Love it or LOVE it, we consume it in mass quantities, obsess over it, and add it as flavoring on almost every food imaginable.
That’s because it tastes good on just about anything.
However, there’s more to bacon than meets the eye (like Transformers, but with pigs), and we get a lot of questions:
Luckily, you’re dealing with a nerd that happens to love bacon as much as I love doing the nitty gritty research to provide you with everything you need to know about bacon.
I guarantee you’ll learn a thing or two today about this versatile food, with as many pig puns thrown in as possible.
Bacon comes from a pig.
Hopefully you already knew that. But you may not have known that bacon has been around since 1500 BC! It’s no wonder why this food is so delicious…it’s had a long time to be perfected.
Bacon tends to come from a particular part of a pig, as different types of meat can be gleaned from different parts of the pig: ham, pork, bacon, and so on.
That’s right Homer, a pig is a magical animal!
Bacon is generally prepared from the belly of a pig (AKA pork belly), though outside of the US it might be more common to use loin (Canada) or shoulder cuts (Europe). Once the pork is cut from the pig, it’s “cured” (a way of preparing meat) using a boatload of salt and sugar and either dry-packed or brined (with salt and sugar); oftentimes nitrates are used as well (which we’ll get to in a minute). At this point, the meat can be dried for weeks or months, smoked (i.e. hung up and exposed to smoke from wood burning), or boiled.
The salting of meat is how food stayed edible way back in the day, before Doc Brown invented the refrigerator.
If it’s only been smoked or dried (instead of boiled), it’s the type of bacon you cook before eating.
Unless it came from a pig, it ain’t bacon.
I know most non-pig bacons will try to convince you that it’s a healthier alternative, but is that true? Let’s take a look at the most common bacon impostor: Turkey bacon! It turns out that turkey bacon is neither bacon nor turkey! A quick look at the ingredients on a package of “healthy” turkey bacon reveals these ingredients:
“TURKEY, WATER, SALT, SUGAR, SODIUM LACTATE, CANOLA OIL, SODIUM DIACETATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATES, SMOKE FLAVOR, SODIUM ASCORBATE, AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT, SODIUM NITRITE, DEXTROSE, SOY LECITHIN.”
When they say “turkey,” they’re essentially referring to the modified turkey bits they’ve combined to force into a bacon shape. Somebody needs to tell the turkey, “Man, just be yourself.”
Soy bacon, veggie bacon, fake bacon, and any other type of bacon-substitute you stumble across are guilty of being HEAVILY processed as well. Any bacon impostor that tells you it’s a “healthy alternative” is lying. You’re better off with the real thing…and come on, why eat the less healthy, less delicious option when you can have the real thing?
Yeah, that word just happened.
You bet your ass there is!
Bad bacon (think Evil Doctor Porkchop): heavily processed, from factory-farmed pigs, full of artificial ingredients and preservatives. This is the type of bacon we want to avoid. Fortunately, many types of bacon have already removed a lot of this stuff by law (pigs have to be raised without hormones). So don’t pay extra just because a label says “Hormone free!”
Better bacon: unprocessed, with just a few ingredients. Think “pork, water, salt, brown sugar” and not much else.
Best bacon: unprocessed, preferably cured with natural ingredients, from pasture-raised/humanely raised pigs, void of artificial ingredients and preservatives. More expensive (if you’re buying it), but worth every penny. Now, the labels advertising “no nitrates added” isn’t necessarily true, and as we’ll explain shortly, paying extra for this isn’t quite worth it either!
Epic bacon: bacon that you cure yourself! If you’re up for it, Robb Wolf has put together a fantastic resource on purchasing pasture-raised pork belly and curing it at home. Sure, more work, but I guarantee it’ll be the best bacon you’ve ever tasted.
How do I find the good bacon? Check the ingredients! ”Good bacon” will list something like “pork, water, sea salt, brown sugar” for ingredients and not much else. The more ingredients there are beyond that, the more processed it’ll tend to be. If there are any ingredients you can’t pronounce, you’ll want to be cautious about buying it!
Another caveat: “uncured bacon” isn’t technically real. If it was uncured, you’d have to cure it yourself; the curing is what magically turns the pork belly into bacon, so “uncured” is a fallacy to make you think it’s healthier for you.
DEFINITIVE ANSWER: Do the best you can. If you can find a local source for bacon, go for it. If you are buying in a store, pick one that has the least amount of ingredients on the back, and pick a package which contains ingredients you actually recognize. Don’t fall victim to the “no nitrates and nitrites added,” “uncured,” and “hormone-free” fallacies. All pigs in the US are required to be hormone free, there will be nitrates/nitrites in your bacon (from either natural or unnatural sources), and bacon isn’t bacon unless it’s cured!
When the topic of bacon being healthy comes up, nitrates and nitrites are generally at the top of the list for discussion.
A lot of bacon these days comes allegedly ”nitrate free”, though is it worth it? According to Mark’s Daily Apple:
We take in nitrates every day with our vegetables and, to a much smaller degree, with cured meats. Microorganisms in food and in our own digestive tracts convert some nitrates into nitrites, and some of these nitrites can then form nitrosamines, known carcinogens.
Vegetables have sufficient antioxidant power that this small amount of conversion is inconsequential. As far as cured meats go, they generally only make up about a 10th of our nitrate intake, and a serving of vegetables or vitamins C and E can further inhibit the unwanted conversion (hence the orange juice recommendation some people follow with their bacon).
So, yes vegetables contain lots of nitrates. In our system, some of those nitrates get converted to nitrites. However, vegetables ALSO contain anti-oxidants that can help counteract these nitrites and the formation of nitrosamines, nasty stuff that has been linked to various types of cancer. When you heat up various types of meat, especially at high temperatures, it can result in the formation of nitrosamines.
While some packages may say otherwise, you can’t really get bacon without any nitrates or nitrites; when a package says “no nitrates added,” they simply mean they’re using celery instead of sodium nitrite in the curing process (which contains a BOATLOAD of nitrates!).
It’s kind of like seeing a tub of ice cream that says “no sugar added,” even though it already has a 30 grams in a single serving. Don’t fall for the hype.
And just for fun, if you were worried about eating too many nitrites at all once, it would take a LOT to kill you:
To obtain 22 milligrams of sodium nitrite per kilogram of body weight (a lethal dose), a 154-pound adult would have to consume, at once, 18.57 pounds of cured meat product containing 200 ppm sodium nitrite. Even if a person could eat that amount of cured meat, salt, not nitrite, probably would be the toxic factor.
Here’s more than you ever wanted to know about nitrates and nitrites.
You might not want to pull a Ron Swanson and eat ALL THE EGGS AND BACON every day, but a moderate amount of bacon (a few strips) on a daily basis (should the bacon be the GOOD kind of bacon) is more than okay.
The issue with TOO much bacon comes from the curing process – bacon can be very high in sodium. If you are already following a Paleo lifestyle , you’ve probably already cut out a significant amount of sodium. However, if you are overweight, still eating poorly, and eating six pounds of bacon a day, you’re probably gonna have a bad time.
On top of that, if you’re eating heavily processed bacon instead of the good kind of bacon, you’re adding more harmful chemicals and preservatives to your system. Not cool.
Last but not least, you’ll have to decide how important the nitrate/nitrite stuff is to you, and which side you fall on: are they harmful or helpful?
Yes, you can find studies that say bacon is bad for you (I would argue that correlation does not prove causation), but you can honestly find a study to say pretty much whatever you want these days. Like this: Bacon saves lives!
“BUT STEVE, IS BACON PALEO!!?!”
Technically, bacon isn’t Paleo due to the brown sugar used in the curing process. HOWEVER, every Paleo website on the planet still recommends bacon despite this, as you can do a LOT worse than eating a few slices of bacon: it comes from a pig, it can be cured using ingredients found in nature, and it’s delicious. So, if you are living a Paleo lifestyle, bacon is kind of in the grey area. If you want to go for it, eat it and don’t feel guilty about staying true to Paleo.
What about eggs and bacon for breakfast every day? My buddy Brett from Art of Manliness spent three months in a testosterone-boosting experiment, eating “artery-clogging” bacon and “cholesterol loaded” eggs for breakfast every day. Fortunately, he was aware that dietary cholesterol and cholesterol produced in the body aren’t as connected as one might think, and that fat can be GOOD for you, so he followed through with his experiment. Sure enough, after three months, his blood tests came back with fantastic results.
DEFINITIVE ANSWER: If you enjoy bacon, eat it! Enjoy bacon in moderation and all is right in the world. I plan on continuing to eat it. If you’re worried about sodium content, just keep an eye on how much you eat.
If you’re worried about your cholesterol or fat intake, for self-experimentation purposes, go ahead and get blood work done. Then spend a few months eating bacon and eggs for breakfast (keeping everything else the same), and get your blood tested again. I bet you’ll be surprised
Are you’re a bacon newbie? Sure you’ve eaten it, but have you thus far avoided the kitchen?
You’re in luck. No joke, bacon might be the easiest thing in the entire world to cook:
Here’s a good video that breaks down the whole process into a quick two minutes…if you are still completely lost: How to cook bacon properly
“WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE FAT AFTER?” After removing your bacon from the pan, you probably have a skillet full of liquid bacon grease. DO NOT DUMP THIS DOWN YOUR DRAIN. When the grease cools, it will solidify, and can cause all sorts of issues with your plumbing.
Instead, you have a few choices:
Now, a lot of people re-use the bacon grease to cook with, and I’ve found other breakfast/lunch items prepared in bacon grease can be effin’ amazing.
Personally, I believe bacon is best cooked on the stove top, but you have a few other alternatives:
In the Oven:
In the microwave:
If you want to get even MORE creative, this epic bacon resource has all sorts of bacon contraptions that you can use to cook your bacon…though I think bacon cooked in the pan is the best.
How long does bacon last? Great question! Happy bacon is still edible bacon.
Make sure you don’t let good bacon go bad, and make sure you don’t throw away good bacon!
One of my FAVORITE resources on the internet, Still Tasty, breaks it down quite easily:
When in doubt (if it looks or smells off) throw it out. No need to make yourself sick from eating expired bacon. Just be more careful next time and less wasteful. You don’t want to be that Rebel that let bacon go bad!
Okay, so you’ve decided that you want to add some bacon into your life.
Wise choice, my friend.
I wanted to share with you some of Team Nerd Fitness’s favorite healthy bacon recipes, along with favorite recipes from Nerd Fitness Rebel Community:
Bacon wrapped asparagus (pictured above) – simply wrap your bacon around spears of asparagus (my favorite veggie!), stick on a slotted broiler pan, and cook in the over for 12 minutes at 400 degrees.
Bacon and Shrimp Kebabs – Bacon is great. Shrimp is great. Bacon and Shrimp, skewered and grilled? Heaven.
Broccoli and bacon salad – Broccoli is great for you and bacon is nature’s candy. Sounds like a fantastic salad to me!
Bacon Bowls - Forget unhealthy taco salad bowls…make a bacon bowl for your salad! MMMMMMMMM.
Spiced Bacon Twists – Great for a party appetizer, even if it’s a fancy party. Who would turn down bacon!?
Kale and Bacon Stirfry – Kale is one of the healthiest superfoods out there, why not fry it up with some bacon and make life a little bit better?
Bacon explosion – I’m not quite sure how healthy this is for you, but we had to include it either way. It’s like watching a master craftsman, of meat and bacon, create a masterpiece. God bless the internet.
On top of that, we just started a thread on the Nerd Fitness Message Boards asking for people’s favorite bacon recipes.
Feel free to add your own!
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