You hear it every day on TV: “The Perfect Workout Plan!”
You read about it in every magazine: “The one secret you need to lose weight!”
You find it on every fitness website: “Why this plan works and why that plan doesn’t.”
It can be confusing, and it can be intimidating. Don’t you worry though, as I’ve come up with a solution to determine the PERFECT workout plan that will get you the results you want and allow you to have success.
Where did I find it?
Trekking through the Amazonian jungle, I stumbled across an ancient training plan, written in hieroglyphics on the wall of an temple from a long lost civilization.
Nope, that’s not it.
How about…Mad scientists created the world’s most scientific workout that they don’t want you to use because it’s too powerful!
Hmmm, nope. that’s not it either.
Here’s how I really discovered the PERFECT WORKOUT PLAN.
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The Perfect Workout Plan
I get a few emails a day from people asking me advice on what plan to train with.
They want to know if the Nerd Fitness Academy is the perfect workout plan, or if they should be doing P90x, Insanity, a gymnastics routine, Couch To 5K, Yoga Strength, a bodybuilding routine, 7-Minute Abs, etc…
Unfortunately, all routines tend to present different information, require different diets, and make an effort to present themselves as superior to all other training routines.
So, I reply with something they probably don’t want to hear, but need to hear:
The BEST workout and diet plan is the plan that you ACTUALLY follow through with.
The best coaching, training plan, and/or diet plan based on your dietary needs doesn’t mean ANYTHING if you don’t actually follow through with it!
I’m proud to say that the Nerd Fitness Academy has helped thousands and thousands of people get healthy, but it’s not because it’s the best plan in the entire world. It worked for them because they tried it out and it WORKED FOR THEM!
The plan helped those people succeed because it lined up with the Triforce of Awesome of Nerd Fitness:
- Happy – You enjoy what you are doing; you can wake up with a smile on your face.
- Healthy – You can do the things you want to do without your body slowing you down, and you get a clean bill of health from your doctor.
- Feel great and look good naked – You feel comfortable in your own skin, you have confidence, and you don’t think badly about yourself.
Now, here’s the thing: there are almost an infinite number of ways to accomplish those three goals, and every single person will have a different definition of what each of those things means.
- If you are a marathon runner, your ideal “look good naked” will certainly be different than somebody who wants to be a bodybuilder.
- If you hate lifting weights in a gym, your “happy” might be outdoor gymnastics or Parkour.
- “Healthy” might be running a mile in less than 6 minutes, being able to do 10 pull-ups, or having low cholesterol.
You know what? That is AWESOME. That’s what makes us different, special, and weird.
I once wrote an article called “What is Your Profession?“, creating different character classes based on your fitness goals. This is one of Nerd Fitness’s most popular and discussed articles:
It was one of my favorite articles to write, and the start of Rising Heroes, our monthly story-driven, habit-building, team-based experience!
The reason that article has resonated so well with Nerd Fitness Rebels is that WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT. Some of us are Warriors (power lifting), others are Scouts (endurance sports) or Monks (martial arts), or Assassins (gymnastics) or Druids (yoga).
A proper program should be developed around a person’s biology, age, goals, diet, free time, etc. Some people love figuring this stuff out on their own: they love the trial-and-error, two steps forward and three steps back but then 4 steps forward chaos! That was me: I spent 6 years tripping over myself in a gym until I finally started getting results.
If that sounds like hell to you, you’re not alone! We hear from people every day who are so overwhelmed with HOW to get in shape that they want help.
If you are someone who doesn’t have months or years to waste, and just be “told exactly what to do,” check out our uber popular 1-on-1 Online Coaching Program.
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If you are wanting to go at it on your own, that is possible TOO – and we are gonna spend the rest of the article helping you avoid common pitfalls when doing just that.
Uh, so how do I pick which plan is right for me?
“Thanks for nothing Steve, you just told me all options can work. What the heck do I do then?”
For starters, your first step is to determine what your primary goals are, and what the most important thing is to you:
- If you just want to lose weight and get stronger, something like The Nerd Fitness Academy could help you like it’s helped 40,000 students.
- If you want to run faster or improve your 5k time, then a running training program could work.
- If you want to build flexibility but don’t have time to go to Yoga, maybe Nerd Fitness Yoga could work.
- If your goal is primarily to look good, a bodybuilding routine might work best for you.
Now, I already know what your next response is going to be, because I get this ten times a day too:
“Well, I want to lose some weight, build some muscle, and also build up more endurance.”
Here’s the truth: your body can only do so many things at once, and the three goals above will pull your body in three completely separate directions. Although there are some people with crazy genetics that are exceptions, more often than not:
If you want to build bigger muscles and add mass: You need to eat more calories than you burn, which means you won’t be losing fat. These are two separate physiological processes, as building bigger more explosive muscle requires fast twitch muscles, and you build those by doing fast-twitch activities. Building up your endurance with lots of long distance running puts more emphasis on your slow twitch muscles and makes building bigger muscle and mass way more difficult.
If you want to lose weight, you need to eat a caloric deficit. Remember, you can’t outrun your fork. And while strength training CERTAINLY helps you keep the muscle you have and allows you to get stronger, don’t expect to put 20 lbs of muscle while losing 20 lbs of fat.
If you want to get better at endurance, don’t expect to also build bigger muscles! Your body is going to use all of your excess calories to fuel your endurance instead of fueling the muscle building process. You can run sprints while eating to build bigger muscles, which can help add to your endurance capabilities, but if you want to be the best runner possible, you gotta be running!
If you try to do all three at once, you’ll most likely never make true progress in any direction and get discouraged. Instead, pick one main focus for the next few months and build your training around that. Make that goal your primary focus, and then be satisfied with minimal/incremental gains in other areas as a side effect:
These days, my goal is primarily focused on muscle and strength building, so I follow a routine that focuses on those things. Mostly squats, deadlifts, handstands, and gymnastic rings, but I’m happy (which means it’s a routine I’m going to continue following through!).
Find a routine that lines up with your goals, and as long as they make you happy and keep you healthy, you have my full support.
I know what I want – what now?
“Well, I have my goals, but how do I pick the right plan for that goal?”
Do enough research to make you feel comfortable about starting that plan for your goals. Watch youtube tutorials, read up on basic workouts, and try to find somebody in your situation that has succeeded with that plan before (if possible).
And then start.
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- Everything you need to know about getting strong.
- Workout routines for bodyweight AND weight training.
- How to find the right gym and train properly in one.
What you shouldn’t do: don’t become an underpants gnome. Pick a plan, and try it out for 30-60 days. Follow it to a T. Do exactly what they recommend, and then reevaluate.
Here’s the truth: ANY halfway decent plan will produce results, as long as you are consistent.
How will you know if it’s working? Remember: “That which gets measured, gets improved.”
You need to become your own guinea pig. Every two weeks, take more measurements or new photos and track your progress. Take notes on your workouts.
Am I feeling better? Am I looking better? Am I happy?
If so, GREAT. KEEP DOING IT!
If not, identify why you’re not seeing results:
- Are you actually following the plan? Or are you cheating?
- Are there small adjustments you can make to improve your process?
- Are you trying to do too much? Are you trying to accomplish 30 goals at the same time instead of focusing on dominating just one or two?
If after 6-8 weeks you don’t see ANY results in any way (weight loss, strength increase, endurance improvement) – which I would highly doubt – Congrats! Cross it off your list, and move on to another one. Take the lessons you learned from your previous effort (“this worked, that didn’t” or “I could NEVER stick with that”), and make an informed decision moving forward.
Just don’t keep trying to succeed in the same way that lead to no success last time, or you’ll continue to get the same lackluster results.
As long as you are tracking your progress with more than one metric, you should be able to tell if you are moving in the right direction!
What if I don’t fit in?
“You will be judged…or you will be ignored” – Seth Godin
I think it’s important to have convictions in this world. I am a firm believer in these ideals, and I have built the programs and products at Nerd Fitness based around what I believe will help the greatest number of people have the greatest chance for success at the three goals above (happiness, healthiness, and looking-good-nakedness).
That being said, I know there are a million and one ways for people to get healthy, and I love that.
It’s why our message board is segmented into guilds and classes: because everybody is different!
Embrace your differences. Be thankful that we’re not all clones of one another. We might be a tight-knit group, but we’re a tight-knit group of misfits and weirdos, of oddballs and outsiders. Nothing makes me happier!
If you want to focus on bodybuilding, more power to you.
If you want to be a powerlifter, that’s awesome.
As long as you are happy AND healthy, keep doing what you are doing, and let others do the same.
Just like in any quality MMO group, we need people of all different classes here at Nerd Fitness and in the Game of Life!
Tell me what your goals are. I’d love to hear about what you’re working on.
What program are you following? Do you have a question on what to pick?
Leave a comment and share your story with your fellow rebels!
PS: If you’re somebody that wants an expert to guide them through the training process, I hear ya (I have a fitness coach myself who programs my workouts!).
That’s why we built two options for people:
1) If you are somebody that wants to know they are following a program that is tailor made for their life and situation and goals, check out our popular 1-on-1 coaching program. You’ll work with our certified NF instructors who will get to know you better than you know yourself and program your workouts and nutrition for you.
2) Good at following instructions and want a blueprint to follow? Check out our self-paced online course, the Nerd Fitness Academy. The Academy has 20+ workouts for both bodyweight or weight training, a benchmark test to determine your starting workout, HD demonstrations of every movement, boss battles so you know when you to level up your routine, meal plans, a questing system, and supportive community.