Which Ninja Turtle Are You?

I have been writing for Nerd Fitness for 19 months now, and I’ve published 267 articles that cover pretty much every nerd subject under the sun.  While driving to meet up with my friend Jason at CoreBody in Decatur for some workout advice yesterday (if you live in Atlanta and you’re looking for a great trainer by the way, Jason’s your guy), I realized I had never written a single thing about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

For that, dear Nerd Fitness reader, I apologize.

I don’t know about you, but I grew up with the Ninja Turtles: I watched the cartoon, owned the first two movies on VHS (the third one sucked though), wore Ninja Turtles pajamas, adored TMNT2: the Arcade Game, and I can still do the dance from Vanilla Ice’s cameo in the second film.

“Go ninja go ninja go!”

With this being a safe haven of nerdy, fitness enthusiasts, I thought today would be a great opportunity to analyze the intricacies of the personalities of each turtle and how they can apply to your own fitness training. After that, we can discuss which personality most resembles your training style, or which turtle you’d like to model yourself after.

Oh, and don’t bother telling me which turtle is the best, because we all know that answer.

Leonardo

The Turtle: Leonardo is the leader of the Ninja Turtles: he’s slightly older, wiser, and studies harder to perfect his talents that any of the others.  Always trying to learn as much as possible from Master Splinter, this blue-masked turtle takes his life very seriously and tries to lead by example.  Although loves his brothers, Leo often worries that they don’t train with enough dedication.  He is generally the calmest of the bunch, but that doesn’t mean you should piss him off – this badass will light you up like a Christmas tree with his two katana blades if you make him angry.

The Human: You are Leonardo, and you take your fitness training very seriously.  You wake up at the same time each morning, go to bed at the same time each night, always eat healthy structured meals, and train with absolute conviction.  You scour the internet for fitness blogs, you read any book or magazine that will help you along your journey, and your time spent exercising is always considered an opportunity to push harder or learn more.

Although you still have fun with with your friends, you eat well on the weekends, you’re the responsible one in your group, and you try to set examples for those around you by making good decisions at all times.  You’re level-headed, take criticism well, and are always looking for ways to better yourself.

Donatello

The Turtle: Don is a ninja who can wear purple and get away with it.  Using his bo staff, Don will pick apart any enemy with surgical precision.  Widely considered to be the smartest Ninja Turtle, Donatello is a known for his skills as a scientist, inventor, engineer, and technological genius.  Because he’s so damn smart, he does what he can to avoid conflict when possible, instead solving situations with his cunning intellect.  He loves fixing things, hanging out with his brothers, and devising plans to defeat the evil Shredder.

How you train: You are Donatello, and you are one ANALytical s.o.b.  Before you walk into a gym or begin a run, you have a specific game plan – exactly how many sets, reps, and exercises (or how far and fast you need to run) in order to be better than last time.  You probably have an excel sheet on your computer that has chronicled your last few months of training with graphs to show your progress, strengths, and weaknesses.  You count every single calorie you eat on SparkPeople.com or DailyBurn.com, and you probably weigh yourself daily.

You’re always looking for a way to improve, whether it’s new equipment that can shave a few seconds off your time, a new exercise that can build muscle with greater efficiency, or a minuscule change to your diet that can drop your body fat by a percentage point.

Raphael

The Turtle: Raph is known for his quick temper, sarcastic deadpan humor, and ability to do some serious damage with his deadly pair of sai.  This red-masked turtle is incredibly aggressive, never hesitating to throw the first punch.  He often chooses to go out and do things on his own, which can get him into trouble when he bites off more than he can chew by overestimating his abilities.  Stubborn as a mule and known for going to emotional extremes, Raph has a tendency to go absolutely berserk while in battle. Don’t make him angry.

How you train: You are Raphael, and you like to train alone.  When at the gym or out running, you go into “the zone:” headphones in, block out everything around you, focusing only on the task at hand.  You have the ability to push through pain and limitations, often accomplishing feats that you previously thought impossible.  If you’re a weight lifter, it means you can pump yourself up to lift heavier than normal; if you’re a runner, it means you always have something left in the tank for those last thirty seconds.

However, you’re also quite stubborn, which means you have a hard time giving any less than 100% and will accept nothing less, which means you’re more prone to over-training and injury.  You don’t really take criticism very well, as you’d rather learn the hard way by trying it yourself before learning it from somebody else.

Michelangelo

The Turtle: Youngest of the bunch, Michelangelo “is a party dude!”  Mikey tries not to take life (or his training) too seriously, but that doesn’t mean he’s a pushover – he’ll still own you with his nunchakus.  Light-hearted, friendly, and non-confrontational, this orange-masked reptile enjoys spending his time skateboarding through sewers, reading comic books, and cracking jokes.  Mike has an “an unparalleled level of sensitivity to the feelings of those around him and, as a result, feels a very real and serious need to help those less fortunate.”  Thanks Wikipedia!

Oh, and nobody loves pizza more than him.

The Trainer: You are Michelangelo, and you are a free spirit when it comes to your training.  You’d prefer to get your exercise through rock-climbing, yoga, and surfing rather than spend one minute in a stuffy gym with a bunch of stiffs.  If you’re a runner, you do so barefoot, without a stopwatch, and you do it because you enjoy it.

You try not to take life too seriously either – sure you eat healthy (and natural) when possible, but if somebody put a plate of hot wings or cookies in front of you, you’d still eat them.  The world is a giant playground – the sun is shining, the waves are crashing, and you’re smiling.

Which turtle are you?

In the comments, I don’t want you to debate over which turtle is the best, because we all know it’s clearly Raphael.

Instead, I want you to think of which turtle above most closely resembles your training method (or your planned training method).

Here’s me – At the end of the day, above all, I’m Raphael – I like to train alone and can often push myself too hard. Though I also resemble Leo: I try to lead by example, I’m always learning, and I do what I can to take my training seriously.  I’m trying to add in more of Michelangelo’s outdoor training, and I want to be more analytical of my workouts like Donatello.

Your turn: who’s your favorite Ninja Turtle, and which one do you most resemble?

-Steve

PS – Here’s the cartoon theme song…sigh….memories….

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  • http://erintakescontrol.wordpress.com/ Erin

    OMG you're right, how could you have left TMNT out until now??? I introduced my 6 year old to the original TMNT after I found original episodes on DVD at Target. He had borrowed some of the newer DVDs of the cartoons and they were really strange concepts and didn't fit well with my TMNT memories. Of course, he must be influenced in the right direction! 🙂

    I'm totally Michaelangelo (Michaelangelina), and I'm a party dude (dudette)!

  • http://twitter.com/topherfangio Topher Fangio

    I think I'm pretty clearly Michelangelo. I just recently got to try rock climbing and I loved it. I used to ride bikes for exercise/fun and will hopefully get back into that (need health insurance first). I have never really enjoyed gyms, I prefer martial arts, swimming, racquetball, etc.

    Oh, and when it comes to Pizza, I'm definitely him!

    So I guess this means that I should get back into biking and/or martial arts. I've been planning on both for a while, time to kick my butt in gear and just do it.

  • http://twitter.com/Elle_CM Elle

    Great post, I love TMNT!

    I think I used to be more like Michaelangelo, but I feel as if I'm shifting to Raphael. I enjoy doing sports and activities with others, but I'm enjoying working out alone nowadays. If I can get my eating habits a bit more consistent than I'll probably improve my results.

  • http://twitter.com/the_suziii suzie(smashhh)

    Raphael is indeed the best Ninja Turtle! I appreciate this article ^_^
    I'd also have to say that I train like Raphael, mixed with a little bit of Michelangelo.

    Raphael-I push myself when I work out, I go into “the zone” with my headphones. It isn't about socializing, it's about kicking my own bum with a good workout. I have caused a few injuries to my knee, but it's all good now Lol. & I Don't like people telling me how to do things at the gym…hence the loud headphones.

    Michelangelo-I have a sweet tooth, so I enjoy good AND tasty food when I want. That's why I work out, so I can have more freedom at the same time….& I look at the world like it is a giant playground 😀

  • Baker

    I'm Casey Jones…

    Kick-ass and dominating when I appear… unfortunately, I only make sporadic appearances and am absent from the battle way too much.

    😉

  • http://southernslimdown.tumblr.com Sara

    Looks like I'm a mix of Donatello and Michelangelo. I love my spreadsheets and SparkPeople, but I like to have fun, too!

  • JFreedom

    In most facets of life I'm definitely like Donatello, but as soon as I get to the gym or get into a game, it pretty much all goes out the window and Raphael takes over. Yes, it usually involves going beyond the realm of safety, and injuries to either myself or someone else have been known to occur.

    Nothing serious though, like having to go to the hospital or anything. Oh wait…

  • Kambcc

    I am crying I'm laughing so hard. I clicked on the song and now I will have that in my head all day (and night) for sure.
    Thanks Steve!
    PS-I may still have your sheets around the house 🙂
    Mom

  • Megviking

    I'm pretty much Donatello to a T. I have spreadsheets of a lot of things–calories, weightloss (or gain), exercise reps, etc. I usually end up abandoning the spreadsheets a few days in when I get too grim and obsessive over them, and restart a couple of weeks later. Maybe it's because I was a science major. Who knows.

  • DigitalEphemera

    Gotta say that Michelangelo as I study the martial arts, yoga, and tend to do exercise on off days by doing bare foot running and natural movement / primal exercises. Also, I love food too much to completely give up certain items.

  • Dantes

    Probably a Raphael/Donatello hybrid with a touch of Leonardo.

    I hate training with anyone else as they don't push hard enough, If possible on my challenge days I always try to push just a little bit more every time (Raphael)
    I track everything and always try to have a workout planned out (Donatello)
    Always trying to eat better and become better (Leonardo)
    Oh, and I focus primarily on full movement bodyweight exercises and kettlebells and do it all on vibrams. Does that count towards Michelangelo? Can't be them all though!

    So yea, aspects of all of them.

  • http://www.strengthrunning.com Fitz

    Wow, this is awesome. Not only was Donatello my favorite when I was kid, but now I learn I'm a Donatello type runner! OF COURSE I have a spreadsheet on my computer where I track my mileage and who doesn't know exactly (to the minute) how long they're going to run?!

  • http://www.265andfalling.com Steve

    I wish I was Leonardo..but alas…

  • http://joelrunyon.com/two3 Joel Runyon | [BIT]

    I'm like you.

    Mix of Raphael & Leonardo. I work out alone a lot, but I feel like I'm level headed and lead by example

    p.s. it's about time!

  • Vitamint73

    Michelangelo. Any one who rocks out to Wang Chung's “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” at mile 24 of a marathons has to be Michelangelo!

  • Endorphin Dude

    Michelangelo. Any one who rocks out to Wang Chung's “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” at mile 24 of a marathons has to be Michelangelo!

  • Chrisliz33

    Donatello Baby! My favorite color just happens to be purple too!

  • http://www.halfofjess.com Jess

    Michelangelo! He's my favorite. And if this doesn't describe me, I don't know what does:

    “You try not to take life too seriously either – sure you eat healthy (and natural) when possible, but if somebody put a plate of hot wings or cookies in front of you, you’d still eat them. The world is a giant playground – the sun is shining, the waves are crashing, and you’re smiling.”

    Michelangelo brings the laughs. What's life without some laughs!

  • http://cnandbolts.wordpress.com/ Crowbeak

    I'm only getting into this, but the attitude I've been building is about 75% Raphael and 25% Michelangelo. I find ye olde plate of cookies to be less temptation now, though — I'll certainly have one, but I'll stop there.

  • http://www.cmgalvin.com/blog/ Charlie Galvin

    This is a tough call. In my heart I am under the Michelangelo philosophy. I've got my Vibram Five-fingers and just like to be outdoors running in them. Although, I am spending a bit of time in the Leonardo mindset as I try to attain the body image I am looking for. Once there I plan on resuming more of the Michelangelo lifestyle to maintain it.

  • Tim

    Take up Capoeira, fellow Michelangelo… you will not regret it.

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  • ManWithBlackHat

    My favorite’s Leo and I got my friends working out too, I train like Raph, but I’m analytical like Don

  • QuinnFerno

    When you said at the start we all knew who the best turtle was and then started the list with Leonardo, my heart broke a little bit.  Happy to see you set things straight at the end 🙂  (that said I hate all the live-action movies with a passion)

    It’s odd that when I was younger and quite aggressively into martial arts, my fave turtle was Don.  Now I’m older and a bit more mellowed out, my fave is Raph.  Go figure.  I train like Raphael but without the emotional swings, I’m otherwise like Don of course 😉

    now that you’ve realised the error of your ways (or did this time last year lol), more turtleage!  😀

  • guest

    My favourites are Leo and Mikey (they are really the best, not Raphael whos my very last fav!!!), but I’m more like Mikey and this rocks! XD

  • ThePurpleTurtle

    I love with Don!!!

  • Jameson

    well i knew it would come to this lol after doing 5 different quizes and the one to always be my fave is the one i am 😀 MIKEY FOR THE WIN lmao

  • Jean

    I’m a mix of Raph & Don. I like knowing what I have to do and tracking progress, but i’m here to work out, not socialize, so leave me alone. I like outdoor sports though, so I guess I have a little of Mike too, lol

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  • Floor Hicker

    I am all of them combine in my own way lol is weird but kol

  • OrangeBeanie

    I’ve loved and have related to Donatello since I was kid watching the cartoon and I still think he sticks best to my personality.

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