college friends, where I now work for the greatest company in the world.  I don’t look at those two years in San Diego as wasted time, but rather two years of my life that had to happen to get me exactly where I’m supposed to be right now.

Whatever has happened to you in your past, be it yesterday, a month ago, or a decade ago, it’s time to move on.  Whether it’s a lost job, broken relationship, tremendous weight gain, or anything else that is threatening to pull you down, know that it happened for a reason – it’s a step that had to happen so that you can eventually get to where you need to be.

It’s all in your mind – make that a positive thing.

Don’t Dwell On It.

Sitting around feeling sorry for yourself and playing the “woe is me” card certainly might make you feel better temporarily, but it’s freaking useless in the long run.  Don’t be a victim, and get creative

  • Pick up a new hobby.
  • Make a list of things you want to do before you die, and then start crossing them off.
  • Learn a new language.
  • Volunteer at a hospital or homeless shelter to get some perspective.
  • Get smarter.  Start reading books like crazy.
  • Start working out, and get in the best freaking shape of your life.

The more time you can spend improving yourself and staying busy, the less time you can spend on destructive thinking that will destroy you.  As an added bonus, you get to transform into a better version of you.  Once you start to see a positive change in yourself, you can build on that momentum and make positive changes in other aspects of your life as well.

Make Optimus Prime proud.

Man Up.

This is the perfect opportunity for you to level up your life, so get it done.

If you lost a job, dedicate yourself to finding one that makes you happy.  If you just got dumped, dedicate yourself to becoming a better person.  If you screwed up yesterday, learn from it and dedicate yourself to not making the same mistake today.  Whatever happened, learn from it, build on it, and move on with your life.

Now go do some push ups.



photo: FabioLuiz

How to Lose Weight Without Doing One Minute of Exercise

Screen shot 2010-03-04 at 1.16.53 AMThis picture has absolutely nothing to do with today’s article.  I just love Homer, and I wanted to get your attention…although you might be eating a doughnut right now as you read this.  Let’s hope not.

Before I start, I want to let you know I’m not condoning zero exercise.  In fact, exercise is freaking awesome and something you should try to do every day. However, I am here to tell you that if your primary concern is weight loss, exercise is merely the icing on the cake.  90% of your waistline battle is won or lost in the kitchen (or at the restaurant table, or at the drive-thru window, etc.)

Warning: this will ask you to possibly make some substantial changes to your diet – are you up for it?

Eat Real Food

I’m a huge fan of the food philosophy presented in books like The Paleo Diet, Good Calories Bad Calories, and sites like Mark’s Daily Apple. Why?  Because they make this diet thing so simple and logical even a caveman could understand it.  My apologies if you’re a caveman.  If you’re new to the “Paleo Diet” concept, here it is in a nutshell.  Rather than list what you can’t eat, here’s what you CAN eat:

REAL foods – veggies, lean meats, fish, eggs, fruit, and nuts.

Why does this work? Because you’re only eating foods that you’re genetically engineered to thrive on: high quality, high energy REAL foods.  Not from a box, not from a bag, not from a window.  Food from the earth.  Yay nature.

Cut Way Back on the Rest

Bread, cereal, pasta, fried food, rice, bagels, doughnuts, waffles, chips, tortillas, candy etc. – these things are all loaded with carbs (and if they’re processed – refined carbs and sugar), and I’ll bet a million Monopoly dollars they’re the cause of 99% of the population’s weight problem. I’m not telling you to give all of this stuff up completely – I’m just telling you that this is probably the reason the weight isn’t coming off of your frame.  Here’s why:

Most grains, refined carbs and sugar were nonexistent way back in the day, which means our bodies never quite adapted to properly process them.  If you want to understand more why our bodies have such an issue with grains and carbs, this is the best article I’ve readHere’s a great video to explain why refined carbs make you fat:

Video – Why You Got Fat

Today’s general recommended diet ratio of 50-60% carbs, 30% protein, 10-20% fat is so far off it’s ridiculous. I’m sorry, but it is.  This ratio has been pushed on the public for decades, and new “low fat” items continue to pop up every day…and yet the country continues to get wider and bigger and fatter.

Something’s not right.

How I Know it Works

Although I’ve recently added some grains back into my diet to bulk up (oats, flaxseed bread, and brown rice), I can attest to the fact that the Paleo Diet absolutely works.   In the four months that I switched to a Paleo diet (my ratio was probably 40% fat, 40% protein, and 20% carbs), my body fat percentage dropped from 12% down to 5%.  Besides myself, many NF readers have lost quite a bit of weight from making this change as well.

If you’re interested in giving the Paleo Diet a shot, check out this GREAT resource.  Pick a few things on the list, put together your meals, and you will lose weight.  If you’re interested in learning more about ‘going paleo,’ Mark’s Primal Blueprint 101 is a great place to get your feet wet.

Cut Out Liquid Calories

Soda, beer, juice, margaritas Gatorade, vitamin water, cappuccinos, fruit coolatas – avoid them whenever possible (except for beer on St. Patty’s Day…come on.) These beverages are all loaded with sugar which immediately turn to fat in your system.  And switching from a 12 pack of Coke to a 12 pack of Diet Coke might not solve your problems either.  Read my article why Diet Coke might make you fat. My advice: chug water like it’s your job.  It will curb your appetite, keep your insides running properly, and give you an excuse to get up and go for a walk to the bathroom every thirty minutes.

No Paleo? Eat Less Than Before!

Don’t want to change what you eat?  Welp, you’re just going to count calories (using a site like DailyBurn).  It’s a pain in the ass, but it works.  Here are the three equations you need to know:

  • Calories consumed > Calories burned = weight gain.
  • Calories consumed < Calories burned = weight loss.
  • 3500 less calories per week = 1 pound of fat weight loss.

As explained in the video above, the types of you food you eat is more important than these equations let on, but just creating a caloric deficit will still produce weight loss (although far less efficiently).  Tyler over at has had incredible results by continuing to eat his favorite foods in moderation.  However, along with eating his favorite foods in moderation, Tyler also spends hours and hours in the gym burning off all of those calories, which is incredibly time consuming.  I just don’t have that kind of free time and I guess that you don’t either, so why not work smarter instead of harder? Rather than eating bad foods and spending hours working it off, instead eat GOOD foods, put in only 20-30 minutes of solid exercise, and then enjoy the rest of your day.  Life’s too short to spend it doing stuff that’s just not necessary.

The Choice Is Yours

I’m not going to yell at you and force you to only eat grilled chicken and steamed vegetables for every meal – I’m not your mom (phew, that would be weird).  Besides, you’re a grown individual and you can make choices for yourself.

I AM, however, telling you that if you want to see results without spending hours upon hours in the gym, you need to get your diet under control, and this is the most efficient way for you to get there.  The more you can change to what’s been listed above, the quicker you’ll get to your goal weight.  Switching to a 100% Paleo Diet after years of eating bad carbs is a recipe for disaster.  Instead, try finding a way to implement a change or two along the way until you start to see those results.

I realize this is much easier said than done, which means this isn’t really about your diet: it’s about your will power and finding a good balance of changes that you can successfully manage. Whenever somebody says “I can’t give up that food” or “I just don’t have time to prepare a healthy meal” all I hear is, “I don’t want it badly enough yet.”

I’m okay with that.

If you’re not at that point yet to take control of your life, I’ll do my best to inspire and motivate you to get there…but the desire to change has to come from within you.  If you ARE at the point where you really want to make a change, I’m here to help, along with a community of people on our message boards who are there to support you.

Do we have any Paleo Dieters here? How did you successfully make the transition from a modern diet to a healthy one?  Do you have concerns about giving up carbs and eating more fat? I’m only writing from experience and my own research, but would love to hear some stories on your weight loss successes or failures and I know others would too.

Let’s hear it!


28 Day Challenge UpdateOn March 1st I put a call out for people to join me on a 28-challenge.  Over fifty new people signed up for the Nerd Fitness Message Boards and about a dozen bloggers signed up to post their challenge results on their own websites.  Sounds like a dedicated bunch of fools to me.  You can follow my challenge here – I’ll be writing every day throughout.  Join us!


photo: Greg Easton Photography

The 28-Day Challenge: Are You Up For It?

What’s with the beach?  Keep reading and find out.

While I was out at sea last week, I had an article published over on Art of Manliness: 8 Reasons You Need to Rediscover Your Passion for Exercise.  I feel really honored to be a part of that site, so thanks Brett and Kate! If you’re new to Nerd Fitness, welcome!  Here are the best ways to connect:

Site Update

I realized I did a site update a two weeks back, but it’s time for another quick one:

I now have over 1,000 email and rss subscribers!

If you run your own blog and are currently trying to build a following, I want you to know that it took nine months of writing every single day to get my first 100 subscribers.  It then took three months to get to 500 (after I cut back to two high-quality posts a week and started putting major effort into building relationships with other bloggers and websites), and then a month and a half to go from 500 to 1000 (with a big bump from my guest post on Art of Manliness).

Moral of the story: Whether you’re building a website or losing weight, remember – momentum is a powerful thing.  Stick with it.

The Four Week Challenge

Four weeks from now, I’ll be back out on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. This time, however, it won’t be for work – I’ll be going on an actual vacation!

Because of this, I figured it would be a great opportunity to challenge myself to get in great shape over the next month.  If I’m going to be sitting on a ship deck or the beach in board shorts every day, might as well try to look damn good doing so.  I plan on taking some updated pictures and shooting a video or two for Nerd Fitness while traveling, which is all the motivation I need to stay on target.

Here are my goals for these upcoming 28 days:

  • Gain at least five pounds, hopefully all muscle – I know you’re saying “damnit steve you suck, who gains weight before going on a cruise?”  Well, I’m a skinny mofo, and I want to be a little bigger.  The only way to do that is by eating lots of good, healthy food over these next four weeks.  I’ve gained 18 pounds in 30 days before, but this time I’m going to do it in a much healthier fashion.
  • Hit the weights hard three times a week – If I’m going to get bigger, I need to lift heavy weights with consistency, so I’ll be working out at a gym every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
  • Sleep more – I never sleep – I stay up way too late answering emails and writing articles (like this one), which is great for the site but terrible for my health.  I’m never going to get bigger and stronger if I don’t take care of myself.

Rather than fill up this blog with daily ups and down of my 28 day challenge, I’ll be posting my journal in the 28 Day Challenge on the Nerd Fitness message boards.  I’ll be posting my meals and complete workouts on there so you can follow exactly what I’m doing.  Yup, this is you getting early admission into the GREATEST MESSAGE BOARD EVER!!

Warning: the previous statement was a blatant lie.

Join Me.

Starting today, I want you to make a pledge to do two or three things that level up your life with 100% consistency over the next 28 days.

I’ll be taking a picture of myself and all of my measurements this morning (bicep, chest, legs, waist, and weight).  I encourage you to do the same – even if it’s just a picture and your weight.  – You don’t have to show anyone your pictures either – they’re more for you to see your results, but if you ARE okay with showing them that’s okay too.

Next, I want you to come up with a list of two or three obtainable goals or new habits you’d like to develop over the next month.  Preferably one diet related and one fitness related.  Don’t be too ambitious, but make sure your goals will be a challenge for you.

And then get it done, one day a time, for the next four weeks.

Why 28 days? Other than the fact that my vacation is four weeks from now…28 days is the perfect amount of time to see the start of great results (if you are completely devoted to the task at hand), and it’s also the perfect amount of time to develop a new habit according to Leo over at ZenHabits (one of my favorite sites).  Also, 28 days is enough time to build up some serious momentum going into April and May – which leaves plenty of time for you to get ready for the summer and swimsuit season.

Join the NF boards and start your own thread/diary on the 28-Day Challenge section along with me. Public accountability is incredible for keeping you going when you feel like giving up; plus, you’ll have a community of people to lean on when you’re not strong (cue “Lean on Me”).

Note: when you sign up for a new account, it should email you an activation link.  If it doesn’t email you anything after an hour or two (and it’s not in your spam), please email me at and I’ll make your account active.  Still trying to work out the kinks.

Win a Prize – OMG!

To make things interesting – I’m going to award a prize to the person who is the most consistent and a prize to the person who has the best results (biggest transformation – either weight loss or muscle gain…this is where pictures really help).

Please note: I’ll be picking my winners from people that post their goals and results on the NF message boards and people who announce their acceptance of the challenge on their own website and track progress there.  If you’re in, let me know a.s.a.p!

Now, because this is all on the honor system, and because I’m broke as hell – the prize isn’t going to be “1000 dollars cash!” or anything like that…OR IS IT!?!?!

(no, it’s not.)

I was thinking more along the lines of a Nerd Fitness t-shirt (not even available yet!) and an iTunes gift card. Maybe I’ll even pick you up a souvenir down in Mexico when we stop in Cozumel…I hope you like comically oversized sombreros!

To preempt your questions or concerns that this 28-day challenge isn’t very well organized or thought-out, that’s because it ISN’T very well organized or thought-out.  I came up with this idea at 11:15PM last night when I should have been going to bed, so cut me some slack 🙂

Alright, let’s do this:

  • Post your goals on the Nerd Fitness message boards (preferred method).
  • Post your goals on your own website and send me a link (I’ll take it).

Don’t forget to take a picture of yourself today, and another picture of yourself at the end.  I encourage you to write down as much as possible, every single day – it will help you stay on track – and it will make it easier for me to pick you as a winner!

Let’s see what we can get done in 28 days as a fellowship.  I don’t care if I’m the only one doing it or if all one-thousand of us are leveling up during the month of March…either way I plan on kicking ass and getting stronger and healthier.

How bout you?



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What Do You Want to Do Before You Die?

I just bawled my eyes out while watching MTV.

Now, before you judge me (boo pre-judgement), please hear me out.  I just finished watching the latest episode of The Buried Life, a show that has quickly become my favorite 30 minutes of television every week.  What the heck is The Buried Life, you ask?

The Buried Life Trailer

If you can’t access YouTube, here’s a quick rundown:

Relying on goodwill, guts and gumption Duncan, Ben, Dave and Jonnie travel the globe in a purple transit bus to complete a list of ‘100 things to do before you die’. For every item they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve one of their dreams. Everywhere they go they ask the question: What do you want to do before you die?

I’ve only seen two episodes of the show and I’m already hooked.  I’m absolutely in love with the premise and the show itself is highly entertaining and motivational.  Sure, the crazy things on their list make for some excellent television – but the best part of the show is clearly their weekly attempt to help a complete stranger cross something off their own list.  On the episode that had me crying, the guys raised enough money to fly a young girl out to Colorado to visit her mom’s grave for the first time.  It was unbelievable.

When you break it to the simplest terms, this is what life is all about – making memories, finding a way to be happy, taking chances, and helping others do the same.

I feel like I have an opportunity to do some pretty awesome things in my life, and Nerd Fitness is allowing me to help others cross things off of their own lists.  Whether it’s losing 100 pounds, running a marathon, or sticking around long enough to watch your kids graduate college, I want to help you with your list.  I’ve seen what getting in shape can do for somebody’s self-confidence and drive – If I can help you turn things around in your own life, you’ll hopefully inspire others to do the same.

I realize it’s really uncool to watch MTV these days, but this show is worth a watch – it’s a half-hour reminder to have some fun, do things you love, and help other people along the way.  Whether they’re trying to party at the Playboy Mansion, make a toast at a stranger’s wedding, or compete in a Krump contest in L.A., the Buried Life are living proof that anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

If you want to check out the show, you can watch full episodes over on

Now, while I’m helping other people level up their lives, I’d like to eventually cross a few things off my own list (which I just started making myself).  Here are six things I’d like to do cross off my list:

  1. Become a published author.
  2. Visit New Zealand.
  3. Skydive.
  4. Get in the end credits of a movie.
  5. Save somebody’s life.
  6. Compete in Ninja Warrior

Some of those things seem relatively easy given enough time and money, others not so much (Ninja Warrior, saving somebody’s life), but I honestly feel like nothing on this list is off the table.  That’s why it’s on my list!

I want to hear five things from your list in the comments – nothing is considered too easy or too hard.  Make sure you put down your correct email address (it will remain private) when posting a comment, so I can reach out to you if there’s anything I can do to help you cross something off your list.

Let’s have some fun, and let’s help each other.



The Lord of The Rings Guide To Getting Sh** Done.

Nerd alert!

What can be said about The Lord of the Rings trilogy that hasn’t already been said?  It’s easily one of the greatest literary achievements of our time and one hell of an underdog story (which I love).  Sure it’s fun to lose yourself for an afternoon in Tolkien’s Middle-earth, but have you ever considered taking a few lessons from these imaginary characters and applying them to your own life?

You can learn at lot more from Frodo and the Fellowship (wow that sounds like a really crappy tribute band) than you might realize.

I’m going to teach you how to use the Lord of the Rings to help you get sh** done in your life, whether it’s losing weight, getting a new job, winning a competition, starting a side business, and more.

Let’s do this.

What’s Your “One Ring”?

While trying to destroy the One Ring, Frodo ran into orcs, giant spiders, ring-wraiths, traveled thousands of miles, and almost died approximately a million times.   Through all of this adversity, he managed to keep his eye on the prize and eventually save all of Middle-earth.

Oh, and he did it barefoot.

What’s your “One Ring” – Is it something like “lose fifty pounds?”  Maybe it’s “run a marathon,” or “pack on fifteen pounds of muscle.”  Whatever your goal is, find a way to take one step towards that goal every single day.  Frodo always knew exactly where he needed to go (Mordor) and exactly what he needed to do (throw the Ring into the fires of Mount Doom), so all of his steps and goals were in that direction.  Once you’ve decided where to go and what to do, it’s much easier creating a plan to actually get there.

Now, as for the kind of steps you take – I don’t care if they’re “What About Bob” baby-steps or massive hops, skips, and jumps – just find a way to make a little bit of progress.  If you backtrack or get lost, find the path and keep going.

One step at a time my friend, my one step at a time.

Push Yourself

As Sam and Frodo were making their way beyond the Shire, Sam stopped moving at one point and declared, “If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.” For somebody that’s never been outside of his comfort zone, this must have been terrifying.   He later found out that he’d have to go all the freaking way to Mordor to protect Frodo.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Sam was wearing diapers under that tunic because he was so scared.  Doesn’t matter.  You know what DOES matter?

He did it.

You might have never run a 5k before.  You might have never been in a gym before, or lifted weights, or taken a yoga class.  Hell, maybe you’ve never asked out a girl before.  Whatever it is, everything outside of your “Shire” will scare you – that’s part of life.  Until you step outside of your comfort zone, unless you push yourself harder than you pushed yesterday, nothing will change.  There’s nothing wrong with staying safe, but I’d like you to challenge yourself whenever possible – you’d be amazed what will come of it.  Small victories over small fears can help build momentum towards bigger challenges.

And momentum is a damn powerful thing.

Have a Fellowship

Frodo had Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, his three hobbit buddies, and Boromir (booo!) to accompany him on his quest to destroy the ring.  They protected him, motivated him, listened to him, inspired him, befriended him, told him when he was wrong, and even let him go do his own thing when necessary.  Without this crew, there is no way in hell Frodo survives more than ten minutes.

Who’s in your fellowship? Do you have friends to confide in, parents to hold you accountable, a wife who will ask you how your training is going?  Find a way to get positive people around you who will make you a better person.  I have been fortunate enough to have a great circle of friends, and I owe a lot of my success and happiness to having them around.

Now, what if you don’t have a great group of immediate friends who are supporting you in your quest?  Thankfully, the internet is here to help your ass out.  I’ve met some AMAZING people through this website, dozens of other bloggers and hundreds of other readers who are helping each other improve their lives from half-way around the globe.

You keep me accountable, you motivate me, you even pick me up when I miss a workout.  It’s fascinating and a great thing to be a part of, and I encourage you to find people to help you do the same.  Start a free blog, tell your co-workers about your goals, email me and let me know how I can help.  We’re all in this together, and we’re more powerful as a group than any of us could be alone.

Do the Best With What You Have

While traveling through the desolate and dangerous Mines of Moria, Frodo started complaining about his situation to Gandalf, talking about how he wished the Ring and this crazy quest had never fallen into his lap.  Gandalf came back with a line that will stick with me forever:

“So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.”

And THAT’S why Gandalf is the man. No matter your age, no matter your appearance, no matter your genetic history, no matter your current predicament, you have to remember that your hand has already been dealt.  You can’t cry over spilled milk, you can’t complain about the past, you can’t worry about what happened five minutes ago.  You can only control what to do from this moment – right now – onward.

Draw a line in the sand today and tell yourself that from now on you’re going to be a different person.  You can’t control what’s already happened, but you sure as hell can control what’s going to happen from now on.  You’ve been given the opportunity to live a life on this planet to the best of your ability.  In the grand scheme of the universe, that’s pretty freaking awesome.

Make the most of it.

Set Out Today

You’ve got your quest laid out in front of you, you’ve got a good fellowship of friends to support you, and you’re willing to push yourself further than you’ve been.  Now it’s time to take action.  No matter how daunting your quest might appear, find a way to take one step closer.

Don’t worry about yesterday or tomorrow.  Do what you can with the time that has been given to you today.



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The State of Nerd Fitness – 2/18/10

We’re approximately an 1/8th of the way through 2010, so I thought today would be a good time to update you all on the state of Nerd Fitness.  Next week is both busy and awesome, so I wanted to fill you in before things get crazy.

Good times!

Big Week Next Week

What’s the big news, you ask? For starters, I’m headed back out to sea with my company Sixthman for Cayamo, a 5-day singer/songwriter cruise with some incredibly talented musicians.  Fortunately, I’ve already written my two articles for next week and I have them queued up to post on Monday and Thursday (a Steve Kamb first).

And that’s not even the biggest news of the week!  While I’m out at sea, I have a guest post going up on one of my favorite sites in the world, a site through which many of you have discovered Nerd Fitness.  Hopefully this guest post will lead to some newly enlightened individuals making their way over to my little site here.

Now, because I’ll be out floating on a boat I won’t be here to greet any of these new people. That means I need your help!  Beginning on Tuesday, if you start to see some new faces in the comments, please be extra nice and make sure they stick around.  If you’re extra nice, I’ll even bake cookies and send them to you (NF note: Steve refuses to do any sort of baking ever, so don’t expect cookies).

Oh, and I apologize in advance for being two weeks behind on my email responses coming up…these cruises really back everything up.  Poor me.

Nerd Fitness Update

Thirteen months ago, I created without really knowing what I was doing.  I feel like over the past few months I’ve really hit my stride, writing articles that are resonating with NF readers and making an impact.  I’ve had conversations with people in Spain, New Zealand, Brazil, Denmark, Germany, and China…and that’s just in the past two weeks.  Seriously, how cool is that?

This site is building some awesome momentum – watch out world, because the Nerd Fitness brigade (fellowship? tribe? still haven’t figured out what to call us yet) is coming in hot.

Honesty and Integrity

I’ll be the first to tell you I am not an expert personal trainer. I’m only 25 years old, and really didn’t find my passion for fitness until a few years ago.  I do have a personal trainer certification, but I haven’t spent nearly enough time in a gym training people on specific exercises and helping people with 100% perfect form for exercises to consider myself an expert.

Why am I telling you all of this?  Because I want to be honest with you.

There are way too many people out there pretending to be the world’s greatest trainer, and there are way too many sites selling “the best fitness routine ever!”  These people and their websites are a slap in the face to guys like Alwyn Cosgrove, Craig Ballantyne, Jason Ferruggia, Mike Rickett, and Jason Varley – guys that I respect who have been in the personal training business for over a dozen years each getting actual results with hundreds of clients.

For this reason, I don’t want to be pretend to be something I’m not..I just want to be me: a normal guy with a day job and a life who just happens love fitness and wants to make a difference by motivating and helping others.  Hopefully you read my post last week: I miss workouts, I skip meals or overeat on occasion, and I definitely don’t get enough sleep.  Just like you, I’m down in the trenches every day just trying to be a better person.

That being said, I want you to know that I will continue to go out of my way to research all of my articles to the best of my ability.  If I’m discussing a topic that I don’t feel completely confident in, I’ll open the floor for discussion or defer to the opinions of my educated mentors.  I may not be an expert, but I guarantee I care more than anybody else (other than yourself) about helping you get what you want out of life, which means I’m going to bust my ass to make sure you’re inspired, motivated, and informed.

Remember, everybody loves a good underdog story.

NF Message Board

As many of you know, I’ve been working on building a Nerd Fitness message board for the past month or so: nothing super fancy, but a place for NF readers to connect, ask questions, and motivate each other.  I’ve met so many cool people through this site and it’s pretty awesome to see them starting to connect with each other.

I still have some kinks to work out, but I’d like to get as many people posting in there as possible who are interested before opening it to the general public.  Let me know if you’re interested (email me at so I can add you to the community.  We’re up to about 30 “beta-testers” at the moment, but the more the merrier!

Nerd Fitness as a Business

Before I get into this, I want to make one thing clear: no matter what happens, you can expect to read new, well-researched, entertaining, and informative articles completely free of charge on this site for years to come.  That will not change.

I’ve decided after thirteen months of daily writing, I’m at the point where I feel confident in my skills and direction to start taking steps towards turning this site into a business.  I now have my own LLC (Level Up Enterprises,), a business bank account, and even business debit card with my name and company on it.  Steve’s all grown up!

For starters, I’d like to create an E-book for readers who really want day-by-day workout plans and diets. Now, because I don’t consider myself an expert on program development, I’m planning on partnering with trainers who ARE experts at program development.  Now, before you start thinking of those lame “lose 40 pounds in 4 weeks” crappy online fitness programs, remember that this is Nerd Fitness, and you’re dealing with Steve Kamb.  This book will be bad-ass, incredibly unique, and well worth it.

I took down the download for my free E-book, because it’s time for a re-write…I’m now six months wiser!  I’d like to update a few sections, add in fresh content, and make some adjustments to a few things here and there.  Hopefully I can get this back up soon – yes it will still be free!

I’m also tossing around the idea of getting sponsors for the site, but I haven’t convinced myself completely that this is the path I want to take. I do know that I only want to work with sponsors who line up with my values as a person, which means I’ll be turning down 90% of the companies that come to me looking to promote their products through the site.  Oh well.

I’ve selected what charity Nerd Fitness will be partnering with for the Warrior Dash Costume Dignity-Massacre! There are quite a few things that need to happen before I launch the fund-raiser, but the first big hurdle is out of the way.  Expect an official announcement around early April.

Lastly, I signed up for a online small-business class with Chris Guillebeau over at the Art of Nonconformity. If I had to model my website and eventual online business after somebody’s it would be his, so this is a really cool opportunity for me.

Big Things

I can’t wait to see what the future brings.

Every new email I get from a reader who has lost weight inspires me.  Every new comment from a complete stranger means there’s one more person ready to change his/her life.  I feel really fortunate to help bring together a community of good people who want to help each other.

I’ll be checking in occasionally next week from the Caribbean (yeah, poor me…I know).  I just want to say thanks for reading, thanks for sharing this site with your friends and co-workers, and thanks for inspiring me to be a better person every day.

So…that’s my life. What’s up with you?



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How To Build Your Own Workout Routine

What should I do for a workout?

I get this email at least once a day, and I’m sorry to say that I don’t have the perfect answer for everybody.  Considering that a program should be developed around a person’s biology, age, goals, diet, free time, etc, there’s a lot of factors I can’t get in ten minutes through email.

I can certainly offer up suggestions, but there’s one person that knows what’s best for you: YOU.  Developing a workout routine for yourself can be scary, but it’s really not too difficult and kind of fun once you understand the basics.

First of all, what are you doing now. Is it working?  Are you safe and is it making you healthier?  If so, keep doing it!  However, if you’re JUST getting started, you want to mix things up, or you’re ready to start lifting weights (after reading that weight training is the fat-burning prize fight victor), it’s good to understand what goes into a program so you can build one for yourself.

Let’s do this.

Determine Your Situation

How much time can you devote to exercise?

If you can do an hour a day, that’s awesome.  If you have a wife, three kids, and two jobs, then maybe you can only do thirty minutes every other day.  That’s fine too.  Whatever your time commitment is, developing the most efficient workout is crucial.  Why spend two hours in a gym when you can get just as much accomplished in 30 minutes?

Where will you work out? At a gym? Using some weights at home? Just body weight exercises?

What Exercises Should I Do?

Keep it simple, stupid.

Unless you’ve been lifting weights for years, I recommend doing a full body routine that you can do two or three times a week.  You want a routine that has at least one exercise for your quads (front of your legs), butt and hamstrings (back of your legs), your push muscles, your pull muscles, and your core.  Yes, this means you can develop a full body routine that uses only four or five exercises.  Hows THAT for efficient?

  • Quads – squats, lunges, one legged squats, box jumps.
  • Butt and Hamstrings – hip raises, deadlifts, straight leg deadlifts, good mornings, step ups.
  • Push (chest, shoulders, and triceps) – overhead press, bench press, incline dumbbell press, push ups, dips.
  • Pull (back, biceps, and forearms) – chin ups, pull ups, inverse body weight rows, dumbbell rows.
  • Core (abs and lower back) – planks, side planks, exercise ball crunches, mountain climbers, jumping knee tucks, hanging leg raises.

Pick one exercise from each category above for a workout, and you’ll work almost every single muscle in your body. These are just a few examples for what you can do, but you really don’t need to make things more complicated than this.

Add some variety – If you do the same routine, three days a week, for months and months both you and your muscles will get bored.  If you do bench presses on Monday, go with shoulder presses on Wednesday and dips on Friday.  Squats on Monday? Try lunges on Wednesday and box jumps on Friday.  Pick a different exercise each time and your muscles will stay excited (and so will you).

Lastly, your muscles don’t get built in the gym, they get built when you’re resting. Give your muscles 48-72 hours to recover between workouts.  A Monday-Wednesday-Friday workout works well to ensure enough time to recover.

How Many Sets Should I Do?

Not including a warm-up set or two, I recommend doing between 3-5 sets per exercise.

Keep your total workout number of sets for all exercises is in the 15-25 set range (5 or 6 exercises of four sets is a good start).  More than twenty five sets in a workout can either be overkill (doing more harm than good) or you’re not working yourself hard enough (boo inefficiency).

How Many Repetitions Should I Do?

If you’re looking to burn fat while building some muscle, keep your number of repetitions per set in the 8-15 range.  If you can do more than 15 without much of a challenge, it’s not difficult enough for you.  Add weight or change the exercise so that it’s tougher.

If you’re looking to build size and strength, you should vary your rep ranges depending on the workout.  Although I’m currently following a variation of Mark Rippetoe’s Starting Strength (2nd edition) routine (heavy weight at five reps per set),  I’ll be switching to this type of routine in the next few weeks:

  • Low reps (5-8) and heavy weight on Mondays.
  • High reps (12-15) and lower weight on Wednesdays.
  • Medium reps (8-12) and medium weight on Fridays.

If you can keep your muscles guessing by constantly forcing them to adapt to different routines, they’re more likely to get harder, better, faster, stronger (thanks Daft Punk!).

What’s the significance of the different number of repetitions?

  • Reps in the 1-5 range build super dense muscle and strength (called myofibrillar hypertrophy).
  • Reps in the 6-12 range build a somewhat equal amounts of muscular strength and muscular endurance.
  • Reps in the 12+ range build muscular endurance and size (this is called sarcoplasmic hypertrophy).

By doing rep ranges at each of these different increments, you’re building well-rounded, balanced muscles – full of endurance, explosive power, and strength.

You can even mix up your amount of weight and reps within a single exercise.  Here’s an example of what I’d do for a dumbbell chest press on a Friday:

  • 12 reps at 65 pound dumbbells, rest 90 seconds.
  • 10 reps at 70 pound dumbbells, rest 90 seconds.
  • 8 reps at 75 pound dumbbells, rest 90 seconds.
  • 6 reps at 80 pound dumbbells, done!

Always try to keep your muscles guessing, and you’re less likely to plateau (get stuck lifting the same amount of weight).

How Long Should I Wait Between Sets?

I purchased The Men’s Health Big Book of Exercises, which is a great book LOADED with exercises, tons of pictures, and routines.  They have a very basic formula for how long to wait between your sets based on how many reps you’re doing for the exercise:

  • 1-3 Reps: Rest for 3 to 5 minutes
  • 4-7 Reps: Rest for 2 to 3 minutes
  • 8-12 Reps: Rest for 1 to 2 minutes
  • 13 Reps+: Rest for 1 minute or less

Now, pair this time between sets with how many reps you are doing.  If you mix up rep ranges on a daily basis, you need to mix up your rest time between sets too.  This is how you build well-rounded muscles, and a well-balanced body.  w00t.

How Much Should I Lift?

This one is easy: lift enough so that you can get through the set, but not too much that you have NO fuel left in the tank at the end.  How do you determine how much that is?  Trial and error.  When just starting out, or if you’re doing a new exercise for the first time, always err on the side of caution.

Now, if you’re doing exercises with just your body weight, you need to find a way to make each exercise more difficult as you get in shape – once you get past 20 reps for a particular exercise and you’re not gassed, it’s time to mix things up.

  • Can you do 20 push ups no problem? It’s time to start mixing them up to be more challenging.  Pick a variation from the Art of Manliness Push Up Article and make yourself work for it!
  • 20 bodyweight squats too easy? Hold some weights high above your head as you do the next set.  Try one-squats.  Always be challenging yourself.

How Long Should I Exercise?

45 minutes to an hour.

If you’re doing 15-25 sets of total exercise, you should be able to get everything done within that 45 minute block.  Now, factor in a five or ten minute warm-up, and then stretching afterwards, and the workout can go a little bit longer.  If you can go for over an hour and you’re not completely worn out, you’re simply not pushing yourself hard enough.

Less time, more intensity, better results.

What if you don’t have 45 minutes? Maybe you want to build some cardio into your weight training.  That’s where these next two sections come in.

Alternating Sets

Let’s say you’re doing four sets of squats and you plan on doing four sets of dumbbell bench presses after that.  If you wait two minutes between each set, this will take you around twenty minutes or so (factoring in the time to get set and actually do the set).

Try this instead: Do a set of squats, wait one minute, then do a set of dumbbell presses, wait one minute, then do your next set of squats, and so on.

Because you’re exercising two completely different muscle groups, you can exercise one while the other is “resting.”  You’re now getting the same workout done in half the time.  Also, because you’re resting less, your body has to work harder so your heart is getting a workout too.  Jackpot.

Let’s see how this would play out in a sample workout:

  • Lunges alternating with incline dumbbell presses, four sets each, one minute between sets.
  • Wait a few minutes to catch your breath and get set for your next two exercises.
  • Straight leg deadlifts alternating with wide-grip pull ups, four sets each, one minute between sets.
  • 3 Sets of planks, stretch, and get the hell out of there!


This is the most effective way to burn fat when exercising.

This is also the most effective way to make you involuntarily swear at inanimate objects.

A circuit requires you to do one set for EVERY exercise, one after the other, without stopping.  After you’ve done one set of each exercise in succession, you then repeat the process two, or three, or four more times. I’ve written about two body weight circuits here on the site:

If you work out in a gym, here’s a previous article I wrote about weight circuit training. Circuits get very tricky when in a gym, so make sure you’re doing them when it’s not crowded.

Keep Track Of Everything

Keep a workout journal! You should be getting stronger, faster, or more fit with each day of exercise.  Maybe you can lift more weight, lift the same amount of weight more times than before, or you can finish the same routine faster than before.

Write everything down so that you can compare yourself against a previous workout.

Recap: Building a Workout Routine

Okay, so I realize that’s a ridiculous amount of info, but it’s all very important stuff.  Let’s break it down into easy chunks right here:

  • ALWAYS warm up – 5-10 minutes on a bike, rowing machine, jumping jacks, run up and down your stairs, etc.
  • Pick one exercise for each big muscle group – quads, butt and hamstrings, push, pull, and core.
  • Do 3-5 sets for each exercise.
  • Determine how many reps and how long you’ll wait between sets for each exercise.
  • Mix it up! Vary your reps, sets, and exercises.  Keep it interesting.
  • Increase your efficiency and work your heart by doing alternating sets or circuits.
  • Keep your workout to under and hour.
  • Stretch AFTER your workout.
  • Write everything down.

So how’d I do?  Good enough explanation?  Not enough detail?  Too Confusing? Way too long?

Let me know what you think in the comments.



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A Missed Workout

This is not the article I intended to write today.

Last night after work and going to the gym, I came home to type my blog post, and ended up writing 2,000 words on a subject that was more about life and less about health and fitness.  I decided it wasn’t a great fit for this site (in its current state), so I put it in the drafts folder, and started writing another article.  2,000 words into my second article, I realized that I didn’t love it.

I woke up early this morning to finish, and came to the realization that I couldn’t get it done in time with the level of polish and professionalism that you, the Nerd Fitness reader, deserve.  For the first time in quite a while, I don’t have a big-time article for you to read on Thursday.  I equate it to a missed workout in the gym.  I can blame it on my scatter-brained mind, lack of free time between my real life and my day job, need for sleep, whatever.  Excuses, everybody has ’em.

I’d like to reference Wedding Crashers and the quote “Rule #76. No excuses, play like a champion.”  Sorry, but that’s bullsh*t.  You know what?  Life gets in the way sometimes.  Last night was one of those days, and it wasn’t from lack of effort.  I went to the gym, I tried to better myself, and I wrote close to four-thousands words for the site.  They just weren’t good enough.  I’d rather not post an article than post something I’m not proud of.

What does this have to do with fitness?

We’re all human.

None of us are perfect.

Life happens. Sh*t happens.

So you ate like a pig on Super Bowl Sunday.  You skipped a workout to go watch your kids basketball game.  Maybe you skipped a run because you wanted to play Halo with your roommates.  Honestly, who cares?  Do NOT beat yourself up over it.  It happens to the best of us – it doesn’t make you a failure, or a bad person, or a slacker.   You’re not alone.

I do the best I can with the hand I’m dealt, I try to live my life to the best of my ability, and I try to have some fun every once a while.  I hope you do the same.  If you miss a workout, if you go eat a 2,000 calorie awesome blossom at Outback, if you sleep in on Saturday and decide to not run, it doesn’t mean you don’t care about yourself.  It just means that you’re human!  Like the rest of us.

Just make sure not taking care of yourself doesn’t become a routine.  I don’t plan on making a habit out of missing my self-imposed deadlines, so I’ll see you with a regularly scheduled, kick-ass post on Monday.

Thanks for listening.


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How to Get Started With Intermittent Fasting

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you probably ate a ****load of food last night while watching the Super Bowl (Google definitely had the best ad, by the way).

You’re thinking to yourself, “I put on five pounds last night, how the hell do I get back on track?”  I’m going to introduce a seemingly ridiculous concept to you, one that I hadn’t ever considered until doing the research:

Intermittent Fasting.

Sounds like the worst thing ever, right?  Starving yourself on purpose?  “TOTALLY LAME,” as Awesome-O would say.

Well, if you’ve been unsuccessful at losing weight, if you’ve lost weight but you’ve hit a plateau, or if you just want to try something new, this might be the jump start you need.

Disclaimer: this is just my opinion based on my research and reading. This is less of a recommendation article rather than an eye-opener and call for discussion.  I do present my opinion at the end though, and I’d love to hear yours.

Diets – Six Meals For the Win?

For years, the concept of lots of small meals throughout the day really clicked with me.

If you space out your meals evenly, keep your calorie count low, you’ll lose weight, right?  I’ve even talked about how breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  Lots of people follow the “eat multiple meals a day” ideology and lose weight, so it works.  Less calories, more meals, evenly spread out.  It makes sense.

However, I’ve recently done some research and reading on IF…which also makes a lot of sense to me.  By not eating every once a while, your body has to burn the fat in your system for energy, which would lead to weight loss.  Also, by not eating for twenty four hours, you’re pushing your body into a calorie deficit, which also leads to weight loss.  It makes sense.

So, how can these two seemingly conflicting ideologies both make sense? Simple – they both allow your body to burn more calories than you consume.  And, if other research on the body’s physiology while fasting is to be believed, there are multiple other benefits as well.

Let’s get down to business.

What the Hell is Intermittent Fasting?

IF is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: you purposely avoid eating for a twenty-four hour period (or two) during the week. Why?  Because recent studies have shown that your metabolism operates more on a marathon basis (how many calories consumed over a long period of time) than on a sprint basis (what you ate yesterday).  Prior to this research, I was giving way too much credit to my stomach – it’s not nearly as intelligent as I thought.  Think long term when it comes to calories consumed and burned, not short term.

Mark over at Mark’s Daily Apple has a great write-up on the evolutionary science behind fasting. Mark runs one of the most thorough and successful paleo diet blogs out there, and I highly value his opinion.  I love looking into the evolutionary aspects of diet and fitness, and I’m often very weary of any new “breakthrough” that requires a pill or drink or anything.  We’ve survived as a species for tens of thousands of years with diet, exercise, and intelligence.

Fasting is one of those evolutionary aspects that makes complete sense to me.

How Does it Work?

Our bodies are genetically engineered to deal with feast or famine.  10,000 years ago, surprisingly there was no free All-Star Slam Breakfast from Denny’s!   Our bodies need fuel to operate, and if there isn’t any food in the stomach to pull from, it uses the fat stored within the body for energy.  The fat gets burned for energy, the body keeps moving, and thus becomes leaner.

Secondly, because of these skipped meals, you are putting your body into a calorie deficit (averaged out for the week).  Remember, it’s a marathon, not a sprint, so start thinking of your calories more in terms of weekly units rather than daily amounts, if that helps.  More calories burned compared to calories consumed = weight loss!

Here’s a video from Brad over at Eat Stop Eat (which reads like an infomercial, ugh…but it’s legit) explaining the similarities between fasting and exercise.  He also wrote a guest post over on Fitness Black Book.  I considered setting up an affiliate link for Brad’s e-book in case you’re interested in purchasing it, but I didn’t want you to think I wrote this article to get affiliate money.  Instead, you can form your own opinion, and then buy Brad’s book if you’re interested.

Brad Pilon – Eat Stop Eat

How Do You Do It?

Simple: pick a day (or two) per week and purposely skip breakfast and lunch, and then eat a normal dinner. Brad over at Eat Stop Eat recommends doing this type of fasting once or twice a week – for example, a fast on Monday, and then another one on Thursday.  Liquids are okay on fasting days, just not ones with calories.  Heyoooo H2O!

If you’re used to eating a LOT of food, and you normally eat a big breakfast, this is going to be a pretty big drastic change.  Start by skipping breakfast and see how your body reacts to it.  If you can handle that, work your way up to skipping breakfast and lunch.  Notice that I’m not saying you should skip breakfast and lunch every day.  Eat normally five days a week, try a fast one of the other days for a few weeks and see how your body reacts.

Eat, don’t eat, and then eat.  Got it?

Benefits of Intermittent Fasting

A recent article in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition gives a great overview of these benefits which include decreases in blood pressure, reduction in oxidative damage to lipids, protein and DNA, improvement in insulin sensitivity and glucose uptake, as well as decreases in fat mass.”  This study discusses studies done with humans (not mice) specifically.

From the LA times: Mark P. Mattson, chief of the laboratory of neurosciences at the National Institute on Aging: “In normal health subjects, moderate fasting — maybe one day a week or cutting back on calories a couple of days a week — will have health benefits for most anybody.”

I’d like to see more studies, with better controls done for more solid proof of these benefits, but I expect that to happen soon.

Risks of Intermittent Fasting

So, all we see so far are GOOD things about not eating for a full day. What the hell is BAD about it? First off, I can see myself getting extremely hungry to the point of annoyance when starting out this process.  This is echoed by Ruth Frechman, a registered dietitian in Burbank and spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Assn: “You’re hungry, fatigued, irritable. Fasting is not very comfortable. People try to cut back one day and the next day they’re starving and they overeat.”

I imagine there is quite the learning curve for your body when it has to switch from using readily accessible carbs for energy to using your body’s fat stores, so I can see the first few fasting days being extremely difficult.  NF Reader Matt makes a great point in the comments that I’m reposting here for all to see:

“One thing I think people who are considering this should ask themselves – how are you at controling your hunger at the moment?  Losing weight is all about consuming less calories than you burn.   The biggest obstacle to this is hunger.  That is, uncontrollable hunger.  If you are starving yourself on 800 calories a day, then you will be much more likely to binge and go way over your calorie goal.  So it becomes important to eat when you are hungry, not when you are starving.”

Moral of the story? Don’t overdo it – if you feel light headed and you can’t function, EAT SOMETHING.  Listen to your body, and find a way to make it work for you.  We only get one chance on this planet, so make it count.

Have I tried It Yet?

Note: Years after writing this article I came back to intermittent fasting and wrote a full length guide. Check out The Beginner’s Guide to Intermittent Fasting.

Honestly, I haven’t. Well, not on purpose anyway.  The idea of skipping a meal or two goes against everything I’ve done for the past seven years.  If you’re a person who is used to eating a lot of food all day long, this probably scares the crap out of you too.  However, considering the fitness gurus and researchers that I read all highly recommend this type of “diet,” I’d be stupid if I didn’t give it a shot.  After all, if I can’t practice what I preach then I’m being dishonest to myself and to you all.

My biggest concern was losing more weight and muscle mass.  Then I saw that Craig Ballantyne, another fitness dude whose opinion I really respect, gained 13 pounds, most of which was muscle, while doing IF.  If he can do it, so can I.

Lastly, I was worried I wouldn’t have enough energy to get through a workout if I didn’t eat beforehand.  However, after doing my research on IF, I did a test-workout this past Saturday in a fasted state and had zero problem getting through the routine.  That was a big boost for me to move forward with writing this article and planning to try it out myself.

I’m going to try this one day this week, I’ll let everybody know how it goes. I still expect to build muscle and put on some pounds, even when skipping the first two meals of the day occasionally.

Do I Recommend It?

Note: Years after writing this article I came back to intermittent fasting and wrote a full length guide. Check out The Beginner’s Guide to Intermittent Fasting.

This is tough for me. Because I haven’t done it yet, I’m cautious about throwing my whole support behind the concept.  However, I do believe that this is another system that will definitely work for many people (but not all).  It’s just like every other successful diet: eat good foods, and don’t eat too much.

This is my recommendation:

  • Is your current plan working? Good! Don’t change it!
  • Is your current plan NOT working? Give this a shot.

If you only get ONE thing from this whole article, it’s this: there is more than one way to lose weight, so don’t worry about your method being the best.  The best diet is the one that makes you lose weight and keeps you healthy.  If you’re already losing weight, keep doing what you’re doing.  If you’re not, maybe do a little bit more reading on IF and give it a shot.

My advice? Do it the day after you’ve stuffed yourself, and balance things out.  In terms of losing the most weight the quickest, I’d probably recommend the Paleo Diet and intermittent fasting with weight training in the gym.

So what are your thoughts? Have you tried fasting before?  Successful or miserable failure?  Will you give a shot?  If so, please post your stories, thoughts, successes, concerns in the comments and we’ll see if this is something we can all wrap our heads around.


PS- Message Board Update – The message boards are still in ‘beta testing,’ but I would love to add some more readers to the mix to help me test it out.  We have about 20 readers contributing already , keeping track of their workouts, encouraging each other, etc, and I want some more!  If you’re interested in helping kick start the NF message boards, email me at and I’ll get you an invite.


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Help Me Make a Complete Ass of Myself – It’s for a Good Cause.

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I signed up for another 5k race the other day.

After my last one (where I got destroyed by a 10-year old girl), I decided that was enough humiliation for the year.  That all changed when I came across the greatest thing ever: The Warrior Dash. Essentially, it’s a 5k race through the woods of Georgia, complete with kick-ass obstacles, tons of mud, warrior helmets, live music, and free beer.  It takes place on May 22nd in Moutain City, GA.  It’s essentially like a live-action version of MXC: Don’t Get Elminated!

This is how they tell you to train:

  1. Day one: run as far as you can. Go home. Day two: do the same thing.
  2. Find the dirtiest pond in your neighborhood and snorkel in it – in your slippers, without goggles.
  3. Practice your climbing and crawling skills at your local jungle gym.  Ignore the small children and parental glares.
  4. Do not shower or shave for weeks in order to obtain a true Warrior look.

Greatest. Race. Ever. Now, as I perused the site looking for more information, I found out that costumes were not only acceptable, but strongly encouraged.  A light bulb went off in my head.  I immediately emailed my group of friends and convinced a whole bunch of them to dress up in costume with me and run this thing (not that it took much convincing).

So, why are we all going to dress up like idiots, you ask?

Because this is the perfect opportunity for the Nerd Fitness Community to point and laugh at Steve and his friends while also raising money for a really good cause!  I’m in the process of selecting a great charity to partner with, getting the framework set up, handling the process and financial garbage, etc.  If you have any recommendations for a great cause – preferably something with kids – or if you’ve done anything like this before and you have any advice please email me at  I’m kind of winging it here.

This is where you come in. I’ve recruited my friends to wear increasingly more ridiculous costumes based on how much money we raise for the cause.  The amounts and the charity haven’t been confirmed yet, but I have a few weeks before I officially launch this thing.  In the meantime, I would LOVE to hear your ideas on what the heck we can wear for costumes.  There’s 14 of us, I think nine dudes and five chicks.

These are just the first few ideas that have been tossed around:

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Braveheart: Kilts (hopefully not free-balling it), warpaint, wigs and beards. Bagpipes optional.

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300: Speedos, capes, beards, hopefully not shaved chests, lots of war cries. Maybe spears.

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Super Heroes: Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Batman, etc.  Lots of spandex.

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Mortal Kombat: Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Raiden, Sub-Zero. No fatalities though.

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Ninja Turtles: Four turtles, April O’Neil, Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady, Shredder, Splinter. Kowabunga!

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Smurfs: White pants, white hats, lots of blue paint.  We’ll draw straws for Gargamel.

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Oompah-Loompahs: What more needs to be said? We’ll just buy a vat of Jersey Shore self-tanner.

THESE ARE ONLY EXAMPLES.  I want to know what you’re thinking.  The way I see it, every time we hit a new milestone (say, 1000 bucks – Braveheart, then 2000 bucks – Ninja Turtles, etc.), we’ll move up to a more awesome/insane costume.  Hopefully this will result in some hilarious costumes, great pictures, funny montage videos (hell yes I’m making a montage), and a lot of money for a really good cause.

What say you? What would you like to see our group of schmucks wearing when we crawl through mud and jump in lakes?  All ideas are welcome; I’ll rank them by ridiculousness and then assign dollar values.  Let’s have some fun and do something great for kids who really need it.

Once I get everything organized, expect an official announcement in a few weeks after this next round of cruises.

By the way, we’re in the 11AM wave and we’ll be camping out for the weekend, so make sure you let me know if you’ll be at the event too!



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What Burns More Calories: Cardio, Intervals, or Weight Training?

Fat loss is at the front of everybody’s mind these days, even storm troopers.

Let’s say you want to lose weight, and you want to do so in the fastest way possible.  Is it hours on the treadmill?  Sprints up a hill?  Could it possibly be squats and bench presses?  I’m going to guess that you have assumptions on what might be best for you.  In today’s royal rumble, I’m going to break down the difference between these three contenders and let you know which will give you the most bang for your buck.  The results, which certainly aren’t unanimous, will surprise you…

Meet today’s contestants:

  • Cardio: Pretty much anything with relative low intensity that you can do for a prolonged period of time that elevates your heart rate.  Regular aerobics, going for a three mile jog, running on a treadmill for an hour, using the elliptical for twenty minutes, etc.
  • Interval Training: When you decide to run, bike, use the elliptical, etc. with varying rates of speed and intensity.  Sprinting for 30 seconds followed by 90 seconds of jogging, and repeating this cycle for 20-30 minutes.
  • Weight Training: Whenever you lift weights or do body weight exercises, often times in a cyclical nature.

There have been hundreds and hundreds of studies done on this stuff (yay for science), and it’s certainly something that I’ve put considerable time into researching as well as it’s my job to figure out how to get in shape most efficiently.  I will have a decision for you by the end of the battle.  However, before we get there, there’s ONE thing that needs to be made crystal-clear:

If you are interested in getting in shape, the MOST important thing you can do for yourself is adjusting your diet.

Your diet is responsible for 80-90% of your successes or failures.  As I’ve said previously, even if you spend ten hours a week exercising, that still leaves 168 hours for you to mess things up.  Doh.  If all you care about is losing weight, the fastest path to success is with a freaking kick-ass diet.  Keep your total number of calories under control, cut out the junk food, give up soda, and start eating REAL FOODS: veggies, fruits, and lean meats.

Got it? Good.

So you’re on board with the whole “eating right” thing (w00t), but you still want to exercise to burn more fat.  Let’s break down each competitor:


Cardio is the most basic thing you can do when it comes to burning calories. Let’s talk science: if you burn more calories than you consume in a day, you will lose weight.  Step on a treadmill, run three miles, and you’ll burn around 300 calories.  You don’t need any special weights, have extensive knowledge of any difficult exercises, just a pair of shoes (or a pair of Vibrams) and your legs.  This is why the majority of people who start exercising do so by just running a treadmill or elliptical for hours: it’s tough to mess up, and it’s pretty mindless.

Now, here’s my problem with cardio: it can be really boring!  Running outside is a different story, but I’d rather punch myself in the crotch than spend two hours on a treadmill.  Secondly, in terms of getting in shape, it’s definitely not the most efficient form of exercise.  Lastly, although it trains your heart to be in shape by remaining at a higher level of operation while exercising, it doesn’t train your heart to prepare for moments of extreme stress because it never really has to deal with rapid changes (explained in the next section).

So why isn’t cardio efficient when it comes to burning calories? There’s very little Exercise Post Oxygen Consumption (EPOC) with cardio, which means you only burn calories when running; not much happens afterwards.  If you want to read about how cardio doesn’t really burn any extra calories, you can read this fascinating article from NYT which is loaded with studies and references on the subject at hand.

What IS good about cardio? The thing about cardio that makes it better for almost everybody, other than it’s easy learning curve, is that it’s very low impact – your body can go for hours and hours, day after day, and not get worn out.  If you have the desire and willpower, you can burn calories all day long, like the guys in Born to Run.

High-Intensity Interval Training

When it comes to efficiency in burning calories, high-intensity training is leaps and bounds ahead of cardio.  Why is that?  EPOC, dude, EPOC!  That stuff I was talking about before.  Essentially, when you do high-intensity interval training (HIIT), your body and metabolism function at a higher rate of burned calories for hours and hours afterwards.  What does that mean? It means you’re burning calories while sitting on your ass playing Modern Warfare 2 or re-watching Lost Season 5 (not that I’m doing this currently, or anything like that).  You can read all about HIIT here.

So, how the hell does that work exactly?

HIIT constantly forces your heart to adjust to changing conditions: sprints, jogging, sprints, jogging, up hills, down hills, etc.  Your heart learns to operate outside of its norm, and your body learns to adapt to these changes.  All of this changing and sprinting kicks your metabolism into high gear for hours after you finish exercising.  To quote Mark’s Daily Apple, a site that I love:

A study (PDF) from the University of New South Wales followed the fitness and body composition changes in 45 overweight women in a 15-week period. The women were divided into two groups and assigned interval or continuous cycling routines. The interval “sprint” cycling group performed twenty minutes of exercise, which repeated eight seconds of “all out” cycling and then twelve seconds of light exercise. The continuous group exercised for 40 minutes at a consistent rate. At the end of the study, the women in the interval group had lost three times the body fat as the women in the continuous exercise group. (An interesting note: the interval group’s loss in body fat came mostly from the legs and buttocks area.)

Three times the amount of fat loss and half of the exercise time? Sounds good to me.  If you sift through the rest of Mark’s article, you’ll find reference after reference discussing the benefits of varying your speed and intensity over straight normal cardio.  Now, the bad thing about HIIT is that it takes your body quite a bit of time to recover, and you can really only do it for 20-30 minutes at a time before you get too exhausted to continue.  The other bad thing about HIIT?  Your body will hate you after just 20 minutes.

Weight Training

So if cardio is decent for burning calories while you exercise, and high intensity interval training is more effective because it burns calories both during and after exercise, where does weight training come in?  Alwyn Cosgrove, a fitness expert whose opinion I highly respect, wrote a great article discussing the Hierarchy of Weight Loss loaded with numerous studies highlighting the benefits of weight training in comparison to cardio.  This is the best part:

Overweight subjects were assigned to three groups: diet-only, diet plus aerobics, diet plus aerobics plus weights. The diet group lost 14.6 pounds of fat in 12 weeks. The aerobic group lost only one more pound (15.6 pounds) than the diet group (training was three times a week starting at 30 minutes and progressing to 50 minutes over the 12 weeks).

The weight training group lost 21.1 pounds of fat (44% and 35% more than diet and aerobic only groups respectively). Basically, the addition of aerobic training didn’t result in any real world significant fat loss over dieting alone.

Thirty-six sessions of up to 50 minutes is a lot of work for one additional pound of fat loss. However, the addition of resistance training greatly accelerated fat loss results.

These are the lessons I’d take from this: what you eat is the most important thing when it comes to weight loss, aerobic training helps but not nearly as much as you’d think, and weight training when combined with the two is the most effective method to dropping pounds.

Now, what kind of exercises are best suited for this type of weight training for weight loss?  According to Alwyn, exercises that recruit the largest number of muscles (squats, lunges, kettlebell swings, squat thrusts, burpees, inverted rows, pull ups, and push ups).  Do any of these exercises sound familiar? (cough, NF beginner body weight workout and NF advanced body weight workout, cough).  By doing these exercises in a circuit without stopping, keeping your rep ranges in the 8-12 range, your body will get a super workout, you will build muscle, and you’ll burn calories at an accelerated rate for reportedly up to 38 HOURS after your exercise.

Want some more literature about how weight lifting is better than intervals (and way better than cardio)? Check out Alwyn’s interview on the Death of Intervals over on Jason Ferruggia’s site.  When it comes to performance, these fitness guys are two of the best in the business: no bull****, just results.

Is it that cut and dry?

Nope. Sure, if you keep the variable time as a constant, like 30 minutes of exercise, doing “metabolic resistance training” (a fancy term for weight lifting circuits) burns more calories than high intensity interval training, which burns more calories than straight cardio.  However, due to the stressful nature of Weight Training and HIIT, you can really only do those activities for 30-45 minutes before your body gives up and needs a few days to recover.  Cardio doesn’t have as nearly as stressful an impact on your body, so you can go for hours and hours and hours and do it again the next day (provided your body is in shape).

Medhi over Stronglifts highlights this uber-important fact in a great post called Why HIIT Is NOT Better For Fat Loss.  Essentially, because you can only do so much HIIT or weight training, you can only burn so many calories before your body wears out.  If time isn’t a factor for you, and you don’t mind spending more time in the gym on a daily basis, you can burn way more calories doing steady cardio than with just 30 minutes of weight training three days a week.

Judge’s Verdict

My decision on what you should do certainly depends on your fitness level, how much time you can devote to exercise daily, and what you actually LIKE to do. Remember: above all else, your diet is king.  Eat poorly and none of the above matters.  Eat right, eat real foods, and exercise, and you’ll get better.  Here is my advice to you:

Do cardio if:

  • You really enjoy the treadmill or elliptical, or you just really like running
  • You have all the time in the world
  • You’re just getting started and don’t really know what you’re doing

Do HIIT if:

  • You don’t like lifting weights, but you still want to burn calories as quickly as possible
  • You only have a limited amount of time every day
  • You like pushing your body to its limits.

Do circuit weight training if:

  • You want to build muscle while burning calories
  • You like burning calories while sitting on your butt.
  • You’re not afraid of lifting weights.

Honestly though, this is just the science-y stuff.  Ultimately, I just want you to be happy and healthy, which means it’s up to you to find a great combination of the three methods above that keep you smiling and keep the weight off consistently.  Luckily, there’s no 100% perfect way to get in shape, so find something that you love and stick with it.  If it ain’t workin for ya, take some advice from this post and see what kind of results you get.

If you’ve spent months doing steady-cardio, try varying the speeds and intensity every once and a while.  If you’re afraid of lifting weights, give it a shot once or twice a week and see if the weight starts to come off quicker.  Try adding some basic cardio into your weight lifting routine on off days to knock off a few more calories.  Most importantly, eat better!

What say you, nerds?  Are you a cardio lover?  Weight-lifter for life?  Where have you seen the most success?

Let’s hear it.



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The Definitive Nerd Fitness Workout Playlist

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Does music ever make you feel like this?

It does for me, which is great because music happens to be a huge part of my life.  My day job involves producing floating music festivals on cruise ships (watch a spur-the-moment commercial I made on one of our cruises last week), I go to a few concerts a month, I play both guitar and piano, and I have a playlist in my iTunes for practically every occasion: for work, while studying or reading, when at a party, while falling asleep, and most importantly for working out.

I’m convinced that I can lift five to ten pounds more when listening to the right song. Unfortunately, because my gym loves to play Taylor Swift techno remixes all the time (don’t ask), I’ve resorted to bringing my own iPod and loading up my own workout playlist.  Put in the headphones, keep my head down, and take care of business.  I figured today would be a good day for me to highlight what’s on that playlist and ask you what I should add to it.

Steve’s Nerd Fitness Workout Playlist

This is what I listen to when lifting weights.  Feel free to make fun of anything in here you don’t like, as that’s what’s music is all about: making fun of others who listen to things different than you :).

There you have it – Steve’s proven formula to get pissed off and pumped up: some generic angst-y alt rock and hip hop.  What songs did I leave out?  What am I missing?  Let’s help create a cool list of songs for all readers.  Maybe when I have time I can turn it into an iMix on iTunes or something.  Only time will tell…

Now it’s your turn. What do you listen to when you work out?  Do you need happy music or angry music?

Let’s hear it!



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The Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! Guide to Becoming Quasi-Famous and Inspiring Others

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Please tell me you’ve played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! for the NES.

If you have, then you’ll understand when I say that it’s one of the games that defined my childhood. I can’t count the dozens and dozens of hours I spent working my way through the different circuits, beating the crap out of Glass Joe, trying to dodge Bald Bull’s charge, and watching in awe as Iron Mike Tyson knocked me out with a single punch. Sure it’s a fun game, easy to play and almost impossible to master, but there’s one reason above all others that this game really resonated with me:

It’s a damn good underdog story.

Little Mac, the main character in Punch-Out!!, is five foot nothin’, a hundred and nothin’, and has hardly a speck of athletic ability (to loosely quote Rudy, another great underdog story). Sure he’s not the biggest guy, definitely not the most talented, and he trains by running the streets of NYC in a pink jumpsuit (come on!). However, whatever Little Mac lacks in ability and talent, he sure makes up for with intelligence, determination, and heart:

  • Intelligence to defeat more talented fighters by outsmarting them.
  • Determination to get get up after being knocked down.
  • Heart to truly believe he could go from a nobody to heavyweight champion of the world with enough hard work.

There’s just something awesome about a simple dude from humble beginnings who goes onto accomplish greatness, especially a guy that most of us nerds can relate to. Yup, I feel so strongly about this that I ended the previous sentence with a preposition.  That’s how I roll. But enough about grammar; let’s move onto the real reason I wrote today’s article:

I want you to be the next great underdog success story.

I want you to be the next big thing, because I truly believe you can turn your life around and inspire others.  This country’s weight problem continues to go in the wrong direction, so it’s up to us to reverse the mojo one person at a time. Whether you become a inspiration for just your circle of friends, your coworkers, or for hundreds of thousands of people, if your story can motivate just one person to make a change and get healthy then you’re a hero in my book.

Here is your step-by-step guide to becoming the next Little Mac:

  1. Decide that you want to make a change. This is incredibly important – if your head isn’t in it for the right reason, you won’t succeed. Find something that will inspire you to make a change – your kids, your family, your girlfriend or boyfriend, whatever. Find the motivation you need, every single day, to level up your life.
  2. Set specific, obtainable goals. Now that your your mind is made up, it’s time for you to start setting goals for your journey. “I want to lose weight” isn’t going to cut it. “I want to lose 50 pounds by June” is a specific goal that you can get behind.  Once you’ve set your goals, you can tailor your diet and workout towards reaching them. If you have a goal to lose a certain amount of weight by a certain amount of time, break that down into months/weeks so you know if you’re on track or if you need to make adjustments.
  3. Weigh in and take a picture. You might hate the way you look and hate being in front of a camera, but still take a picture of yourself.  You don’t have to show it to anybody or put it up on a website or anything like that. Hell, you don’t even have to look at it. Just hold onto it. Secondly, weigh yourself, first thing in the morning, and make a note of what time and what day of the week you do it.
  4. Tell somebody you’re making a change. Some people (like Tyler at and Steve at have made websites to track their diets, workouts, and weigh-ins to keep themselves accountable. If you’re interested in starting a website, you can launch a free blog over at to get the ball rolling (buy an official domain name if you’re serious about going global with your story).  If you DON’T want to start a website, feel free to tell family, friends, or co-workers that you’re getting in shape and that you would love their support. These are the people who will keep you accountable and keep you motivated.
  5. Keep your stats on a consistent basis. Because you live with yourself every single day (you lucky dog), you probably don’t realize any changs when you start to look different (if you’re losing weight and exercising), so comparing before and after pictures on a monthly/weekly basis will really help you see how far you’ve come.  Secondly, when dealing with the anonymity of the internet, these pictures do wonders for your credibility.
  6. Ask for help when you need it. If you have a blog, write about your struggles. If you have friends, tell them what’s working and what’s not. If you’re keeping this all to yourself, tell me and I’ll do what I can.
  7. Inspire Others – As you start to get in shape, might start to receive emails and comments from friends (or strangers if online) offering support or asking questions.  Go out of your way to respond to every single one of them: these are the people who you could inspire down the road.

They say people who are most successful in life are often those who are too busy to be looking for it. I doubt when Tyler set out to lose 150 pounds he thought his life would change the way it did.  Initially, he just wanted to lose weight and take care of his family.  Look at him now: sponsorships, TV and radio appearances, and thousands of lives impacted.  It’s an awesome story, and one from which you can learn.  I firmly believe this next statement.

Why Not You?

Sounds simple enough, right? 

Why not lose some weight and inspire others to do the same!  I bet you have some reservations about telling your story and putting yourself out there.  I understand that the internet is a scary place and you might not be ready to step into the spotlight.  That’s fine!  You don’t have to plan to end up on television selling products on infomercials or anything like that.  As I’ve said previously, if you manage to only to motivate just one other person, you’re already If you’re going to lose weight, I think you should document your success and failures in case you DO have a dramatic transformation.

In case you’re not aware, there are hundreds of thousands of people in your exact same situation, struggling with the same things you’re struggling with, looking for motivation to succeed.  I want you to be that person – lead by example and those around you might just do the same.  Positive peer pressure and momentum are two very powerful influences in healthy living.

Share Your Story, Help Others Do the Same

This is what I need you to do.  If you have a blog, please let the community know what it is so they can follow your progress. If you don’t have a blog, simply leave a comment about your successes, failures, and goals for the future.

I want to make an impact on as many lives as possible by helping Nerd Fitness become something bigger than just a blog post twice a week.  I want to help facilitate a kick-ass community of awesome people improving their lives, helping one another, and inspiring others to follow in their footsteps.

Please tell me your story, I can’t wait to hear about it.

So who wants to play some Punch-Out!!?



Reader Spotlight: From World of Warcraft to the World of Wildland Firefighting

While you’re reading this, I’m getting ready to go on another cruise for my job with Sixthman. This week, it’s Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Simple Man Cruise, a cruise loaded with southern rock legends and upcoming bands.

While I’m out cruising through the Caribbean, I figured today would be a good time to introduce you to Alexander, a 25 year old Wildland Firefighter from Salt Lake City, Utah. Essentially, Alexander went from being an online hero in World of Warcraft to a real life hero in the world of wildland firefighting. This is quite the lengthy read but pretty freaking cool, so set aside 15 minutes when you get a chance to read through it all.

Alexander’s Story

Hi, I’m Alexander.

Like many people my age, I was raised on video games. Instead of team sports and learning to hunt, I was finding raiding parties and calculating drop rates. There is nothing wrong with the wide world of virtual sports. However, I feel there is a side of man that is lost when he delves too deep into the virtual world. You can see it in the fitness and health levels of our peers. Obesity is rampant. Real world communication skills are being left by the wayside. Our connection to our bodies and nature is deteriorating with every new app that is developed. I found Nerd Fitness and realized I had found a group of kindred sprits: people who wanted to make that connection with their bodies again, but retain the wonderful world of geek.

Settling for “Meh.”

My typical days used to go like this: Get up, speedily take a shower, eat some captain crunch, and rush downstairs to cram a little gaming in before I had to go off to my retail job. I was a paint salesman at a local paint store. Not terribly exciting or lucrative, but I could fund my geeky endeavors well enough.

While at work, I would usually “nourish” myself with a run to Carl’s Jr. or Del Taco. As soon as I returned home, I would glue myself right to that computer or console until it was unreasonably late and do the whole process again the next day. Dinner usually consisted of whatever my mom was making that evening. Everything seemed great. Living in my parents basement, playing lots of video games with my friends. I had a girlfriend who tolerated my geeky obsessions. I felt content.

However, as I started into my 23rd level (year) on this planet, I began to feel a growing emptiness. I couldn’t put my finger on it. After all, I had the life! What did I possibly have to be empty about? I noticed my family was beginning to irritate me more often. My normal activities didn’t seem to fulfill me any longer. I felt antsy and nervous playing video games, as if I were doing something wrong. 14 to 16 hours of World of Warcraft didn’t feel acceptable anymore. I was skinny. I didn’t feel healthy. I didn’t feel alive. The answer to every question in my life was “Meh.” As Khalil Gibran so eloquently put it, “Desire is half of life. Indifference is half of death.”

Something had to be done.

I began searching. I wanted to fill this emptiness. I searched the internet and only found people selling magic cure all pills or juvenile advice from Ask Yahoo. I tried different hobbies. Piano. Started running more often. Ran 3 marathons. Nothing seemed to help.

I thought to myself, “Maybe I need a fulfilling career. People always say a fulfilling career is important.” I had obtained my Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) license a few years back in search of some excitement. While I found some of EMT life exciting, a lot of it is cleaning up vomit and arguing with hobos. But I digress.

The Wildland Quest

Screen shot 2010-01-20 at 3.35.21 PMWhile working on the ambulance, I had heard mention of something called, “Wildland.” Just the word sounded intriguing. So I investigated further. From what I could tell, these “Wildland Firefighters” climbed up and down burning mountain sides with chainsaws slung over their shoulders, cutting down trees and ordering around aircraft. That sounded like it could fill some emptiness!

I found a local fire department who had a Wildland division. I was informed that in order to be considered for an interview, I had to pass a physical test. 1.5 miles ran in under 11:30.

“No problem!” I thought to myself. “I’m a runner for Crom’s sake!” Sure enough, the trials rolled around, and I passed them with flying colors. Then it was onto the interview. I traveled to the fire department and had my panel interview. I’d been through plenty of interviews. This will be no problem right?


I did not wear a tie, I was red and flushed, and I stumbled over all of my words. I gave cliché’ answers to their questions and did not let my personality show through. I was not hired. I was devastated.

This was the turning point.

I will say it again: failure was my turning point. It is an important lesson to learn in life. You will benefit and develop far more from your failures than from any of your successes. I had finally begun to understand it. The metamorphosis had begun. I had found what I needed to fill that void in my life. A quest! A quest to become like the heroes I had always pretended to be, but in real life. “Meh” was no longer an acceptable answer to any question, and I knew it.

Hero Class: Wildland Firefighter

Up until this point, fitness had been a secondary aspect of my life. Despite having two Ironman / sponsored bike racers for uncles, my passion for fitness did not extend much further than running.

I never enjoyed weight lifting, no matter how many times I tried it. Despite my desire to have a muscular body, I never had the true fire to follow through.

My defeat became my fire. I was now determined to succeed at obtaining a spot on the 2009 season, Unified Fire Authority, Wildland Fire Crew. I set specific goals for myself. I began lifting weight and running daily. I didn’t change my diet very much, for at the time I didn’t understand how vital it was to fitness. I trained hard, I didn’t want any reason to exist to not be hired. I started forming relationships with local firefighters and learning more about the job.

Spring of 2009 rolled around, and it was time for attempt #2. When I arrived, I was informed that the cut off time had been lowered this year to 10:30. This was due to the high volume of applications they had received to be a firefighter. Over 200 applications had been received to fill 12 spots. I knew I had to give it my all, so I pushed through all 5 and 1/2 laps in 09:30 minutes and lapped two people. On to the interview.

This time I wasn’t taking any chances. I had any of my firefighter friends call the station and make a recommendation on my behalf. I had practiced my answers to the interview questions. I wore a tie. I remained calm. The interview went well. I was hired.

Now the real work began.

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Fireline Fitness: FINISH HIM!

Now that I’ve bored you with my life story, lets get down to the meat and potatoes of the matter. Wildland Firefighter Fitness. I thought I was in shape for this job. Then I worked out with the guys. Here’s what we did and what happened. First of all, we have a certified Crossfit trainer on our crew, which meant many of our workouts consisted of Crossfit circuit training.

Here’s one of the workouts that we do on occasion: Draw from a deck of cards,
Where the value of the card equals the reps of the exercise and the suit of the card equals the exercise.

• Hearts = Sprint a given distance
• Clubs = Pushups
• Spades = Leg Lifts
• Diamonds = Pullups
• Joker = 15 burpees

Brutal. Not only do we do lots of these bodyweight exercises, but we also do tons of sprints, weight lifting, and hiking through the woods with 50-80 pounds of equipment (Helmets, tools, water filled, gas cans, chain saws, and packs). A lot of us even play team sports together like Rugby, Ultimate Frisbee, and Softball.

I finally Change My Diet

trainingOn an average day on the fireline, a Wildland Firefighter is likely to burn anywhere from 4000-6500 calories a day. This means the food he must consume must be of high nutritional value, for every bit of it is going to be used up. During my first season, I did not change my diet much- I simply just ate a lot more of the stuff I was used to eating.

However, once the season ended, I inquired to the CrossFit trainer as to what I should eat in the offseason, and he recommended I switch to either the Zone Diet or a Paleo Diet – no bread, very little sugars, some fruit, unlimited vegetables, lots of meat, lots of seeds and nuts, and tons of water, coffee and tea. As a result, my body fat percentage has decreased greatly with a good deal of muscle definition developing. Once I began to understand how the body broke down nutrients, I really started to see results.


Due to my recent plunge into wildland firefighting I have found a new fire for life. My previously developing gut has been stopped and reversed. I gained a healthy 15 pounds of muscle.

I have more energy than I ever. I spend more time focusing on training and fitness and less on video games. I feel fulfilled and have set up a system for a achieving goals. Its basically a quest system, but for life. I write my quest on a white board, and the things I have to do to complete that quest. I achieve it. Erase it and replace it with the next one.

I look at myself like a character sheet. I have a level, a class, stats (STR DEX CON etc.) that I always want to improve. I have a skill section that I want to add too. I use movie characters for inspiration.

I have come to the realization that Nerdiness does not need to be left by the wayside in order to become a healthier and more whole person. It simply need to be channeled and used as a tool and means to an end, as a opposed to an end in itself! We are intelligent people. Intelligence can be harnessed into braun!

A Few More Questions

Steve asked me some interview questions I thought I’d include at the end here.

Q: Favorite videogame of all time?
A: Starcraft. People are still playing this game in tournaments. Its replayablity is unmatched. Its just an all around great game and a classic that is has been fine tuned over 10 years.

Q: Are you playing any game right now?
A: Borderlands! Roleplaying + Guns = Awesome. Simple concept executed very well. Lots of fun builds to make. Great co-op action.

Q: If you could have one superpower, what would it be, and why?
A: Tied between invulnerability and the ability to fly. Both would enable me to do all sorts of heroic things. That is what I would do with a superpower, just go around and find people to help.

Q: What’s your movie to live by?
A: 300, hands down. Love your woman. Love your children. Fight with and for your brothers in battle. Have convictions. Be rugged. Don’t complain. Face and revel the challenges of life!

Q: If you had to give one piece of advice to a complete stranger, what would it be?
A: Always remember, the past no longer exists. The future is not certain to come. You could die at any moment, for any reason. Treat every moment as if it were your last. Are you living up to your potential? Are you grateful for every moment? Are you living the way you want to be remembered?

Thanks Alexander! Readers, if you’re interested in hearing more about his story, you can shoot him an email at

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