Everybody in the world thinks they know best when it comes to fitness. Of course, like 90% of people have no idea what they’re talking about, so you need to be careful who you get your advice from or you could be either wasting your time or even hurting yourself without knowing it. Here are a few examples:
In my gym, there is an aerobics instructor that teaches a full class of step aerobics. The guy teaches a class every night…AND HE HAS A HUGE GUT. If I was interested in getting into shape, I certainly wouldn’t take a class from a guy that’s out of shape because clearly it’s not working. Would you take personal trainer lessons from a guy that’s really out of shape?
I was doing dips the other day at the gym and some random dude came up to me to lecture on how I should be doing the exercise. He went on and on and on about how much farther I should drop my shoulders at the bottom. After he left, I kept doing them the way I’ve always done them; why? because doing them his way would destroy my shoulders and possibly cause long term damage. Keep this in mind: just because a guy is giving you advice in the gym doesn’t mean he has ANY idea what he’s talking about.
Hydroxy-cut was recently pulled off the shelves because it apparently caused all kinds of liver problems for a small percent of its users. These products were on the market for over seven years before finally getting pulled off the shelf. What products are out there today that will get pulled seven years from now for screwing up people’s insides?
Open a Muscle and Fitness magazine, and you’ll see ads for every supplement under the sun, pictures of body-builders, many of them probably on steroids, and routines that require you to spend 5 hours a day in the gym. Unless you want to look like those guys, you’re not the target audience for the magazine and probably won’t get much from their advice.
If you’re just starting out with fitness, all of these issues with false information and false advertising can be intimidating. Now, I’m not saying “only read Nerd Fitness and only get your advice from this site,” because there are still plenty of great sites/books/people out there who are full of great information. I’m just saying be smart when you get advice from a source. On Nerd Fitness, the advice and recommendations I give come from first hand experience. I won’t endorse a product, routine, diet, supplement, or another website unless it’s something I’d use myself. If I am endorsing something, it’s because I’ve done it and it works.
If you go to the gym, if you read a muscle magazine, if you hear through the grapevine about this amazing weight loss pill or miracle workout, do your research before you put all your eggs in that basket. As with everything else in life, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
I promise that I’ll continue to do my research before posting an article. It’s very tough to find 100% reliable information out there, so shoot me an email at email@example.com if you come across something you’re considering but not sure about and I’ll give you a straight answer. If I don’t know the answer right away, I’ll do the research to make sure you don’t waste your money on a crappy product or do serious damage to yourself. Just know that the advice I give will always lean towards “better safe than sorry,” because I just don’t thinks health risks are worth the extra few pounds lost or muscle gained.
Life is too damn short. Why not have fun with fitness, be safe, and feel good about yourself?
I finally buckled down and got Nerd Fitness 2.0 off the ground. Sure most of the changes are cosmetic, but what’s wrong with looking good, right? Plus, now you can see my face on the home page, so you can tell who the hell is writing these things every day.
I added some survey functionality so I can add a poll at the end of posts to get your thoughts on the article.
For those of you on Twitter, it’s now really easy to tweet a post you like. Just click the retweet button at the bottom of the post and there you have it!
At the top of the page, I’ll be working on posting the best articles in each category, followed by a whole section just for newbies trying to get started.
I’ve finally recovered from the Olympic workout from last Thursday, so I’m ready to get back in the gym this morning and bust my ass.
Other than being freaking tired, it’s nice when you actually feel good on a Monday.
Last night, my friend and mentor Mike Rickett was in town to teach some personal trainer certification classes, and asked if I’d be interested in working out with him while he’s in town. Mike is the guy I go to with all of my fitness questions. He has trained everybody from high school athletes to world-class Olympians, so I knew I was in for something that would kick my ass. When he told me we were only going to do four exercises and be done in 25 minutes, I couldn’t wait to see what the hell we could do that would destroy me in such a short amount of time. Welp, 25 minutes later, my shirt was drenched and sweat was literally pouring off my face in buckets. What the heck did I do that has me sore all over today? This is how sore I am; my forearms hurt every time I type word in this damn blog.
To borrow from this Men’s Health article: “Olympic lifts, as they’re called, have no equal for developing speed, flexibility, and coordinated, total-body strength and muscle.” Sounds good to me! Also, Olympic lifters, on average, have the highest vertical leaps of all athletes. Ever wanted to dunk a basketball? This is what you need to be doing. Every single muscle in your body will be worked to lift more weight than you’ve ever lifted, in a much quicker fashion. Also, because you’re doing all of these exercises with such speed, you’re recruiting every Fast-Twitch muscle fiber, which has the greatest capacity for increased size and strength (you can read about fast twitch vs. slow twitch muscles here). I have no desire to look like a heavyweight Olympic lifter, but the thought of lifting tons of weight, becoming more powerful, faster, stronger, and have the ability to jump much higher sounds freaking awesome.
We did the Jerk, the Clean, the Snatch (stop laughing), and then the Clean and Jerk. For almost all of these exercises I was just using the bar (45 lbs) because I wanted to make sure I could get the form down properly before attempting with serious weight. Mike told me for some of these exercises it will take a good year before I have the form down perfectly. I’ve never left a gym more excited or sweaty than last night. I did 4 sets of each exercise, for a total of 8 reps. I made sure to err on the side of caution by just doing exercises with the bar until I got the form down properly.
The Jerk, The Clean
These are generally done together for the “clean and jerk,” which is explained below, but the two movements that make them are called the clean (picking up the bar from the ground and bringing it up to your shoulders), and the the jerk (pressing the weight from your shoulders over your head). Now, don’t think of these movements as just a dead lift, and then a shoulder press. Speed and form are of the utmost importance in these exercises, allowing you to lift crazy amounts of weight in just a few seconds. We warmed up with these to get my body used the movements so I could do the next two exercises (which are done in the Olympics).
Think of the snatch as a deadlift, barbell shrug, jump squat, and overhead squat, all done in one motion. Sounds complicated? It is, which is why you should watch the video below. If you’re going to attempt this on your own, study this video over and over again and do it with a very light weight until you have the form down properly. Keep your abs contracted the ENTIRE TIME so you don’t mess up your back. A strong core is crucial.
This is another one of those exercises that works your entire body in just a matter of seconds. Think of this one as a deadlift, upright row, front squat, and push press all done in a few seconds. Also complex, so this video below is a great resource to show you how to complete one properly. Sorry for the ads that show before the video, but it’s worth it:
After 4 sets of 8 reps for each exercise, I was exhausted and excited. After some dynamic stretching (an absolute must after lifting weights), I was ready to drink 8 gallons of water and eat an entire cow. No wonder most Olympic lifters eat like 8000 calories a day and have probably 5% body fat. I realize these are super advanced moves, and unless done with 100% proper form can result in serious injury, so attempt them at your own risk. If you are interested in getting started with Olympic lifting, I’d recommend asking your gym if there is a coach in the area who can give you a lesson so you start out on the right path. If you’re worried about injury, follow this workout to get most of the benefits without the huge risk of messing up your body. Stick with it, and eventually you might even be able to do something like this:
Two years ago, after reading Tim Ferris’s “4 Hour Workweek,” I bought the domain NerdFitness.com. It took me forever to finally take that catchy, clever domain and turn it into a legitimate site, but I did it! There’s a right way to approach fitness (healthy diet, enjoyable exercise) and there’s a wrong way (tons of supplements, paying ridiculous amounts of money expensive trendy infomercial equipment). I went through a lot of the wrong ways to get there the right way, and I want to make sure you don’t have to do the same.
I know how you feel: searching the internet for reliable fitness advice is like finding a needle in a haystack. The only sites I found were ones begging me to buy their product, telling me I could gain 60 lbs of muscle in two months (if I paid four payments of $99.99)! I’ve tried all kinds of different “get fit quick” schemes, and NONE of them worked. After getting certified as a personal trainer last year, I wanted to create a place where people could get legitimate information on being healthy and actually have fun with it. You won’t find any quick-fitness schemes on here, because I know none of them work and I won’t waste your time.
The most important thing I want people to take away from this website is that you are responsible for yourself. You and only you are accountable for your actions: not your genetics, your job, your wife, global warming, or the economy. It’s your life, and you’re more than entitled to live it exactly how you want, but don’t go blaming ANYBODY when things aren’t going your way. Solutions, not excuses! Can’t afford a gym membership because of the economy? Go to a park and do pull ups on monkey bars at your kid’s school. Don’t have time to exercise? Bull****. If you want it bad enough, you will find a way. People that shut their mouths and “play the hand they’re dealt” go on to do great things. I want to be inspired by those people, and I want to inspire others that have the power to become those people.
Now, doing this stuff all on your own sucks. You’re probably surrounded by friends who eat like crap and do nothing, co-workers who get mad at you for not eating birthday cake for the third time this week, and we all have that inner-sloth just begging us to go back to bed, skip today’s workout, and swing through Burger King on the way home from work. That’s why this site exists, to help people stay on the path and stay motivated.
I can’t wait until Nerd Fitness is fully realized as a living, breathing tribe of ridiculously strong, intelligent people all helping each become better versions of themselves. I’m certainly not the world’s best expert on health and fitness, but I have a real passion for helping people improve their lives, I great grasp of what this community can become, and I know how we can get there. Unfortunately, I have a full-time job and normal life to live, so NerdFitness 2.0 (and ultimately 3.0) has taken longer than expected. Please know that I have a plan, and the wheels are in motion.
Until then, I hope you guys will keep reading every day, because I will continue writing every day. All I ask is that you email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know how I can help.
Thanks for your support, now let’s get after it.
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Alright guys, this article is going to jump into the more scientific side of fitness, but it’s still fascinating and something you should know.
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be able to run ridiculously fast for a short period of time, or do you want to be able to run for hours and hours without wearing down? Believe it or not, your muscles are composed of certain fibers that are already destined to be one or the other. However, with enough proper training you can actually control how much of each type of fiber you have in that body of yours. What are these fibers?
Type I Fibers
Type I fibers are “slow twitch” fibers. They use oxygen to fire, and they take longer to get going, but they can go for a longer period of time without getting tired. The force per contraction on these muscle fibers is spread out over time. People who have trained for marathons and enjoy running long distances (not me) will have a higher percentage of Type I fibers (that are more efficient) than a sprinter or a couch potato.
Type IIb Fibers
Type IIb fibers are “fast twitch” fibers. These fire anaerobically (without oxygen), they fire extremely quickly, but they get tired easily.
Sprinters and most fast animals in nature (cheetahs, lions, deer, etc.) will have more “fast twitch” fibers: longer periods of rest, followed by ridiculous amounts of quick speed and energy. Guys loaded with Type IIb fibers will tire more easily on long distance runs, but they can definitely beat your ass off the line in a quick race. Because it’s such a great amount of force in such a short amount of time, these fibers are also used in weight training.
Type IIa Fibers
Fence riders…halfway between type I and Type IIb. These are equal parts aerobic and anaerobic. Not great at long distances, not great at sprinting, but pretty good for either. The “jack of all trades” muscle fiber, if you will.
Those are your three different types of muscles fibers. You’re born with these fibers in certain proportions, and they will affect how successful you are at either developing as a long distance guy, or a sprinter guy. Most bodies have 50% of Type 1 and 50% of Type 2 (A and B), but many elite athletes (world class marathon runners, Olympic sprinters) can have up to 80% of one or the other. Obviously a sprinter with 80% fast twitch fibers will have a better chance of being fast than somebody with only 30% fast twitch fibers.
Your muscle fiber composition is already built into your genetics. It’s like picking a random race whenever you start playing an RPG: initially, you already have certain strengths and weaknesses (stamina and strength vs. intelligence and wisdom, etc.), but by the end of the game you’ve done enough leveling that you can erase those differences and mold your guy into exactly what you want.
The real world is no different. This study suggests that it’s possible through training to adjust the levels of each of your types of muscle fibers. If yo genetics say you should be a sprinter, but you really want to run marathons…enough training will make your muscles conform and function better with increased amounts of Type II fibers. Of course, had you been born with 80% slow twitch muscles your path to better marathons might be easier, but you can still get there…you just need to bust your ass and work harder!
Moral of the story: your genetics might have you already set up to be better at one thing or the other, but hat doesn’t mean you don’t have a choice. Do what makes you happy, and with enough persistence and solid training you can control how your muscles function. Personally, the thought of running really fast excites me more than running for a really long time, so that’s how my training is directed. Plus, looking like a sprinter isn’t a bad side effect.
I walked into a gym today and saw a really big fat guy with a huge gut put on a weight belt to do bicep curls and bench presses. I’m sure he thinks he’s helping keep himself, and unless he’s had serious back surgery he’s dead wrong. I’m here to tell you that weight belts are a waste of time and are probably doing you far more harm than good.
Weight Belts – Years ago, I almost bought a weight belt because my back would hurt while doing squats (even though I was probably only lifting a hundred pounds). Turns out, unless you’ve had a serious back injury, your lower back should only ‘hurt’ while doing squats if you do them wrong! If you do them correctly, you’ll be working the hell out of your legs and your lower back all at the same time. While wearing a weight belt, you’re depriving your body of using all of those tiny stabilizer muscles to keep the weight steady while raising it and lowering it. Sure, you might be able to lift more, but your lower back will have the strength of a 10 year-old girl. Not an ideal situation, especially if you have a 10 year old daughter for reference.
Now, when you lift weights without a belt, you have to recruit extra muscle fibers just to keep the weight steady. This is also why I’ll only recommend free weights instead of machines. Machines only let you lift in two directions, while free weights will use far more muscles to keep the weight steady. Stick with free weights, and no belt! Don’t believe me?
People without back problems don’t get any protective benefit from wearing a belt.
If you’re injured while wearing one, your injury could be far more severe.
Belts increase your blood pressure if they’re worn properly. Suck!
Belts change your lifting styles, often screwing up your form in order to lift the weight. Not cool.
If you have lower back problems on squats, then your lower back isn’t strong enough to support the weight, even if your legs are. My recommendation? Decrease the weight, and really concentrate on strengthening your core before building up the weight on your squats. Instead of spending money on a weight belt, spend money on a single personal training session and make sure you’re performing all exercises with PERFECT FORM and you’ll be far better off in the long run.
Now, if you HAVE had lower back problems/surgery, I highly recommend getting a doctor recommendation and exercising with a trainer after getting better to make sure the same thing doesn’t happen again.
Gloves - People wear gloves to get a better grip on the weight bar, or because they don’t want calluses on their hands. Personally, I think calluses make you feel more like a bad ass, and I’m guessing the guys at “the Art of Manliness” would agree with me.
When you pick up a bar without gloves and you feel your grip start to slip (not from sweat, but from your strength going), it’s because you haven’t developed your hands and forearms enough. As you lift heavier weights and work out the rest of your body, your hands and forearms will develop right along with them. Here’s a great article about gloves and their ‘need.’
I’m a big advocate of keeping things as natural in the gym as possible. Stay away from machines, don’t add accessories to help you unless you absolutely need them. Stay away from weight belts, and wear gloves if you feel like you need them. You can get by without using either.
Last night I had the chance to see “Up,” the newest film from masterpiece makers Pixar. As usual, the film was preceded by a quick five minute short, this one entitled “Partly Cloudy.” Although not as good as last year’s “Presto,” which had me laughing literally from the first frame to the end credits, “Partly Cloudly” managed to get quite a few chuckles, awwws, and the occasional belly laugh. Enough about the pre-movie, let’s talk about the main event.
Up is a Pixar movie through and through. Incredible visuals, a soundtrack that perfectly sets the mood for each scene, and at least 20-30 moments where you shake your head in admiration at how clever these guys are! I mean, this movie was better acted and provided more emotion and inspiration than any movie I’ve seen recently, and it’s all done with computer generated graphics. I do have to warn you: after a comical five minute introduction to our main character, a young and enthusiastic Carl Fredericksen, the next 15 minutes are surprisingly dark and will tug at your heartstrings, daring you not to cry. However, after the extremely sad beginning, the movie gets going and you’re allowed to smile once again. We’re introduced to Carl as he is today: a grumpy old man in the twilight years of life, bearing a striking resemblance to Brooks from the Shawshank Redemption. His childhood dreams of adventuring in South America have been replaced with waking up, eating breakfast, getting ready, and then sitting on his front porch to leer at passersby.
After he’s told he must vacate his house, this former balloon salesman decides to take matters into his own hands, tying thousands upon thousands of balloons to it and floats off into the great unknown, seeking adventure, all by himself. Or so he thought. Neighborhood kid Russell, dealing with abandonment issues of his own, needs only one more merit badge, “Assisting the Elderly,” to complete his scout training and get promoted to senior Adventure Explorer. What begins as a strained (but funny) relationship expands into the kind of grandfather-grandson bond that makes you go “awwwww.” Russell’s comedic timing, funny one liners, and a level of naive optimism that can only come from a kid provide great contrast to the pessimistic defeatist attitude of our old protagonist. Throw in gorgeous scenery, talking dogs (one of which steals every scene he’s in), a bird named Kevin, and some great action sequences and we have another Pixar hit on our hands. Kids will love the talking animals, funny noises, and slapstick humor, while Adults will laugh, cry, and probably reevaluate their own hopes and dreams. It’s so good that it works extremely well on both levels.
I fully recommend this movie to anybody and everybody, no matter what age. “Up” proves that it’s never to late to start an adventure, no matter how old you are. I left the theater with a big smile on my face and a huge desire to go on some adventures of my own; better start saving now.
Thanks Pixar, you’ve done it again.
Where does this fit in the Pixar Hierarchy? I’d say ahead of Ratatouille, Cars, a Bug’s Life, and the Incredibles…behind Finding Nemo and Toy Story, and right up there with Monsters Inc. and WALL-E.
Yesterday, I stepped on the scale over at my gym and weighed in at 184, one pound short of my target weight. Yeah, it sucks to come up one pound short. But you know what, I still managed to put on 11 freaking pounds (mostly muscle) in only 2 months, and I now weigh more than I ever have in the past. All of you people out there trying to lose weight are probably pissed off at me right now for talking about how tough it is to gain weight; please realize that it’s probably as hard for you to lose weight as it is for me to gain weight. I didn’t eat junk food, I didn’t eat whatever and whenever; I eat probably the same way a person does who’s trying to lose weight, I just have to buy twice as much of it and spend twice as much time eating it.
How did I manage to put on 11 healthy pounds in 8 weeks? I followed this full-body routine 3 days a week in the gym, got some exercise on the two other weekdays, and I ate between 3700 and 4000 calories a day. LOTS of grilled chicken, pasta, lean ground beef, peanut butter sandwiches on whole wheat bread, protein shakes and meal replacement shakes in between actual meals, brown rice, asparagus, apples, orange juice, salads, etc. Sure, I’d treat myself to the occasional meatball sub from Subway (terrible for me, I know, but LOADED with protein and carbs, two things I desperately needed), but for the most part for the past 8 weeks I ate healthy, I ate a lot of food, and I ate often.
So what do I do now? Well, for starters, I need to keep eating and exercising. If I slack off on either end, then my body will quickly revert to my old weight and all the hard work and dedication will have been for nothing. Why will it go back so quickly? It’s because your body, skeleton, organs, etc. all take approximately 6 months to get used to your new weight. Read more about this here.
Also, I’m going to set new goals. My new goals are to get up to 187 lbs (3lb. increase) and to drop my body fat % by 2 points by August 1st (2 months). By gaining 3 lbs, and losing 2 % of my body fat, I’ll have actually put on 6 total lbs. of muscle. Because this goal is less about gaining pounds and more about gaining muscle, I’m going to be adding in extra cardio sessions to my routine. Now, I hate cardio, I hate running long distances, so I’ll be working on finding the most effective cardio in the least amount of time: Sprints, jumping rope at a high speed, kicking my ass on the rowing, and eventually taking some capoeira classes will help me build only lean muscle and give me more energy. You’d be amazed how much you can sweat in only 20 minutes if you really push yourself.
There. Now that this blog is written, I have to be accountable for my actions. We’ll see how I do on August 1st!
And now for something completely different: E3 is this week (the most famous video game exposition of the year), and yesterday Star Wars: The Old Republic was announced. It’s a massively-mulitplayer online role playing game by the guys who made Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, and Jade Empire. Let’s hope the game is bad-ass, because the trailer is incredible:
I had an absolute blast writing these posts, and I’ll certainly be doing more of them in the future because I really enjoyed finding out what goes into preparing for a role in certain flicks. However, I want to make things clear; they were written with as much emphasis on entertainment as education. These are people who were paid millions of dollars to look like they do, had all the time and resources in the world, personal trainers, specialized diets, and great genetics. Oh, and they also already started off in incredible shape!
More often than not, after these movies were shot the actors quickly lost their figures because they couldn’t (and weren’t expected to) keep up the torrid pace of exercise and dieting that they had stuck with for months months.
What does this mean for you? The best analogy I could come up with involves playing a game like World of Warcraft or Everquest. You know how you make your character, and then you spend hours and hours and hours leveling up, getting better stuff, fighting tougher enemies, etc? It takes forever, but you have a blast doing it and you really get that sense of accomplishment when you make it to the highest level. There’s always going to be people that have more time to play than you do, or have better resources, but you’re still happy because you’re playing with friends, you’re doing it at your own pace, and you have a life outside of the game (hopefully).
Then there are powerlevelers: these guys already started out ahead and spent lots of money to ‘twink’ their characters, making them far more powerful than if they were playing legitimately. Hell, sometimes they even pay other people to level their characters for them. They get to the highest level in record time and can probably kick your guy’s ass. You know what? Screw those guys. You made it to the top while having a job, you did it legitimately, and you’re having fun with it. That’s what’s important.
Fitness is no different. If you really want to look like King Leonidas, go for it. Just know that it might take you a really freaking long time to get there because you simply can’t dedicate eight hours a day to being in shape. I think it’s okay with setting lofty goals because you’re more likely to bust your ass to achieve them. If you say you want to lose 5 lbs, you’ll half-ass it because “hey, it’s only 5 lbs.” However, if you say you want to lose 80 lbs, cut your body fat percentage, and run a marathon, then you’ll make some serious changes to your lifestyle to make it happen. Have the lofty goals, but pair them with realistic expectations. If you’re a 300 lb 6ft 5inch guy, looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club probably won’t happen. Pick somebody with a similar body type to yours, and then set your goals from there. Once you know how you want to look like, factor in what you can actually get accomplished while still living your life.
Don’t know what your goals should be or how long it should take you to accomplish them? Shoot me an email at email@example.com and I’ll gladly answer any questions you have. Also, If you have any requests on future movie hero-workouts, post a comment or email me.
In today’s “How to Look Like A Superhero,” we’ll be checking out Brad Pitt’s routine to get in shape for the movie, Troy.
A few years back, you went to the movie theaters expecting to see the next epic, the next Gladiator, the next outlet for your macho, kick-ass, behavior. Instead, you got “Troy,” and you probably fell asleep during the boring middle parts. And then you got mad because they made both sides seem like the good guys, and you already knew how it was going to end, and yet you hoped it wouldn’t be THAT bad. But it was. The only thing worth watching again was that first scene where Achilles takes down the giant with one stab of his sword, which was freaking AWESOME.
So let’s say you decided you want to look like Achilles and you’re ready to hit the weights just like Brad did! Before you Google “Brad Pitt Troy workout,” know that everything you’ll find is either misleading or incorrect information. I’m sure one or more of the routines I’ve found is the correct one, but honestly I don’t like any of them. You’ll find routines that focuses exclusively on the upper body and completely ignores the lower body: a great way to look top-heavy and ridiculous. Secondly, you’re looking at a guy who had 7 months to train for this role and had a personal trainer, strength coach, stretching coach, masseuse, yoga coach, and more. So, rather than give you a routine that won’t work for most of you, I’d rather amend the listed routines and provide you with a better, healthier, safer routine that will still have you looking like you’re the best fighter in Greek history. Brad went from approximately 160 lbs. in Fight Club to 185 lbs in Troy, which means he had some serious muscle to build and weight to gain. As a thin guy with a very low body fat percentage, Brad’s metabolism most likely operated faster than the speed of light. In order to put on at least 20 lbs of muscle, he needed to break his pre-movie routine into two phases, commonly known as a “Bulk and Cut” routine.
When you’re very thin and looking to put on muscle mass, you will need to eat a LOT more than you’re eating, lift heavy weights, and keep your basic cardio to a minimum. Now, as you’re gaining muscle mass, you’ll also be gaining a little of fat. It’s inevitable. It’s okay though, that’s why this is called the “Bulk” phase. What you’ll want to do is concentrate on compound exercises (bench press, pull ups, deadlifts, and squats are the four biggies) to promote growth throughout your whole body. Although Brad only concentrated on his upper body, you’re going to NEED to do deadlifts and squats too; these exercises will pump up your legs and back, which happen to the be two parts of your body where you can gain the most weight the fastest.
To get the most out of these exercises, you should concentrate on completing between 12 and 6 reps with each set for each exercise, often training to absolute failure. Absolute failure = by the time you’re on your final rep of your last set for that exercise, it should feel like that’s the last possible thing you could lift. Heavy weights, lots of compound exercises, and minimal cardio. Cardio will take away from your weight gain. Instead, I’d recommend working your cardio into your routine by minimizing the amount of time in between sets, waiting no more than a minute before starting up again. To see a routine that I’m currently using with these principles in it (that has allowed me to gain 12 lbs in 7 weeks), read my blog here. Personally, I like training the whole body when I’m in the gym, and I imagine that’s how the warriors of old would have trained as well: not concentrating on sculpting their triceps, but rather concentrating on lifting heavy weights and getting ready to kill people!
Once Brad reached the correct amount of weight and strength he desired, he flipped a switch and spent 3 months working on cutting the fat off his body (hence the “cut” phase of the routine), leaving nothing except muscle on his body. You might think this is where you give up the weight training and just start running everywhere. Wrong. If you do that you’ll quickly lose all the muscle you just gained, because it takes your body 6 months to get used to its new weight and will quickly revert back to its old size if you stop. To keep your weight and cut your body fat, continue training with weights but incorporate more cardio and sprints into the routine to shed the excess weight. To get the most of out of your cardio in the lowest amount of time, read about interval training here.
Apparently Brad ate 4 meals a day that consisted of high amounts of protein and low amounts of carbohydrates. He also gave up smoking, drinking, and eating junk food. These three things right here are HUGE factors that contributed to Brad’s success in the gym and on the screen. Now, when it comes to the rest of his diet, I have to disagree with his trainers once again. Considering he was training for 3 hours a day, removing carbs from his diet robbed him of necessary energy to get through these grueling workouts! Also, I don’t think four meals a day is enough to give him constant protein throughout the day to build those muscles.
My suggestion? If you’re skinny and trying to bulk up, you need to be eating close to 4000 calories a day, and those 4000 calories should be composed of at least 1g of protein per lb of body weight and 1.5 to 2 times that number of grams of complex carbohydrates. Take these numbers, divide them by 6 or 7 (depending on how often you can eat), and that’s what you need to be eating close to ALL day long.
Here’s an sample of times when you need to eat:
7:30pm: Late night snack
10pm: Pre-bed snack
At each of these meals (including dinner), I’d aim to get AT LEAST 30 grams of protein, 45 grams of complex carbs, and 10-15 grams of good fats. Think lots of chicken, tuna, steak, eggs, protein shakes, and protein bars for your protein, and whole grain pasta, oats, brown rice, potatoes, and whole grain wheat bread for your complex carbs. Also, you can eat all the fruits and vegetables you want. I’d limit the amount of carbs you eat at the very end of the day (your last two meals) because studies have shown that your metabolism is slower at the end of the day (when you’re not exercising), so those carbs would get turned to stored fat while you sleep. As long as you’ve been exercising, the protein you eat at the end of the day will be used to rebuild your muscles while you sleep. If you’re worried that you’re eating too much, I guarantee you’re not – think about how tough it’s been your whole life to gain weight. If you put on a few extra pounds, it will probably take you only a few weeks to lose the ones you don’t want. When in doubt, eat.
After you’ve bulked up enough and you’re interested in shredding the excess fat from your body, I’d continue to eat every 2-3 hours and keep your intake of protein high. I’d cut some of the carbs from your diet, but make sure you’re still eating enough to give you energy to get through your workouts. I’d work on finding a balance between increased amounts of sprints and interval training for cardio and a decreased amount of calories until you find a good balance. You want your weight to remain constant and your body fat percentage to decrease.
There you have it! It might not be the exact Brad Pitt Troy workout you expected, but it will certainly get the job done (Trust me, I know…because it’s working for me right now as we speak). My advice: if you’re looking to follow a specific routine by following a specific celebrity, pick somebody other than the genetically gifted Brad Pitt. If you’re skinny and trying to bulk up, follow Ryan Reynolds for his transformation in Blade 3, and for you bigger guys looking to slim down, try Daniel Craig’s routine to prepare for Casino Royale. Just keep in mind that these guys had personal trainers and specific diet plans to get them where they needed to be. Expect to get less successful results if you’re picking a routine while working a full-time job, raising a family, and not having the time or money to eat 10 professionally prepared meals a day.
You can probably sense a trend with all of these routines: lots of protein every 2-3 hours, sprints for cardio instead of long runs, keep your routines specific: compound exercises, between 3-6 sets and 6-12 reps per set. Work yourself to exhaustion, give your muscles ample time to recover, and you’ll be sacking Troy in no time. I realize this is a weird sentence if you know a dude named Troy, but he’s probably an ass and should be taken any way. My apologize to all the people named Troy who aren’t full of themselves out there.